Biological Parts Cleaner

14/f/your bed

i want to purchase alcohol and pornography and/or cigarettes and deliver it to your home in person

are your parents home

LOL. dont worry, my parents arent home. dont mind the tv cameras

do u want to buy my used panties?

$40 each

or 3 for $100.

LOL. ill buy ur bathwater

b my boyfriend

omg

<3

totally <3333333

I can’t believe I had this conversation last night.

Don’t call me.

[quote=blickblocks]I can’t believe I had this conversation last night.

Don’t call me.[/quote]
a drunk poster i could kick it with

this thread went from awkwardly disappointing to satisfyingly embarassing

Yeah it crashed pretty hard.

I use used oil to clean my parts then rub it on a little bird, which I then put down the drain.

Did you know used motor oil can be used to fertilize your lawn?

mechanics use parts washers and degreasers. they have the patience and respect to take their shit off their bike when it needs to be cleaned, and use elbow grease and some time. not some retarded dehydrated chemical.

My highschool AP gov/politic’s teacher told us a story about how his father owned a junkyard in the 20’s-30’s, and it was recomended that they spread motoroil on the ground because it helped control dust blowing and erosion and stuff. now I say it was just proto-epa officials creating super fund sites so that their progeny would always have something to do.

You can buy simple green in a grocery store.[/quote]

I cant.

And simple green isn’t exactly what I am looking for.[/quote]

what’s wrong with finland that they don’t have simple green?