Dammit: Post your bike

Rusty_Piton · September 6, 2018, 2:21pm

Nope. This is my garage door:

sleve_mcdichael · September 6, 2018, 9:52pm

August join date for Elliøt doing me a confuse.
Also is you garage door rotting?

…We have assembled an international car house closure committee and determined that your garage door sucks…

Elliott · September 6, 2018, 10:38pm

@sleve_mcdichael I have been a member of Tarck since 2010. That is twice as long as you. You are the new guy, new guy. PYB and shut up.

@iwillbe My stupid bike collection is the result of 12 years working in the bike industry, hoarding free or inexpensive shit. Only bike I spent over a bong on was when I bought the crosshairs new. I mainly ride that, the Trek 500, and the single speed Serotta. The chainless track bikes do not get ridden.

With that being said, AYHSMB

sleve_mcdichael · September 6, 2018, 11:15pm

oh I PMB’d, BITD shut down the whole new guy thread so hard they started a new new guy thread.

I won’t link to it but the Nü tarck search function should be able to find it (viewer discretion is advised, although i think the bikes were hosted on photobucket so maybe can’t be seen anymore)

karl_dandleton · September 6, 2018, 11:49pm

e-rock been getting dope bike stuff for cheaper than cheap for ever now. i only outdid him in his eponymous thread once.

turpentine · September 7, 2018, 12:07am

I swear he just steals stuff sometimes.

Blakey · September 7, 2018, 12:09am

Ohhhh. The ridic deal king!

b-roll · September 7, 2018, 12:44am

Dusting off the CX for another season.
God help me, but I do love this bike.

spaghetti · September 7, 2018, 1:09am

elliott is not e-rock

Elliott · September 7, 2018, 1:18am

Can confirm. Yo @E-ROCK where you at?

Rusty_Piton · September 7, 2018, 1:44am

Yes I think it is.

Shamp · September 7, 2018, 1:52am

You know how your mechanic drives a bust ass old Tercel that runs fine because they are tired of fixing shit all day long and don’t wanna do the same at home?

This is why I imagine you having a rotting but working garage door.

Rusty_Piton · September 7, 2018, 2:08am

Yes, I think you’re right on the money there.

sleve_mcdichael · September 7, 2018, 2:15am

The international car house closure committee might find this excuse almost acceptable for a first offence

kmcdon · September 7, 2018, 6:09am

looks fun.

E-ROCK · September 7, 2018, 6:19am

Hello. It’s me. I’m in Paris at the moment. Back in NYC tonight. Thanks for asking

Bootus · September 7, 2018, 2:49pm

<3

Rusty_Piton · September 7, 2018, 3:21pm

Yeah, that thing is wonderful.
Best part is the cambium test saddle.

Bootus · September 7, 2018, 4:27pm

Partial to the carbon post myself

jimmythefly · September 7, 2018, 8:56pm

I believe that Trek was awarded my first ever Certificate for Tasteful Bicycle Assembly, back when it had drop bars.

I should try and find that template so I can make more than that first one.