# Bike Products Which Exist, But Which One Wishes Did Not **URL:** \ **Category:** Bikes\ **Created:** [August 3, 2018, 12:52pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582 "2018-08-03T12:52:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 51
**Author:** ![yonderboy](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/yonderboy/32/159376_2.png) [@yonderboy](https://tarck.cc/u/yonderboy)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 3:21pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/1006 "2026-01-07T15:21:15Z")
Early Season Tarcklebee 🐝 ---
**Author:** ![jimmythefly](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/jimmythefly/32/36079_2.png) [@jimmythefly](https://tarck.cc/u/jimmythefly)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 4:36pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/1007 "2026-01-07T16:36:00Z")
Faxmachine is my bolt depot. > [@Faxmachine's ongoing for-sale thread](https://tarck.cc/t/faxmachines-ongoing-for-sale-thread/22144/1460): > > Someone out there must be thinking, “You know, I don’t have nearly enough stainless steel bottle cage/fender/rack bolts…” ---
**Author:** ![Rent-to-own-Faxmachine](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/rent-to-own-faxmachine/32/80299_2.png) [@Rent-to-own-Faxmachine](https://tarck.cc/u/Rent-to-own-Faxmachine)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 4:56pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/1008 "2026-01-07T16:56:47Z")
Pretty sure I have some stainless bolts that are long enough for a fork crown and accessories. ---
**Author:** ![Rusty\_Piton](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/rusty_piton/32/579_2.png) [@Rusty\_Piton](https://tarck.cc/u/Rusty_Piton)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 4:30pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/1009 "2026-01-08T16:30:52Z")
I dunno jan, my syringe thing works pretty great. ![image](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/2/b/2b604975469132fa5d2faa3ff00b67a0b38fb5a4.jpeg) > **[Journal – Rene Herse Cycles](https://www.renehersecycles.com/journal/?utm_source=Retail+Customer+Newsletter&utm_campaign=d2d68f7830-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2017_11_29_COPY_01&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_f74fbd5ca8-d2d68f7830-108580701&mc_cid=d2d68f7830&mc_eid=41e5a0592a)** What an innovator. ---
**Author:** ![drandalls](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/drandalls/32/2911_2.png) [@drandalls](https://tarck.cc/u/drandalls)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 5:00pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/1010 "2026-01-08T17:00:16Z")
That thing only holds 30ml? What a joke, you’re filling it up 3-6x per tire. It couldn’t have cost anything to triple the capacity. ---
**Author:** ![drandalls](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/drandalls/32/2911_2.png) [@drandalls](https://tarck.cc/u/drandalls)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 5:02pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/1011 "2026-01-08T17:02:17Z")
Lol I wonder if I can send him a USPS money order. ![image](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/8/4/841f552f568538427cb213d5ed12b5d2c58d9dd9.png) ---
**Author:** ![schultzor](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/schultzor/32/709_2.png) [@schultzor](https://tarck.cc/u/schultzor)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 5:22pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/1012 "2026-01-08T17:22:48Z")
he can’t get panaracer to make any new questionably-tubeless tire designs? ---
**Author:** ![BEEutiful\_Wednesday\_DDS](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/beeutiful_wednesday_dds/32/40914_2.png) [@BEEutiful\_Wednesday\_DDS](https://tarck.cc/u/BEEutiful_Wednesday_DDS)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 5:38pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/1013 "2026-01-08T17:38:59Z")
> And here’s a tip from Tim Straz, who manufactures the funnels in New Hampshire: If the sealant takes too much time to go in, pinch and release the tire to create a vacuum that sucks in the sealant. are you fuckin kidding me? there’s a reason everyone uses a syringe. this thing will clog the first time you use it. either with sealant, or just because the sealant will bubble and the surface tension won’t let more in. ---
**Author:** ![bward1028](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/f08c70/32.png) [@bward1028](https://tarck.cc/u/bward1028)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 5:53pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/1014 "2026-01-08T17:53:04Z")
> [@drandalls](#): > > That thing only holds 30ml? What a joke, you’re filling it up 3-6x per tire. > > It couldn’t have cost anything to triple the capacity. but it also fills really slowly! and “the funnel’s 30 ml capacity makes it easy to gauge how much sealant you’re putting into the tire.” ---
**Author:** ![werdna](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/werdna/32/141161_2.png) [@werdna](https://tarck.cc/u/werdna)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 6:40pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/1015 "2026-01-08T18:40:24Z")
What’s next? “Because our sealant is allergen-free, you can just pour it into your mouth, hold the valve between your lips, and spit the sealant into your tire. No need to carry additional messy tools on tour just in case you need to add sealant to our tires that leak almost as well as our $20 3DP funnel.” ---
**Author:** ![bward1028](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/f08c70/32.png) [@bward1028](https://tarck.cc/u/bward1028)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 6:41pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/1016 "2026-01-08T18:41:48Z")
> [@werdna](#): > > allergen-free it’s got walnuts in it ---
**Author:** ![BicyclePears](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/bicyclepears/32/1266_2.png) [@BicyclePears](https://tarck.cc/u/BicyclePears)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 6:53pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/1017 "2026-01-08T18:53:03Z")
i think this is from 2018, won third place best product maybe? ![image](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/1/e/1e48db9b1569e196f18ca819a5be38448e199403.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![drwelby](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/drwelby/32/142_2.png) [@drwelby](https://tarck.cc/u/drwelby)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 7:13pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/1018 "2026-01-08T19:13:46Z")
I 3dpeed one of those funnels. Tried it and can’t understand why they’re not universally hated. ---
**Author:** ![jame5on](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/jame5on/32/81952_2.png) [@jame5on](https://tarck.cc/u/jame5on)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 7:18pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/1019 "2026-01-08T19:18:08Z")
refillable camping toothpaste toob with apropriate tip adaptor? ---
**Author:** ![LASER\_BEIGE](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/laser_beige/32/152421_2.png) [@LASER\_BEIGE](https://tarck.cc/u/LASER_BEIGE)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 7:22pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/1020 "2026-01-08T19:22:07Z")
From the guy who knocked off a nivex derailleur from 100 years ago, a novel way to put a liquid into another vessel: the funnel ---
**Author:** ![werdna](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/werdna/32/141161_2.png) [@werdna](https://tarck.cc/u/werdna)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 7:30pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/1021 "2026-01-08T19:30:01Z")
> [@bward1028](#): > > it’s got walnuts in it and latex! the rest of it is allergen-free, though, I’m sure. ---
**Author:** ![schultzor](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/schultzor/32/709_2.png) [@schultzor](https://tarck.cc/u/schultzor)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 8:30pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/1022 "2026-01-08T20:30:27Z")
BRB gonna make “oops, all allergens!” sealant ---
**Author:** ![goose\_value\_69](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/goose_value_69/32/169983_2.png) [@goose\_value\_69](https://tarck.cc/u/goose_value_69)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 10:19pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/1023 "2026-01-08T22:19:36Z")
You guys, how the hell do you expect to rinko a funnel bigger than 30ml I mean come on ---
**Author:** ![bward1028](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/f08c70/32.png) [@bward1028](https://tarck.cc/u/bward1028)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 10:24pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/1024 "2026-01-08T22:24:13Z")
> **[Search Thingiverse - Thingiverse](https://www.thingiverse.com/search?q=tubeless+funnel&page=1)** > > Search and download free 3D printable objects for your projects, from prototypes to home improvements. ---
**Author:** ![bward1028](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/f08c70/32.png) [@bward1028](https://tarck.cc/u/bward1028)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 11:18pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582/1025 "2026-01-08T23:18:10Z")
> [@werdna](#): > > and latex! > > the rest of it is allergen-free, though, I’m sure. ![image](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/0/5/05863d39088cdb9e5a51c13b1dd92bf214884e3c.png) ![image](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/d/9/d9f006163d1d5b16e63e1d6dadd21d4d8265ac77.jpeg) ![image](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/a/0/a0811318ed0318ec16f16bba345c2d519c70cb07.jpeg) [Previous page](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582.md?page=50) [Next page](https://tarck.cc/t/bike-products-which-exist-but-which-one-wishes-did-not/21582.md?page=52)