Any shirts?

I want one of these and I’ve been here more than a day. Hook a homo up

what brand of medium

is this guy really for real? i have a hard time believing it at this point. “i’m new to biking, i’m 17, and i wanna buy one of your shirts.” seriously?

What is there not to believe?

What is there not to believe?[/quote]
because either i am led to believe that you are that ridiculous of a person or i am led to believe that you are trolling, and i have an easier time believing that you are trolling than believing that you are such a ridiculous person.

What is there not to believe?[/quote]
because either i am led to believe that you are that ridiculous of a person or i am led to believe that you are trolling, and i have an easier time believing that you are trolling than believing that you are such a ridiculous person.[/quote]

Well I’m just trying to meet new people and talk about fixies. And whatever you think I am that’s what I am.

So if I think you are a giant space bug with radioactive genitals then you are a giant space bug with radioactive genitals

Hahahaha I guess so.

HOLY SHIT DUDE IS RESONATING AT ME!!

[quote=iBurtsBee]Well I’m just trying to meet new people and talk about fixies.[/quote]fixies are not allowed past this line:

fixies
[hr]
tarckbike

[quote=iBurtsBee]

Well I’m just trying to meet new people and talk about fixies. And whatever you think I am that’s what I am.[/quote]

It seems like you could find a place more suited to you, like one where you’re not expected to understand spelling or diction or read your post for coherence before you share it with the world.

What is there not to believe?[/quote]
because either i am led to believe that you are that ridiculous of a person or i am led to believe that you are trolling, and i have an easier time believing that you are trolling than believing that you are such a ridiculous person.[/quote]
im trollin

[quote=trollbrothers]
im trollin[/quote]
They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty

They see my chainring
They hatin’
Trackstandin’:
they know that I be ridin’ fixy
Try to catch me ridin’ fixy …

Won’t see me coastin’
or brakin’
you trippin’ if you think I’ll quit ridin’ fixy
Try to catch me ridin’ fixy …

Y’all fools gonna make me do it
Trackstand at the light in front of your Buick
Mothafuckas wanna run me off the road
I’ll grab my lock, take a swing and make your window explode
You might see me out ridin’ with my club
We roll about 20 then we hit the pub
Chillin’ out drinkin’ beers til we can’t see straight
Hit the streets with a lean why you suckas gotta hate
‘Cuz you know we crazy like lunatics
We got no brakes but we still do skids
Got them bitches in lycra throwin’ fits
Doing tricks in the park like a bunch of kids
Circle backwards: you can’t hang with this
No-handed skid, now you gettin’ pissed
Gotta fat chrome bag hangin’ on my back
with some spare intertubes and a cold six pack
Alleycat race, now I’m ridin’ fast
You freewheel hoes gonna finish last
Comin’ up on your left, now I’m gonna pass
Won’t see me coastin’ or draggin’ ass
Brooks on my jock be fittin’ tight
40 oz in my left, bullhorns in my right
Cuttin’ through traffic, got the haters cussin’
Rollin’ past the fuckin’ po-po like it’s nothin’.

Chorus

We been critical massin’
Blockin’ the street so your car ain’t passin’
Now I’m shitfaced off the 2-for-1s
Drinkin’ double long islands means double the fun
Now we back on the street and we bringin’ the game
Titanium wheels on my steel frame
48 up front, 15 in the back
Gotta tackle this hill
Won’t be cuttin’ no slack
Now I’m comin’ back down,
leg over the bars.
Skiddin’ long, one hand flippin’ off the cars
Skid patch smokin’ like a big ol’ blunt
Gotta shift my weight to get more up front
Pop my foot back into the clip
and I gotta put my hand back down on the grip
Nitto bars be shinin’ like a gem
Chrome seatpost with matchin’ stem
with no regard for your cars we dodge em like fuck 'em all
Don’t push us too far…
step out your car, and we’ll have a brawl
We gotta right to ride
So step aside
Unless you want my SPDs applied
To your doors, your fenders and then your grille
Fuck with my fixy and you’ll get killed

ftfy

deathhare sockpuppet?