# Crapbrapping or Pukebacking or Poopbarning

**URL:** https://tarck.cc/t/crapbrapping-or-pukebacking-or-poopbarning/21645
**Category:** Bikes
**Created:** [August 6, 2018, 10:11pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/crapbrapping-or-pukebacking-or-poopbarning/21645 "2018-08-06T22:11:17Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Shiny\_squid\_green](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/shiny_squid_green/32/1981_2.png) [@Shiny\_squid\_green](https://tarck.cc/u/Shiny_squid_green)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2022, 3:56pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/crapbrapping-or-pukebacking-or-poopbarning/21645/1810 "2022-06-15T15:56:57Z")

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I have those Paul Chim Chim’s on my Timberjack and I use them a lot on long climbs. Don’t _love_ the look, but they fit my hands well.

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### Author: ![Shiny\_squid\_green](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/shiny_squid_green/32/1981_2.png) [@Shiny\_squid\_green](https://tarck.cc/u/Shiny_squid_green)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2022, 5:35pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/crapbrapping-or-pukebacking-or-poopbarning/21645/1811 "2022-06-15T17:35:34Z")

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Gnarly conditions on the Divide this year;

> **[Chaos on the 2022 Tour Divide](https://bikepacking.com/news/chaos-on-the-2022-tour-divide/)**
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> The first few days of the 2022 Tour Divide have been exciting for dot watchers, including multiple rescues, severe weather, and more...

> “Tour Divide is all about stories. On Friday I turned back because I had severe pain in my rotator cuff (a pre-existing issue) on the singletrack by Spray Lake, got to the physio, she did great. Restarted from Canmore on Saturday up to Round Priaire a good 100 miles and I was strong. Yesterday got over Koko Pass okay, I was going great feeling positive, then about 20 miles out from Fernie the bear spray on my handlebars went off. I could see in the gravel where I slammed on blinded then swerved into the a rock. Thankfully(!) hitting that rock stopping me going into the river. Evacuated by helicopter, in hospital with 7 broken ribs. Tip is dont put your bear spray on your handle bars! Hospital staff confirm they do just go off from time to time. I’m not the first. What a trip. Just as I was feeling positive… after Friday. Best wishes to you all.”

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### Author: ![blackholelectron](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/blackholelectron/32/4360_2.png) [@blackholelectron](https://tarck.cc/u/blackholelectron)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2022, 6:30pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/crapbrapping-or-pukebacking-or-poopbarning/21645/1812 "2022-06-15T18:30:06Z")

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yeah it’s a total shitshow out there this year, except for the lead riders who gracefully got the fuck out of Montana before things got really hairy with the current atmospheric river

a bunch of riders had to get rescued because they were counting on Butts Cabin being open but it had a padlock on it so they had to bivy down outside, woefully underprepared for the snow and sleet- one guy made an illegal border crossing off route in order to avoid having to go back or forward (and thus over one of two different mountain passes) then fell off the map for a while, luckily he was found by US SAR and is ok

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### Author: ![cousinmosquito](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/cousinmosquito/32/105410_2.png) [@cousinmosquito](https://tarck.cc/u/cousinmosquito)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2022, 8:53pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/crapbrapping-or-pukebacking-or-poopbarning/21645/1813 "2022-06-15T20:53:52Z")

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Not sure what you have to do to make this happen.

 ![Screenshot_20220616-085232_Facebook](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/b/e/be6388a2cc18c941ebb3a403b543c5cc2a85f630.jpeg)

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### Author: ![Shiny\_squid\_green](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/shiny_squid_green/32/1981_2.png) [@Shiny\_squid\_green](https://tarck.cc/u/Shiny_squid_green)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2022, 9:05pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/crapbrapping-or-pukebacking-or-poopbarning/21645/1814 "2022-06-15T21:05:39Z")

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Fall asleep at the wheel?

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### Author: ![Crustradamus](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/crustradamus/32/7841_2.png) [@Crustradamus](https://tarck.cc/u/Crustradamus)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2022, 9:09pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/crapbrapping-or-pukebacking-or-poopbarning/21645/1815 "2022-06-15T21:09:36Z")

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dang tour divide is suddenly something i want to pay attention to

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### Author: ![jimmythefly](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/jimmythefly/32/36079_2.png) [@jimmythefly](https://tarck.cc/u/jimmythefly)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2022, 9:48pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/crapbrapping-or-pukebacking-or-poopbarning/21645/1816 "2022-06-15T21:48:10Z")

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I was kinda wondering how it was going. We’ve had a shitton of rain and mountain lakes that I’d typically like to canoe camp on this time of year are currently covered in snow and can’t even get to the launch as the access road is snowed in too. Had frost on my roof yesterday morning.

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### Author: ![dumpsterlife](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/dumpsterlife/32/16932_2.png) [@dumpsterlife](https://tarck.cc/u/dumpsterlife)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2022, 10:55pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/crapbrapping-or-pukebacking-or-poopbarning/21645/1817 "2022-06-15T22:55:57Z")

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I’ll remember this next year when I whine about the 1" in may that melts before lunch

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### Author: ![scrub](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/scrub/32/842_2.png) [@scrub](https://tarck.cc/u/scrub)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2022, 12:58am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/crapbrapping-or-pukebacking-or-poopbarning/21645/1818 "2022-06-16T00:58:11Z")

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> [@cousinmosquito](#):
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> Not sure what you have to do to make this happen.

Is that the rider that had their bear spray deploy from their handlebars? Heli out with several broken ribs…

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### Author: ![cousinmosquito](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/cousinmosquito/32/105410_2.png) [@cousinmosquito](https://tarck.cc/u/cousinmosquito)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2022, 1:31am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/crapbrapping-or-pukebacking-or-poopbarning/21645/1819 "2022-06-16T01:31:58Z")

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Not sure if that was the same dude or not. That piccie is quite old. I havent been following it very closely this year. The best place for blow by blow is usually here. [Tour Divide 2022 - Race Discussion](http://www.bikepacking.net/forum/ultra-racing/tour-divide-2022-race-discussion/)

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### Author: ![blackholelectron](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/blackholelectron/32/4360_2.png) [@blackholelectron](https://tarck.cc/u/blackholelectron)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2022, 2:07am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/crapbrapping-or-pukebacking-or-poopbarning/21645/1820 "2022-06-16T02:07:53Z")

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Today in Divide news:

 ![image](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/1/5/15b6200582191993e92651f193039d3f5a20315c.jpeg)

🥴

Edit: please again tell me that individually focused media provides a mental advantage that allows you to push even when you maybe shouldn’t or don’t want to, lol

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### Author: ![cousinmosquito](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/cousinmosquito/32/105410_2.png) [@cousinmosquito](https://tarck.cc/u/cousinmosquito)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2022, 3:18am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/crapbrapping-or-pukebacking-or-poopbarning/21645/1821 "2022-06-16T03:18:14Z")

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Bikepacking is the new golf. There will be casualties.

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### Author: ![BEEutiful\_Wednesday\_DDS](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/beeutiful_wednesday_dds/32/40914_2.png) [@BEEutiful\_Wednesday\_DDS](https://tarck.cc/u/BEEutiful_Wednesday_DDS)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2022, 11:54am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/crapbrapping-or-pukebacking-or-poopbarning/21645/1822 "2022-06-16T11:54:53Z")

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wait so you can’t have a media crew but you can get medflighted and then return to the race??

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### Author: ![euclid](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/euclid/32/37780_2.png) [@euclid](https://tarck.cc/u/euclid)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2022, 12:54pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/crapbrapping-or-pukebacking-or-poopbarning/21645/1823 "2022-06-16T12:54:21Z")

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Easy solution: put your camera crew on a rescue helicopter

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### Author: ![drandalls](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/drandalls/32/2911_2.png) [@drandalls](https://tarck.cc/u/drandalls)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2022, 1:07pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/crapbrapping-or-pukebacking-or-poopbarning/21645/1824 "2022-06-16T13:07:23Z")

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SARs is equal opportunity, it’s not like he called his private helicopter.

There’s only one Steve in the top 40 and he beat the weather so it wasn’t him. None of the others outside of this person were on track to finish in \<20 days before the weather so I assume the comment was a touring rider, both tourers and racers leave at the grand depart.

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### Author: ![blackholelectron](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/blackholelectron/32/4360_2.png) [@blackholelectron](https://tarck.cc/u/blackholelectron)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2022, 1:27pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/crapbrapping-or-pukebacking-or-poopbarning/21645/1825 "2022-06-16T13:27:58Z")

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Yea these folks at this point are so far behind the leaders they’re not even part of the “race” per se, but many folks ride as racers for the personal challenge. They’re definitely disqualified from the “race” at this point tho since they have no way of rejoining the route proper from where they got choppered out.

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### Author: ![Timarchylime](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/timarchylime/32/61940_2.png) [@Timarchylime](https://tarck.cc/u/Timarchylime)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2022, 2:06pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/crapbrapping-or-pukebacking-or-poopbarning/21645/1826 "2022-06-16T14:06:46Z")

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> [@BEEutiful\_Wednesday\_DDS](#):
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> wait so you can’t have a media crew but you can get medflighted and then return to the race??

Maybe they allow this because if they said “you get DQ if you use rescue services” more people would be putting themselves in more danger because they’d wait to call for help until they’re basically dead.

Atmo these races are fucked as soon as people actually start caring about winning. The key is keeping them so unimportant that no one will care enough to cheat or die.

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### Author: ![drandalls](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/drandalls/32/2911_2.png) [@drandalls](https://tarck.cc/u/drandalls)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2022, 2:26pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/crapbrapping-or-pukebacking-or-poopbarning/21645/1827 "2022-06-16T14:26:19Z")

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There was never potential DQ for using rescue services as long as the rider came back to where they left the course, they also don’t get DQ for hitchhiking to get albuterol inhalers refilled or a z-pack or something.

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### Author: ![BEEutiful\_Wednesday\_DDS](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/beeutiful_wednesday_dds/32/40914_2.png) [@BEEutiful\_Wednesday\_DDS](https://tarck.cc/u/BEEutiful_Wednesday_DDS)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2022, 9:12pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/crapbrapping-or-pukebacking-or-poopbarning/21645/1828 "2022-06-16T21:12:22Z")

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ok well that all seems quite reasonable i suppose

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### Author: ![iwillbe](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/iwillbe/32/1896_2.png) [@iwillbe](https://tarck.cc/u/iwillbe)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2022, 1:58pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/crapbrapping-or-pukebacking-or-poopbarning/21645/1829 "2022-06-17T13:58:36Z")

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Good breakdown of who’s using what at TD:

> **[The Fastest Bikes of the Tour Divide Ultra Race (4,400KM Non-Stop) -...](https://www.cyclingabout.com/fastest-tour-divide-bike-ultra-race/)**
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> Let's analyse 121 different Tour Divide bike setups and find the fastest bikes.

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