# critical mass is tonight

**URL:** https://tarck.cc/t/critical-mass-is-tonight/15155
**Category:** Bikes
**Created:** [September 25, 2009, 7:03pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/critical-mass-is-tonight/15155 "2009-09-25T19:03:48Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![chaosmachine](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@chaosmachine](https://tarck.cc/u/chaosmachine)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2009, 7:03pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/critical-mass-is-tonight/15155/1 "2009-09-25T19:03:48Z")

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Just a reminder to all my long time friends here on [tarckbike.com](http://tarckbike.com), my bike community of choice since 5 minutes ago:

Love it or hate it, Tonight is Critical Mass!

If you’re in Ottawa, I’m the tall guy on the big blue Specialized hardtail. See you there?

 ![](http://i38.tinypic.com/9vei9v.jpg)

(the trailer won’t be participating)

PS: Location info here: [http://ottawacriticalmass.blogspot.com/](http://ottawacriticalmass.blogspot.com/)

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### Author: ![spaghetti](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/spaghetti/32/37773_2.png) [@spaghetti](https://tarck.cc/u/spaghetti)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2009, 7:19pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/critical-mass-is-tonight/15155/2 "2009-09-25T19:19:20Z")

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first

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### Author: ![conor](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@conor](https://tarck.cc/u/conor)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2009, 7:21pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/critical-mass-is-tonight/15155/3 "2009-09-25T19:21:32Z")

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fred as fuck.

you gonna stand for that, rusty?

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### Author: ![Captain\_Gnarlock](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/captain_gnarlock/32/11755_2.png) [@Captain\_Gnarlock](https://tarck.cc/u/Captain_Gnarlock)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2009, 7:25pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/critical-mass-is-tonight/15155/4 "2009-09-25T19:25:32Z")

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subscribed

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### Author: ![Rusty\_Piton](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/rusty_piton/32/579_2.png) [@Rusty\_Piton](https://tarck.cc/u/Rusty_Piton)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2009, 7:29pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/critical-mass-is-tonight/15155/5 "2009-09-25T19:29:25Z")

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I’m not going to critical mass.  
I’m gonna get drunk instead.

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### Author: ![mad\_scientist](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/m/5e9695/32.png) [@mad\_scientist](https://tarck.cc/u/mad_scientist)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2009, 7:46pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/critical-mass-is-tonight/15155/6 "2009-09-25T19:46:01Z")

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critical drunk?

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### Author: ![Critical\_Jeff](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/41988e/32.png) [@Critical\_Jeff](https://tarck.cc/u/Critical_Jeff)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2009, 7:48pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/critical-mass-is-tonight/15155/7 "2009-09-25T19:48:20Z")

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Critical Jeff

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### Author: ![Critical\_Jeff](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/41988e/32.png) [@Critical\_Jeff](https://tarck.cc/u/Critical_Jeff)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2009, 7:48pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/critical-mass-is-tonight/15155/8 "2009-09-25T19:48:31Z")

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ftfy

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### Author: ![Rusty\_Piton](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/rusty_piton/32/579_2.png) [@Rusty\_Piton](https://tarck.cc/u/Rusty_Piton)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/critical-mass-is-tonight/15155/9 "2009-09-25T19:49:10Z")

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Just regular drunk.

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### Author: ![Larry\_Winget](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@Larry\_Winget](https://tarck.cc/u/Larry_Winget)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2009, 7:56pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/critical-mass-is-tonight/15155/10 "2009-09-25T19:56:46Z")

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critical jar of dicks

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### Author: ![Captain\_Gnarlock](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/captain_gnarlock/32/11755_2.png) [@Captain\_Gnarlock](https://tarck.cc/u/Captain_Gnarlock)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2009, 7:57pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/critical-mass-is-tonight/15155/11 "2009-09-25T19:57:02Z")

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> [@Rusty Piton](#):
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> Just regular drunk.

no, you know how you get after a few too many, Rudy. You’ll be in the Post Your Bike thread nitpicking the shit out of people

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### Author: ![Critical\_Jeff](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/41988e/32.png) [@Critical\_Jeff](https://tarck.cc/u/Critical_Jeff)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2009, 8:05pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/critical-mass-is-tonight/15155/12 "2009-09-25T20:05:02Z")

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> [@tarckeemoon](#):
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> critical jar of dicks

Hey I’m not that new round’ these parts. :colbert:

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### Author: ![kmcdon1](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/k/b782af/32.png) [@kmcdon1](https://tarck.cc/u/kmcdon1)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2009, 9:02pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/critical-mass-is-tonight/15155/13 "2009-09-25T21:02:06Z")

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is that a laptop computer on your dashboard mang? cool bike tho.

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### Author: ![chaosmachine](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@chaosmachine](https://tarck.cc/u/chaosmachine)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2009, 1:00am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/critical-mass-is-tonight/15155/14 "2009-09-26T01:00:20Z")

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It’s a GPS. Picture is from a test ride. I was getting ready for a 180km one day journey, wanted to make sure everything was working (hence the trailer).

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### Author: ![Tail\_Hook\_Lengthener](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/85e7bf/32.png) [@Tail\_Hook\_Lengthener](https://tarck.cc/u/Tail_Hook_Lengthener)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2009, 1:09am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/critical-mass-is-tonight/15155/15 "2009-09-26T01:09:10Z")

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People still do critical mass?

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### Author: ![Larry\_Winget](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@Larry\_Winget](https://tarck.cc/u/Larry_Winget)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2009, 1:10am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/critical-mass-is-tonight/15155/16 "2009-09-26T01:10:59Z")

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> [@bonechilling](#):
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> People still do critical mass?

Haven’t you heard? The 90’s are totally back.

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### Author: ![johnnypecans](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/d26b3c/32.png) [@johnnypecans](https://tarck.cc/u/johnnypecans)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2009, 1:52am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/critical-mass-is-tonight/15155/17 "2009-09-26T01:52:29Z")

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[quote=chaosmachine]Just a reminder to all my long time friends here on [tarckbike.com](http://tarckbike.com), my bike community of choice since 5 minutes ago:

Love it or hate it, Tonight is Critical Mass!

If you’re in Ottawa, I’m the tall guy on the big blue Specialized hardtail. See you there?

 ![](http://i38.tinypic.com/9vei9v.jpg)

(the trailer won’t be participating)

PS: Location info here: [http://ottawacriticalmass.blogspot.com/[/quote]](http://ottawacriticalmass.blogspot.com/%5B/quote%5D)

Love it or hate it, here is a drawing of a flaccid fireman.  
 ![](http://gt2.pics03.free.fr/2005/DonLancaster_Fireman_P0885Scan.jpg)

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### Author: ![Dickason\_Daniel](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/dickason_daniel/32/13099_2.png) [@Dickason\_Daniel](https://tarck.cc/u/Dickason_Daniel)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2009, 2:12am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/critical-mass-is-tonight/15155/18 "2009-09-26T02:12:44Z")

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> [@chaosmachine](#):
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> It’s a GPS. Picture is from a test ride. I was getting ready for a 180km one day journey, wanted to make sure everything was working (hence the trailer).

nobody gives a shit about your ‘are-you-there-space-it’s-me-the-jar-of-dicks-eating-noob-where-am-I?’ computer.

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### Author: ![Matthew\_Trujillo](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Matthew\_Trujillo](https://tarck.cc/u/Matthew_Trujillo)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2009, 2:20am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/critical-mass-is-tonight/15155/19 "2009-09-26T02:20:38Z")

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critic-lol mass

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### Author: ![turpencat](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/7ba0ec/32.png) [@turpencat](https://tarck.cc/u/turpencat)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2009, 2:26am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/critical-mass-is-tonight/15155/20 "2009-09-26T02:26:03Z")

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this thread wreaks of dick cheese.

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