# Bike Products Which Exist, But Which One Wishes Did Not

**URL:** https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582
**Category:** Bikes
**Created:** [August 3, 2018, 12:52pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582 "2018-08-03T12:52:22Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![todd\_bonzalez](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/todd_bonzalez/32/23476_2.png) [@todd\_bonzalez](https://tarck.cc/u/todd_bonzalez)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2018, 12:52pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/1 "2018-08-03T12:52:22Z")

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[lolololololololol](https://bikerumor.com/2018/08/02/chris-king-finally-adds-integrated-headset-with-new-dropset-1/)

I wonder if King is going to take down his stupid white paper against integrated headsets.

Even the dipshit commenterati of Bike Rumor is turning on Chris King.

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### Author: ![plutarck](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/plutarck/32/205_2.png) [@plutarck](https://tarck.cc/u/plutarck)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2018, 1:12pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/2 "2018-08-03T13:12:28Z")

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chrisking = integrated.

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### Author: ![turpentine](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/turpentine/32/51348_2.png) [@turpentine](https://tarck.cc/u/turpentine)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2018, 1:59pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/3 "2018-08-03T13:59:51Z")

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> Claiming that the ceramic version will be more durable in wet and corrosive environments than their stainless bearings, the self-lubricating ceramic bearings should have a longer service life.

what? Won’t the ceramic bearings just explode super quick like all other ceramic bearings?

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### Author: ![Blakey](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/blakey/32/25608_2.png) [@Blakey](https://tarck.cc/u/Blakey)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2018, 11:53pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/4 "2018-08-13T23:53:44Z")

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Prolly shilled _Tired of having a saddle pack that sways from side to side or is increasingly saggy but don’t want to or can’t go to a full-on touring rack?_

> **[Tailfin AeroPack: The fastest way to carry gear on your bike](https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/tailfin/tailfin-aeropack-the-fastest-way-to-carry-gear-on#)**
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> A rolltop waterproof bicycle bag and rack that's super light, ultra stable and fits virtually any road, gravel & mountain bike.

_The Tailfin AeroPack is a product family of bike bags & racks that allow you to carry your gear in a totally new way._

Sweet axle mount racktop bag bro, and it even takes panniers!

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### Author: ![turpentine](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/turpentine/32/51348_2.png) [@turpentine](https://tarck.cc/u/turpentine)
#### Post date: [August 14, 2018, 12:30am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/5 "2018-08-14T00:30:07Z")

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The only thing I really don’t like about that is the price.

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### Author: ![Emor\_please](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/emor_please/32/89_2.png) [@Emor\_please](https://tarck.cc/u/Emor_please)
#### Post date: [August 14, 2018, 12:30am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/6 "2018-08-14T00:30:27Z")

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Holy shit we’ve come full circle to trunk bags

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### Author: ![todd\_bonzalez](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/todd_bonzalez/32/23476_2.png) [@todd\_bonzalez](https://tarck.cc/u/todd_bonzalez)
#### Post date: [August 14, 2018, 3:37pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/7 "2018-08-14T15:37:56Z")

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IT’S A BIKE RACK

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### Author: ![Straws](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/straws/32/147_2.png) [@Straws](https://tarck.cc/u/Straws)
#### Post date: [August 14, 2018, 5:59pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/8 "2018-08-14T17:59:52Z")

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All the annoying parts of both bags with none of the positive aspects of either. Neat.

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### Author: ![theKearney](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/thekearney/32/25428_2.png) [@theKearney](https://tarck.cc/u/theKearney)
#### Post date: [August 14, 2018, 9:28pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/9 "2018-08-14T21:28:20Z")

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If my experience in “the bike industry” is any guide, someone who owns a LHT will buy the crabon bike rack because they want to save weight. Then they’ll run effectively solid-rubber marathons on shitty stock wheels and rave about how the all the ultegra they put on their bike saves x grams.

Edit: I forgot to mention they’ll have 80+ mm of spacers and two dozen appliances bolted to their handlebars.

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### Author: ![Master\_Stabby](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/master_stabby/32/39791_2.png) [@Master\_Stabby](https://tarck.cc/u/Master_Stabby)
#### Post date: [August 14, 2018, 9:38pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/10 "2018-08-14T21:38:56Z")

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There’s a geezer out there who has this very bike, with a power meter.

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### Author: ![sparksflyhigh](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/sparksflyhigh/32/661_2.png) [@sparksflyhigh](https://tarck.cc/u/sparksflyhigh)
#### Post date: [August 14, 2018, 10:45pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/11 "2018-08-14T22:45:29Z")

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> [@AB's "Not Sure" & "Average" & "huh?" thread](https://tarck.cc/t/abs-not-sure-average-huh-thread/8763/12466):
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> [“Hello all, this is my new ultimate tire system. Mr. Tuffy Tire Liners and Schwalbe Marathon Plus HS 440 Tires… I also keep my tires inflated at maximum pressure at all times, this stops the dreaded snake bite.”](https://www.facebook.com/groups/FullyLoadedBicycleTouring/search/?query=raymond%20kunst) All rolling on Spinergys, lol

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### Author: ![lawnchairdave](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/lawnchairdave/32/37811_2.png) [@lawnchairdave](https://tarck.cc/u/lawnchairdave)
#### Post date: [August 15, 2018, 1:08am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/12 "2018-08-15T01:08:40Z")

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So much preciousness going on I’m gonna squee.

 ![](https://tarck-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/original/2X/9/9d55886e5f3c38f82ded2a2fc127cdd5a2f8e375.jpeg)

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### Author: ![BEEutiful\_Wednesday\_DDS](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/beeutiful_wednesday_dds/32/40914_2.png) [@BEEutiful\_Wednesday\_DDS](https://tarck.cc/u/BEEutiful_Wednesday_DDS)
#### Post date: [August 15, 2018, 1:09am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/13 "2018-08-15T01:09:11Z")

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i’m so into that

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### Author: ![Rent-to-own-Faxmachine](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/rent-to-own-faxmachine/32/80299_2.png) [@Rent-to-own-Faxmachine](https://tarck.cc/u/Rent-to-own-Faxmachine)
#### Post date: [August 15, 2018, 1:21am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/14 "2018-08-15T01:21:43Z")

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That puts my Vaya to shame (well, almost).

 ![](https://tarck-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/original/2X/d/d2dbf54115e4ad4225275041939e2aa96141f97e.jpeg)

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### Author: ![tehschkott](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/tehschkott/32/14426_2.png) [@tehschkott](https://tarck.cc/u/tehschkott)
#### Post date: [August 15, 2018, 6:55am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/15 "2018-08-15T06:55:09Z")

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/breathing intensifies

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### Author: ![tehschkott](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/tehschkott/32/14426_2.png) [@tehschkott](https://tarck.cc/u/tehschkott)
#### Post date: [August 15, 2018, 6:59am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/16 "2018-08-15T06:59:18Z")

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> [@turpentine](#):
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> The only thing I really don’t like about that is the price.

This. $289~$455 for a fucking trunk bag? PASS. It’s a good idea. It’s not THAT good of an idea.

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### Author: ![Rusty\_Piton](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/rusty_piton/32/579_2.png) [@Rusty\_Piton](https://tarck.cc/u/Rusty_Piton)
#### Post date: [August 15, 2018, 1:11pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/17 "2018-08-15T13:11:44Z")

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> [@lawnchairdave](#):
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> So much preciousness going on I’m gonna squee.
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> [![](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/1/7/177f736bb5dcae5cedb7c261f50fabf1c75b3ecc.jpeg)  
> 11136257\_10206322362798696\_3311813323131523491\_o.jpeg2048x1217 461 KB  
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I see this guy riding around chicago in flipflops from time to time.

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### Author: ![turpentine](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/turpentine/32/51348_2.png) [@turpentine](https://tarck.cc/u/turpentine)
#### Post date: [August 15, 2018, 1:23pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/18 "2018-08-15T13:23:54Z")

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Let’s all be real. Whoever rides that would love tarck in 2010.

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### Author: ![theKearney](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/thekearney/32/25428_2.png) [@theKearney](https://tarck.cc/u/theKearney)
#### Post date: [August 15, 2018, 7:27pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/19 "2018-08-15T19:27:52Z")

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This isn’t an outlandish product, but it is common and I do hate it: Triflow.

That shit sticks dirt on people’s drive trains like nothing else, it becomes the sort of metaphor for viscous black liquid you could imagine Daniel Day Lewis screaming about drinking stealthily with a long straw.

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### Author: ![Rent-to-own-Faxmachine](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/rent-to-own-faxmachine/32/80299_2.png) [@Rent-to-own-Faxmachine](https://tarck.cc/u/Rent-to-own-Faxmachine)
#### Post date: [August 15, 2018, 7:29pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/20 "2018-08-15T19:29:15Z")

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> [@theKearney](#):
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> This isn’t an outlandish product, but it is common and I do hate it: Triflow.
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> That shit sticks dirt on people’s drive trains like nothing else, it becomes the sort of metaphor for viscous black liquid you could imagine Daniel Day Lewis screaming about drinking stealthily with a long straw.

Truth. Your chain looks like a churro after 1-2 rides.

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