Walk into bike shop with cat6 cool on my heels and set down my hamlet with gloves before noticing the lady kattycorner from me is breastfeeding both her kids at once while the guy on my other side is chin in hand watching. Kept a straight face most of the way back to wash my hands. Dispatched cat6 before noticing mom and kids vacated. Early 40’s woman has moved into my spot and placed her items on top of mine with clear purpose. Smiled and snatched my stuff up without a word, clearly a good move in her book.
While moving away from creeper and not-a-milf I notice breastfeeders keys laying on the floor. Took them out to her and walked back in without noticing she followed me in. Get back to my stuff and she asks if I saw her phone while leaning over to give me a fuller view than my first glance at her swollen mammaries. This is getting to be too much and once again I flee with my belongings only to hear a phone start ringing under my ass a minute later. Pulled it out of the chair and swapped it for my espresso. One gulped it and got the fuck outta there.
Get me into not being a magnet for this type of shit. I’ll make my own friends and alienate them if this can be reversed to desirable circumstances.