# A safe space to complain about jackass humans

**URL:** https://tarck.cc/t/a-safe-space-to-complain-about-jackass-humans/21693
**Category:** Bikes
**Created:** [August 10, 2018, 3:41pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/a-safe-space-to-complain-about-jackass-humans/21693 "2018-08-10T15:41:01Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Face](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/face/32/77523_2.png) [@Face](https://tarck.cc/u/Face)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2018, 8:27pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/a-safe-space-to-complain-about-jackass-humans/21693/221 "2018-12-04T20:27:51Z")

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All farts are nasty.

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### Author: ![Dr\_Jart\_Attack\_PhD](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/dr_jart_attack_phd/32/16324_2.png) [@Dr\_Jart\_Attack\_PhD](https://tarck.cc/u/Dr_Jart_Attack_PhD)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2018, 8:30pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/a-safe-space-to-complain-about-jackass-humans/21693/222 "2018-12-04T20:30:39Z")

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#notallfarts

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### Author: ![amy](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/amy/32/37766_2.png) [@amy](https://tarck.cc/u/amy)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2018, 1:45am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/a-safe-space-to-complain-about-jackass-humans/21693/223 "2018-12-05T01:45:12Z")

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> [@kmcdon](#):
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> but it seems like vegan farts smell way worse.

Eh, I don’t think it has to do with being vegan specifically, but eating lots of bean products and certain veggies.

Long before I went vegan, I started drinking soy milk instead of regular milk and it gave me terrible farts for like 6-9 mos. It went away though and now I can eat soy without any fat issues. Think my gut just adjusted.

I’ve occasionally tried some weird fake meat products and some of those just seem too unnatural and will give anyone toxic farts.

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### Author: ![Dickason\_Daniel](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/dickason_daniel/32/13099_2.png) [@Dickason\_Daniel](https://tarck.cc/u/Dickason_Daniel)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2018, 2:03am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/a-safe-space-to-complain-about-jackass-humans/21693/224 "2018-12-05T02:03:17Z")

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If you fuck with any of that Daiya shit, you gonna 🌬💀

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### Author: ![Andrew\_Squirrel](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/andrew_squirrel/32/57_2.png) [@Andrew\_Squirrel](https://tarck.cc/u/Andrew_Squirrel)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2018, 2:05am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/a-safe-space-to-complain-about-jackass-humans/21693/225 "2018-12-05T02:05:18Z")

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> [@amy](#):
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> Weird fake meat products and some of those just seem too unnatural and will give anyone toxic farts.

I too had this issue but I think my gut flora has adapted similar to your experience with soy milk. I eat lentil slices on my sandwiches everyday and rarely have stank farts.

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### Author: ![amy](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/amy/32/37766_2.png) [@amy](https://tarck.cc/u/amy)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2018, 3:49am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/a-safe-space-to-complain-about-jackass-humans/21693/226 "2018-12-05T03:49:18Z")

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Daiya doesn’t give me farts.

Lightlife meatless grounds fucked me up real good one time though, didn’t even use the rest.

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### Author: ![VT\_regularbike](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/vt_regularbike/32/153_2.png) [@VT\_regularbike](https://tarck.cc/u/VT_regularbike)
#### Post date: [December 22, 2018, 5:48am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/a-safe-space-to-complain-about-jackass-humans/21693/227 "2018-12-22T05:48:16Z")

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For those that don’t follow me on the gram.  
Saw this today on the way to pick the kid up from nanny share

 ![20181221_145835](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/2X/e/ee0b701a6e8ac6c52bdf032f4db29045d790f865.jpeg) ![20181221_145831](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/2X/1/186779eb85b879d4ce26221ac79e53ecb17fa79d.jpeg)

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### Author: ![LASER\_BEIGE](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/laser_beige/32/152421_2.png) [@LASER\_BEIGE](https://tarck.cc/u/LASER_BEIGE)
#### Post date: [December 22, 2018, 6:23am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/a-safe-space-to-complain-about-jackass-humans/21693/228 "2018-12-22T06:23:20Z")

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Cylinder is a pretty strong structure tho

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### Author: ![turpentine](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/turpentine/32/51348_2.png) [@turpentine](https://tarck.cc/u/turpentine)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2018, 1:59am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/a-safe-space-to-complain-about-jackass-humans/21693/229 "2018-12-25T01:59:40Z")

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### Author: ![kmcdon](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/kmcdon/32/56_2.png) [@kmcdon](https://tarck.cc/u/kmcdon)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2019, 9:11pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/a-safe-space-to-complain-about-jackass-humans/21693/230 "2019-01-17T21:11:31Z")

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Today, on my normal route home that I take every day, some dogmom was basically blocking the path with her little dogs in their stroller. Not a big deal, so I waited for her to collect the puppies and make some room. I then re-mounted the bike and as I was riding away I heard her say, under her breath: “really, bikes on the walking path. unbelievable.”

Normally I would have 180d and given her a load of shit about it, but I was in a hurry so I just ignored it and decided to complain on the internet instead.

This was on an MUP.

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### Author: ![iwillbe](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/iwillbe/32/1896_2.png) [@iwillbe](https://tarck.cc/u/iwillbe)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2019, 9:15pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/a-safe-space-to-complain-about-jackass-humans/21693/231 "2019-01-17T21:15:14Z")

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I’d file that under “there’s no cure for the common fool” and let it go.

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### Author: ![anon24974279](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@anon24974279](https://tarck.cc/u/anon24974279)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2019, 9:32pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/a-safe-space-to-complain-about-jackass-humans/21693/232 "2019-01-17T21:32:40Z")

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Dog stroller. Theres your problem.

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### Author: ![Dickason\_Daniel](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/dickason_daniel/32/13099_2.png) [@Dickason\_Daniel](https://tarck.cc/u/Dickason_Daniel)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2019, 9:57pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/a-safe-space-to-complain-about-jackass-humans/21693/233 "2019-01-17T21:57:23Z")

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Cruella DeVille had the right idea, CHANGE MY MIND

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### Author: ![BEEutiful\_Wednesday\_DDS](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/beeutiful_wednesday_dds/32/40914_2.png) [@BEEutiful\_Wednesday\_DDS](https://tarck.cc/u/BEEutiful_Wednesday_DDS)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2019, 12:09pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/a-safe-space-to-complain-about-jackass-humans/21693/234 "2019-01-18T12:09:05Z")

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Some baby boomer in a silver sedan yelled something at me yesterday. I didn’t exactly catch what it was but instead of engaging I just ignored him. Am I getting wiser with age?

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### Author: ![iwillbe](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/iwillbe/32/1896_2.png) [@iwillbe](https://tarck.cc/u/iwillbe)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2019, 2:22pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/a-safe-space-to-complain-about-jackass-humans/21693/235 "2019-01-18T14:22:03Z")

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I wonder how many times I’ve had someone try to shout or honk in encouragement; when I’m on my bike, anything coming from a car driver sounds aggressive and nasty by default.

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### Author: ![Jacobell](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/jacobell/32/895_2.png) [@Jacobell](https://tarck.cc/u/Jacobell)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2019, 2:28pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/a-safe-space-to-complain-about-jackass-humans/21693/236 "2019-01-18T14:28:59Z")

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If you feel that what you’re doing is worth encouragement, might as well just take it as that. At least until they start threatening you.

I fairly often have people yell “yo gimme that bike” as I ride by, but in my head they’re really just saying “yo cool bike!”

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### Author: ![iwillbe](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/iwillbe/32/1896_2.png) [@iwillbe](https://tarck.cc/u/iwillbe)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2019, 2:30pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/a-safe-space-to-complain-about-jackass-humans/21693/237 "2019-01-18T14:30:51Z")

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I get “let me see that bike”, but it’s not from people driving, it’s from people hanging out on the sidewalk / in the street. Totally different.

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### Author: ![BEEutiful\_Wednesday\_DDS](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/beeutiful_wednesday_dds/32/40914_2.png) [@BEEutiful\_Wednesday\_DDS](https://tarck.cc/u/BEEutiful_Wednesday_DDS)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2019, 3:12pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/a-safe-space-to-complain-about-jackass-humans/21693/238 "2019-01-18T15:12:20Z")

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this guy was pretty obviously being hostile but i’ll pretend he was catcalling

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### Author: ![kmcdon](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/kmcdon/32/56_2.png) [@kmcdon](https://tarck.cc/u/kmcdon)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2019, 3:58pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/a-safe-space-to-complain-about-jackass-humans/21693/239 "2019-01-18T15:58:17Z")

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I can usually tell, if the’yre mad it’s usually a long honk, if they’re happy it’s a short festive honk.

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### Author: ![iwillbe](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/iwillbe/32/1896_2.png) [@iwillbe](https://tarck.cc/u/iwillbe)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2019, 4:10pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/a-safe-space-to-complain-about-jackass-humans/21693/240 "2019-01-18T16:10:55Z")

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In some places short honk means “I don’t have the driving skills to pass you so I want you to accomodate my incompetence”

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