# Cyclists are assholes
**URL:** https://tarck.cc/t/cyclists-are-assholes/11996
**Category:** Bikes
**Created:** [January 7, 2009, 5:04pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/cyclists-are-assholes/11996 "2009-01-07T17:04:16Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Cliffbear](https://tarck.cc/u/Cliffbear)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2009, 5:04pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/cyclists-are-assholes/11996/1 "2009-01-07T17:04:16Z")
I was walking to a friend’s house because I had to leave my bike at school for break and a hipster turd on a “fixed-wheel” spat at me and called me a pussy.
I’m selling my bike and saving up for an H2.
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### Author:  [@ArtBlur](https://tarck.cc/u/ArtBlur)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2009, 5:05pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/cyclists-are-assholes/11996/2 "2009-01-07T17:05:15Z")
nice
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### Author:  [@Petr5](https://tarck.cc/u/Petr5)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2009, 5:06pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/cyclists-are-assholes/11996/3 "2009-01-07T17:06:42Z")
Dudes in giant trucks spit too. Spitters are assholes.
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### Author:  [@Cliffbear](https://tarck.cc/u/Cliffbear)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2009, 5:06pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/cyclists-are-assholes/11996/4 "2009-01-07T17:06:47Z")
Actually I might buy a thousand dollar bong.
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### Author:  [@balonya](https://tarck.cc/u/balonya)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2009, 5:23pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/cyclists-are-assholes/11996/5 "2009-01-07T17:23:03Z")
Maybe you are a pussy or the “cyclist” was just an asshole! I don’t know yo,u or the hipster turd so I will refrain from passing judgment.
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### Author:  [@hanjin](https://tarck.cc/u/hanjin)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/cyclists-are-assholes/11996/6 "2009-01-07T17:27:18Z")
I would have tried to chase him down. He probably can’t ride and would have ate it trying to get away. Then kindly explain to him that hurling bodily fluids at people your not currently in a relationship with is a big no no. Or just punch him in the dick, your choice.
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### Author:  [@Rusty\_Piton](https://tarck.cc/u/Rusty_Piton)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2009, 5:33pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/cyclists-are-assholes/11996/7 "2009-01-07T17:33:19Z")
Newsflash!
It’s not just cyclists who are assholes.
Everybody in this entire world is a stupid fucking asshole!!!
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### Author:  [@Captain\_Gnarlock](https://tarck.cc/u/Captain_Gnarlock)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2009, 5:39pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/cyclists-are-assholes/11996/8 "2009-01-07T17:39:35Z")
I don’t consider hipster turds on party fouls to be “cyclists.” I consider lycra-clad dentists on LOOKs to be cyclists and yes, many of them are assholes.
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### Author:  [@Andrew\_Andeson](https://tarck.cc/u/Andrew_Andeson)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/cyclists-are-assholes/11996/9 "2009-01-07T17:49:09Z")
OP: POST YOUR DICK or GTFO!!!
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### Author:  [@dayvan\_cowboy](https://tarck.cc/u/dayvan_cowboy)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2009, 5:50pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/cyclists-are-assholes/11996/10 "2009-01-07T17:50:20Z")
> [@Asthmanomical](#):
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> Actually I might buy a thousand dollar bong.
I’d say that’s your best bet.
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### Author:  [@Elderbear](https://tarck.cc/u/Elderbear)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2009, 5:52pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/cyclists-are-assholes/11996/11 "2009-01-07T17:52:45Z")
[quote=“Rusty Piton”]Newsflash!
It’s not just cyclists who are assholes.
Everybody in this entire world is a stupid fucking asshole!!![/quote]
It still rings true… maybe truer than ever.
> [@mander](#):
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> OP: POST YOUR DICK or GTFO!!!
YEAH!
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### Author:  [@bward1028](https://tarck.cc/u/bward1028)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2009, 5:52pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/cyclists-are-assholes/11996/12 "2009-01-07T17:52:54Z")
i’m getting high just from looking at it
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### Author:  [@Cliffbear](https://tarck.cc/u/Cliffbear)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2009, 7:03pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/cyclists-are-assholes/11996/13 "2009-01-07T19:03:56Z")
nah you gotta see this
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### Author:  [@Cliffbear](https://tarck.cc/u/Cliffbear)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2009, 7:04pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/cyclists-are-assholes/11996/14 "2009-01-07T19:04:56Z")
I got to hold one like this with darth vader and luke battling with yoda present and an x-wing in a plasma globe.
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### Author:  [@conor](https://tarck.cc/u/conor)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2009, 7:07pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/cyclists-are-assholes/11996/15 "2009-01-07T19:07:19Z")
i don’t even know how they would work.
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### Author:  [@bward1028](https://tarck.cc/u/bward1028)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2009, 7:23pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/cyclists-are-assholes/11996/16 "2009-01-07T19:23:46Z")
what. the. fuck.
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### Author:  [@GRHebard](https://tarck.cc/u/GRHebard)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2009, 7:44pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/cyclists-are-assholes/11996/17 "2009-01-07T19:44:09Z")
ITT post expensive bongs!
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### Author:  [@halbritt](https://tarck.cc/u/halbritt)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2009, 7:56pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/cyclists-are-assholes/11996/18 "2009-01-07T19:56:13Z")
> [@Petr5](#):
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> Dudes in giant trucks spit too. Spitters are assholes.
I drive a giant truck and don’t spit. I’m definitely an asshole, though.
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### Author:  [@hambeki](https://tarck.cc/u/hambeki)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2009, 8:41pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/cyclists-are-assholes/11996/19 "2009-01-07T20:41:18Z")
> [@kowloon](#):
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> I don’t consider hipster turds on party fouls to be “cyclists.” I consider lycra-clad dentists on LOOKs to be cyclists and yes, many of them are assholes.
This is true. There’s a difference between a cyclist and a guy who just happens to own a bike.
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### Author:  [@Rusty\_Piton](https://tarck.cc/u/Rusty_Piton)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2009, 8:49pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/cyclists-are-assholes/11996/20 "2009-01-07T20:49:24Z")
I’m a cyclist and I spit and am most definitly an asshole.
I almost never spit on people though.
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