# ever try to not look like a jackass?
**URL:** https://tarck.cc/t/ever-try-to-not-look-like-a-jackass/9491
**Category:** Bikes
**Created:** [August 27, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/ever-try-to-not-look-like-a-jackass/9491 "2008-08-27T19:10:32Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 5
### Author:  [@jr1](https://tarck.cc/u/jr1)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 1:50pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/ever-try-to-not-look-like-a-jackass/9491/82 "2008-08-28T13:50:56Z")
Sorry to hear that, Rusty
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### Author:  [@Lucky\_if\_thats\_possible](https://tarck.cc/u/Lucky_if_thats_possible)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 2:07pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/ever-try-to-not-look-like-a-jackass/9491/83 "2008-08-28T14:07:22Z")
> [@skinnyland](#):
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> i hope you got a big trunk, cause i’m puttin my BIKE in it.
haha, I told that to my friend the other day. She has a Civic sedan and I said, “I hop you got a big trunk, cos I’m gonna put five bikes in it!”
It’s true.
I am going to put five bikes in it.
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### Author:  [@Lucky\_if\_thats\_possible](https://tarck.cc/u/Lucky_if_thats_possible)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 2:07pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/ever-try-to-not-look-like-a-jackass/9491/84 "2008-08-28T14:07:54Z")
> [@Rusty Piton](#):
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> I just found out that my cousin committed suicide last night and suddenly reading about people putting their bikes in their cars seems pretty unimportant.
Oh wow, that’s terrible news. I’m sorry.
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### Author:  [@cookietruck](https://tarck.cc/u/cookietruck)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 2:25pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/ever-try-to-not-look-like-a-jackass/9491/85 "2008-08-28T14:25:32Z")
[quote=“JACQUES”][quote="(|)"]i used to feel like one with my chrome bag…
i feel like one every time i slip my key that’s on stretchy thing on my arm.
my pink track bike does it too.
and my cycling cap.
my double straps.
my cinelli 2a stem.
my short shorts.
when i had moustache that too.
[/quote]
Is this the image you have of bicycle messengers?[/quote]
not really, i guess. i guess i more or less described what a hipster would look like…lol.
actually, the guys that work down here wear jerseys and helmets and clipless shoes and usually ride road bikes…but htey do wear short shorts.
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### Author:  [@Superb](https://tarck.cc/u/Superb)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 2:26pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/ever-try-to-not-look-like-a-jackass/9491/86 "2008-08-28T14:26:43Z")
_pours some morning coffee out_
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### Author:  [@tx\_what\_it\_do](https://tarck.cc/u/tx_what_it_do)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 2:36pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/ever-try-to-not-look-like-a-jackass/9491/87 "2008-08-28T14:36:03Z")
> [@Rusty Piton](#):
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> I just found out that my cousin committed suicide last night and suddenly reading about people putting their bikes in their cars seems pretty unimportant.
sorry to read that
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### Author:  [@pixieshatintruck](https://tarck.cc/u/pixieshatintruck)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 4:07pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/ever-try-to-not-look-like-a-jackass/9491/88 "2008-08-28T16:07:01Z")
damn sorry rusty
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### Author:  [@ArtBlur](https://tarck.cc/u/ArtBlur)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 4:09pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/ever-try-to-not-look-like-a-jackass/9491/89 "2008-08-28T16:09:13Z")
my condolences
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### Author:  [@blickblocks](https://tarck.cc/u/blickblocks)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 7:55pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/ever-try-to-not-look-like-a-jackass/9491/90 "2008-08-28T19:55:30Z")
That’s terrible, I’m very sorry.
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### Author:  [@FarAwayBoy](https://tarck.cc/u/FarAwayBoy)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 7:58pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/ever-try-to-not-look-like-a-jackass/9491/91 "2008-08-28T19:58:24Z")
Suicide is serious business.
I’ve been there where I actually tried it.
Just being in the state of mind where you can do it, is terrible.
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### Author:  [@cookietruck](https://tarck.cc/u/cookietruck)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 8:04pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/ever-try-to-not-look-like-a-jackass/9491/92 "2008-08-28T20:04:23Z")
whoa crap, didn’t see that post.
sorry to hear that rusty.
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### Author:  [@carail](https://tarck.cc/u/carail)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 8:17pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/ever-try-to-not-look-like-a-jackass/9491/93 "2008-08-28T20:17:47Z")
my condolences
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### Author:  [@Rusty\_Piton](https://tarck.cc/u/Rusty_Piton)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 9:09pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/ever-try-to-not-look-like-a-jackass/9491/94 "2008-08-28T21:09:41Z")
sorry for derailing the thread with a giant bummer.
Back on tarck:
I have seven bikes and only one of them has ever been in a car. My MTB goes in the back of my mom’s volvo when I go out to the burbs to ride trails.
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### Author:  [@tx\_what\_it\_do](https://tarck.cc/u/tx_what_it_do)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 10:50pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/ever-try-to-not-look-like-a-jackass/9491/95 "2008-08-28T22:50:42Z")
i live in the burbs and would love to tour the city on a bike.
problem is where to park…
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### Author:  [@snakesakti](https://tarck.cc/u/snakesakti)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 10:54pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/ever-try-to-not-look-like-a-jackass/9491/96 "2008-08-28T22:54:54Z")
i’ve welded a 6 speed cassette to my cog, keep a second ring up front, have hoods with fake brake levers and index shifters and dummy derailleurs on my brakeless conversion … as long as i keep up a quick enough pace, nobody even seems to notice.
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### Author:  [@FarAwayBoy](https://tarck.cc/u/FarAwayBoy)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2008, 5:00am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/ever-try-to-not-look-like-a-jackass/9491/97 "2008-08-29T05:00:41Z")
Fuck you.
I hate your avatar, I ahte your sig and I ahte your words.
Fuck you snakesakti. I’ll whoop your ass.
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### Author:  [@Oh\_No](https://tarck.cc/u/Oh_No)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2008, 5:47am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/ever-try-to-not-look-like-a-jackass/9491/98 "2008-08-29T05:47:40Z")
[quote=“tx\_what\_it\_do”]i live in the burbs and would love to tour the city on a bike.
problem is where to park…[/quote]
ride to the city you pussy
[quote=“FarAwayBoy”]Suicide is serious business.
I’ve been there where I actually tried it.
Just being in the state of mind where you can do it, is terrible.[/quote]
obviously not
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### Author:  [@teepz](https://tarck.cc/u/teepz)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2008, 5:49am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/ever-try-to-not-look-like-a-jackass/9491/99 "2008-08-29T05:49:32Z")
oh no, 24/7 purveyor of charm
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### Author:  [@Oh\_No](https://tarck.cc/u/Oh_No)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2008, 5:52am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/ever-try-to-not-look-like-a-jackass/9491/100 "2008-08-29T05:52:04Z")
oh no is a bad person and i hate him
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### Author:  [@Whippin\_Skidz](https://tarck.cc/u/Whippin_Skidz)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2008, 7:51am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/ever-try-to-not-look-like-a-jackass/9491/101 "2008-08-29T07:51:14Z")
> [@Oh No](#):
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> oh no is a bad person and i hate him
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