# Bike blog thread

**URL:** https://tarck.cc/t/bike-blog-thread/19001
**Category:** Bikes
**Created:** [May 23, 2011, 12:48am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-blog-thread/19001 "2011-05-23T00:48:27Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 6

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### Author: ![Eric\_Estlund](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/eric_estlund/32/164219_2.png) [@Eric\_Estlund](https://tarck.cc/u/Eric_Estlund)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2011, 4:58am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-blog-thread/19001/101 "2011-05-26T04:58:14Z")

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![](http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/122/7/8/beating_a_dead_horse_by_potatoehuman-d3fead4.jpg)

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### Author: ![rocktheeps](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/dbc845/32.png) [@rocktheeps](https://tarck.cc/u/rocktheeps)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2011, 5:39am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-blog-thread/19001/102 "2011-05-26T05:39:15Z")

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lol at waiting for summer to ride in texas.

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### Author: ![Bearpants](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/bearpants/32/705_2.png) [@Bearpants](https://tarck.cc/u/Bearpants)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2011, 10:16am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-blog-thread/19001/103 "2011-05-26T10:16:01Z")

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> [@mander](#):
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> [quote=Monocle]Hey aek jar of dicks

no

u[/quote]

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### Author: ![bexley](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/db5fbb/32.png) [@bexley](https://tarck.cc/u/bexley)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2011, 10:35am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-blog-thread/19001/104 "2011-05-26T10:35:32Z")

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I saw this giant banner printed horizontally on a huge tractor-trailer rolling through Berlin the other day (no camera, so disappointed). Pretty sure it’s carrying Monocle’s bulk JOD order.

![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0X1ggm5ZqsA/TFY2KaXtdBI/AAAAAAAAG-8/61CGAnsnd74/s1600/dildoking.jpg)

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### Author: ![pixieshatintruck](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/p/e36b37/32.png) [@pixieshatintruck](https://tarck.cc/u/pixieshatintruck)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2011, 12:46pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-blog-thread/19001/105 "2011-05-26T12:46:25Z")

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germans sure do like sausage

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### Author: ![Timarchylime](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/timarchylime/32/61940_2.png) [@Timarchylime](https://tarck.cc/u/Timarchylime)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2011, 12:52pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-blog-thread/19001/106 "2011-05-26T12:52:21Z")

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Thats a joke right? No way thats not a joke.

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### Author: ![rancid\_burple](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/rancid_burple/32/3104_2.png) [@rancid\_burple](https://tarck.cc/u/rancid_burple)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2011, 3:40pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-blog-thread/19001/107 "2011-05-26T15:40:36Z")

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### Author: ![obnoxious\_child](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/o/e19adc/32.png) [@obnoxious\_child](https://tarck.cc/u/obnoxious_child)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2011, 4:34pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-blog-thread/19001/108 "2011-05-26T16:34:15Z")

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shutup consumer bastards

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### Author: ![Timarchylime](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/timarchylime/32/61940_2.png) [@Timarchylime](https://tarck.cc/u/Timarchylime)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-blog-thread/19001/109 "2011-05-26T16:57:17Z")

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Today Velouria discovers her inner roadie asshole and yells at people on the MUP because she was going too fast. Her progress is moving more quickly than I ever could have imagined.

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### Author: ![mr\_fop](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/m/e68b1a/32.png) [@mr\_fop](https://tarck.cc/u/mr_fop)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2011, 5:23pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-blog-thread/19001/110 "2011-05-26T17:23:43Z")

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gawd  
this thread is like looking at a car wreck. it doesn’t seem right to just ruthlessly pick apart someone who is so obviously at the beginning of the learning curve and not involved with this place at all.  
but there’s so much fodder, it’s so rich… this is the best shit talking since spacetime first came here.

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### Author: ![Rentable\_Faxmachine](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/a9adbd/32.png) [@Rentable\_Faxmachine](https://tarck.cc/u/Rentable_Faxmachine)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2011, 5:43pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-blog-thread/19001/111 "2011-05-26T17:43:06Z")

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Cat 6 on the MUP.

Recipe for disaster.

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### Author: ![amy](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/amy/32/37766_2.png) [@amy](https://tarck.cc/u/amy)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2011, 5:55pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-blog-thread/19001/112 "2011-05-26T17:55:35Z")

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We needed something after the great american fixed gear tour or whatever the fuck it was called collapsed and called their moms for a ride home.

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### Author: ![bexley](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/db5fbb/32.png) [@bexley](https://tarck.cc/u/bexley)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2011, 5:56pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-blog-thread/19001/113 "2011-05-26T17:56:06Z")

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> [@TimLOKOed](#):
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> Thats a joke right? No way thats not a joke.

Not sure what you mean, but there is dildo store called Dildo King here and they do advertise with massive banners and tractor trailers. They really seem to have cornered the market.

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### Author: ![amy](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/amy/32/37766_2.png) [@amy](https://tarck.cc/u/amy)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2011, 6:11pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-blog-thread/19001/114 "2011-05-26T18:11:54Z")

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> [@bexley](#):
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> [quote=TimLOKOed]Thats a joke right? No way thats not a joke.

Not sure what you mean, but there is dildo store called Dildo King here and they do advertise with massive banners and tractor trailers. They really seem to have cornered the market.[/quote]

I think he failed to notice that it was an ad for dildos, not actual sausages.

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### Author: ![cookietruck](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/cookietruck/32/93416_2.png) [@cookietruck](https://tarck.cc/u/cookietruck)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2011, 7:15pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-blog-thread/19001/115 "2011-05-26T19:15:27Z")

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tractor trailers to advertise dildos?

mind blown.

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### Author: ![Ashes\_Dust](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/ce73a5/32.png) [@Ashes\_Dust](https://tarck.cc/u/Ashes_Dust)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2011, 7:19pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-blog-thread/19001/116 "2011-05-26T19:19:13Z")

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Could you imagine the uproar that kind of thing would cause in America?

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### Author: ![NOVELTYNAME](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@NOVELTYNAME](https://tarck.cc/u/NOVELTYNAME)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2011, 7:33pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-blog-thread/19001/117 "2011-05-26T19:33:37Z")

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I thought this was the thread about n00b cyclist blogs, not truckloads of prosthetic dicks

O wait

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### Author: ![Rentable\_Faxmachine](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/a9adbd/32.png) [@Rentable\_Faxmachine](https://tarck.cc/u/Rentable_Faxmachine)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2011, 7:37pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-blog-thread/19001/118 "2011-05-26T19:37:13Z")

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Against my better judgement, I’ll throw my blog on the fire:

[http://mile-high-mark.blogspot.com/](http://mile-high-mark.blogspot.com/)

Virtually italics-free…

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### Author: ![jr1](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@jr1](https://tarck.cc/u/jr1)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2011, 7:44pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-blog-thread/19001/119 "2011-05-26T19:44:56Z")

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Nice Salsa

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### Author: ![Rentable\_Faxmachine](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/a9adbd/32.png) [@Rentable\_Faxmachine](https://tarck.cc/u/Rentable_Faxmachine)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2011, 7:56pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-blog-thread/19001/120 "2011-05-26T19:56:53Z")

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> [@johnnyraja](#):
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> Nice Salsa

Thanks.

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