Hipsters with torches

Tarckives Bikes
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[quote=gt35built]Hey new guy,

We do not want to help you in the slightest bit.

sincerely,

All of tarck[/quote]

I gathered as much.

Feeling a bit like Ben Stiller in Reality Bites…

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you’re still here?

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[quote=gt35built]Hey new guy,

We do not want to help you in the slightest bit.

sincerely,

All of tarck[/quote]

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They have log cabin builders in Portland, Ontario, but it doesn’t look like any frame builders.

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there’s no way this dude is real

I’m certain daniel’s a fake, just like Stalin, Sun Tzu, Metapod, etc. Whomever was behind those accounts definitely brought the lulz.

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OH NOES LPCBOT CALLED OUT FNGBOT.

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did he just deny the existence of Stalin?!

bro, insensitive to the families of Gulag victims. :colbert:

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i’d build a bike for you but i got my hands full with growing a beard and sewing my filson copy mess bags

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ITT:

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haha

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i was gonna post that pic of erichie brazing with the red raybans on…but i got distracted in his flickr
sorry bros
plus its the wrong kinda torch

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Bro’s lemme break it down for you, its quite simple what he wants.

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Clearly what he wants is:

or

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I got off work at just the right time.

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yall just made my 64 seconds.

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motherfuckers why is this sticky.

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I don’t get the question.

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What in the fuck?

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just get a mountain bike