I call my mountain bike Big Pink.
wife/girlfriend
I don’t talk about bikes anymore.
Just point and grunt.
Chinamen/asian american.
Oh wait.
[quote=Rusty Piton]I call my mountain bike Big Pink.
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The only bike with the breath freshening power of ham.
bike.
or “fucking piece of shit” if not functioning properly.
“rig”, “ride”, “bike”, “other bike”
Bike.
Lol
Treadly, pushy, or bike.
biek
road bike
or track bike
or bmx
I call my Leader “Matilda” but I will likely be getting an IRO frame tomorrow and sell her so idk. My GT is named “Paloma”.
I just call them bikes. Though, I do jokingly have names for some of them (ie Eddy Van Merckx, Cannontarck/Tarckondale)
roadbiek and tarckbike
I slide into a pair of knickerbockers, adjust my loafers and monocle, mount my trusty safety and shove off all hammer and tongs in search of adventure.
Usually I wind up at the coffeeshop with a triple nonfat halfcaf mochafrap douchetap.
Random dude on street: “sweet fixie bro”
Me: “it’s my beater”