bike jokes thread!****** AMAZINGTONS!!

why couldnt the bicycle stand on its own?

wait for it…

it was too tired!

I think I lol’d

snort

how many black people does it take to ride a bicycle?

only one, unless it’s a tandem. in which case, two may share the bike and enjoy the ride.

What do you call a gay cyclist?

A cyclist.

What’s grosser than 10 broken frames in one dumpster?

1 broken frame in 10 dumpsters.

[quote=“toddistic”]why couldnt the bicycle stand on its own?

wait for it…

it was too tired![/quote]

This is one of my favorites… however, the punch line is supposed to be that the bike is two tired

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Isabelle.

Isabelle who?

P.S.- fuck you

Isabelle really all that necessary on my bike?

P.S. - Fuck YOU, sir.

Pistols at dawn, sir


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I meant more gentlemanly, less accurate pistols. Like these:

There’s no sport in a Glock.

Dead men don’t post.

i like where this thread is going.

Ninjas don’t die so easily. I snuck in your house earlier and switched your rounds with blanks.

[quote=“johnnyraja”]I meant more gentlemanly, less accurate pistols. Like these:

There’s no sport in a Glock.[/quote]

Holy crap don’t start a “Badass old pistols photo thread” and then a “jackass oldpistolsforums.net/pistolposse.com thread” and then a “not sure where to post these old pistols thread”