# Dammit: Post your bike
**URL:** https://tarck.cc/t/dammit-post-your-bike/14
**Category:** Bikes
**Created:** [August 1, 2018, 1:31am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/dammit-post-your-bike/14 "2018-08-01T01:31:53Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 489
### Author:  [@BicyclePears](https://tarck.cc/u/BicyclePears)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2022, 3:15pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/dammit-post-your-bike/14/9784 "2022-08-10T15:15:03Z")
i have a unicycle that i dont really know how to ride. so 1.5 bikes? 1.25?
i also have the pipedream pee poop mtb in the works. im gonna be ok maybe.
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### Author:  [@Shiny\_squid\_green](https://tarck.cc/u/Shiny_squid_green)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2022, 4:08pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/dammit-post-your-bike/14/9785 "2022-08-10T16:08:35Z")
@LASER_BEIGE send him that Alien
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### Author:  [@LASER\_BEIGE](https://tarck.cc/u/LASER_BEIGE)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2022, 4:15pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/dammit-post-your-bike/14/9786 "2022-08-10T16:15:02Z")
Would you buy a crust cargo fork if you had an alien frame
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### Author:  [@BicyclePears](https://tarck.cc/u/BicyclePears)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2022, 5:23pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/dammit-post-your-bike/14/9787 "2022-08-10T17:23:41Z")
No I would buy a new 1" threadless fork and a matching headset, leave the steerer uncut, then run a 50mm Paul stem atop a big ol stack of spacers with these impossibly wide dirt drop bars that Curve sent me.
i would then install these moto lites, buy some v-brake-friendly drop bar levers, and use my 26er eno wheel to make it a fixed gear.
then i would remove the front rack from the marino enforcer and the wald basket from the back of my 2002 honda elite and apply both to my new alien.
i would then look at my new alien for a bit, feeling that mix of pride and shame that only building horrific bikes can offer, hang it on a wall and watch 30 rock until i fall asleep.
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### Author:  [@Shamp](https://tarck.cc/u/Shamp)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2022, 6:33pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/dammit-post-your-bike/14/9788 "2022-08-10T18:33:56Z")
> [@BicyclePears](#):
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> i own one bike
It’s ok, I only own a pile of bike parts right now
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### Author:  [@BicyclePears](https://tarck.cc/u/BicyclePears)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2022, 6:39pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/dammit-post-your-bike/14/9789 "2022-08-10T18:39:25Z")
> [@Shamp](#):
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> It’s ok, I only own a pile of bike parts right now
is your bike pile closer to A or B?
A:
B:
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### Author:  [@Bootus](https://tarck.cc/u/Bootus)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2022, 6:42pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/dammit-post-your-bike/14/9790 "2022-08-10T18:42:47Z")
Or C:
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### Author:  [@Shamp](https://tarck.cc/u/Shamp)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2022, 7:27pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/dammit-post-your-bike/14/9791 "2022-08-10T19:27:12Z")
Yes
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### Author:  [@shane.rrr](https://tarck.cc/u/shane.rrr)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2022, 7:30pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/dammit-post-your-bike/14/9792 "2022-08-10T19:30:00Z")
the ole " oh i forgot i had this box of stuff in here"
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### Author:  [@schultzor](https://tarck.cc/u/schultzor)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2022, 7:34pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/dammit-post-your-bike/14/9793 "2022-08-10T19:34:01Z")
“oh that’s in the other other parts stash”
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### Author:  [@Face](https://tarck.cc/u/Face)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2022, 7:46pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/dammit-post-your-bike/14/9794 "2022-08-10T19:46:49Z")
New fade who dis
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### Author:  [@BicyclePears](https://tarck.cc/u/BicyclePears)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2022, 7:49pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/dammit-post-your-bike/14/9795 "2022-08-10T19:49:40Z")
hot damn.
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### Author:  [@LASER\_BEIGE](https://tarck.cc/u/LASER_BEIGE)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2022, 8:09pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/dammit-post-your-bike/14/9796 "2022-08-10T20:09:46Z")
Is this the first or 2nd senko?
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### Author:  [@Crustradamus](https://tarck.cc/u/Crustradamus)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2022, 8:11pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/dammit-post-your-bike/14/9797 "2022-08-10T20:11:31Z")
> [@schultzor](#):
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> “oh that’s in the other other parts stash”
I was getting emails about fire department activity at my storage unit over the past few days and thought “hell yeah free me from all this bike junk”.
Unfortunately I don’t think there was actually a fire.
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### Author:  [@Face](https://tarck.cc/u/Face)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2022, 9:05pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/dammit-post-your-bike/14/9798 "2022-08-10T21:05:10Z")
First, had some mods done over winter and was talked into a fresh paint job.
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### Author:  [@Bootus](https://tarck.cc/u/Bootus)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2022, 9:37pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/dammit-post-your-bike/14/9799 "2022-08-10T21:37:44Z")
> [@Crustradamus](#):
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> hell yeah free me from all this bike junk
I have these thoughts about almost all of my stuff. Leave me a couple of bikes and my cat, as a treat.
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### Author:  [@rancid\_burple](https://tarck.cc/u/rancid_burple)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2022, 9:40pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/dammit-post-your-bike/14/9800 "2022-08-10T21:40:06Z")
V1 had inadequate tire clearance which was a error on my part.
Shoutout to @Face for being a cool guy.
I just finished a frame for a former coworker and I guess probably now a former friend. No screw ups on my part or the painter, just someone who seems to be wholly unappreciative of me using my spare time to make him a custom frame at a fraction of the market price for such a thing.
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### Author:  [@BicyclePears](https://tarck.cc/u/BicyclePears)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2022, 10:40pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/dammit-post-your-bike/14/9801 "2022-08-10T22:40:30Z")
If I ever get back in your queue and stay there I’m gonna appreciate you so good. So. Good.
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### Author:  [@Face](https://tarck.cc/u/Face)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2022, 1:11am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/dammit-post-your-bike/14/9802 "2022-08-11T01:11:24Z")
I appreciate you so fucking hard @rancid_burple 💜💜💜💜
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### Author:  [@schultzor](https://tarck.cc/u/schultzor)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2022, 2:24am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/dammit-post-your-bike/14/9803 "2022-08-11T02:24:06Z")
collarboner put a wrench into my summer bike build plans, but I also appreciate @rancid_burple and cannot recommend him highly enough
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