# i'm obsessed with this ultimate jackass bike
**URL:** https://tarck.cc/t/im-obsessed-with-this-ultimate-jackass-bike/12294
**Category:** Bikes
**Created:** [January 23, 2009, 7:45am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/im-obsessed-with-this-ultimate-jackass-bike/12294 "2009-01-23T07:45:06Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Captain\_Gnarlock](https://tarck.cc/u/Captain_Gnarlock)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2009, 7:45am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/im-obsessed-with-this-ultimate-jackass-bike/12294/1 "2009-01-23T07:45:06Z")
I posted this bike in the jackass thread earlier, and I couldn’t stop thinking about it all afternoon. Luckily it was still locked up outside when I left work tonight, so i snapped a bunch more pics.
The original pic: brakeless, freewheel conversion.
Brakeless drivetrain: proof. I kept looking for a coaster brake. Then I spun the cranks around. Yep: freewheel.
Sweet Alex rim
Rad bars
Totally missed the kickstand the first time. Baller.
Rear skewer up front; nice touch
Saddle.
That’s all.
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### Author:  [@kyle](https://tarck.cc/u/kyle)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2009, 8:08am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/im-obsessed-with-this-ultimate-jackass-bike/12294/2 "2009-01-23T08:08:08Z")
Thank you?
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### Author:  [@boneless](https://tarck.cc/u/boneless)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2009, 8:21am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/im-obsessed-with-this-ultimate-jackass-bike/12294/3 "2009-01-23T08:21:10Z")
Does the bike belong to the homeless-lookin dude in the background of your last photo?
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### Author:  [@Tail\_Hook\_Lengthener](https://tarck.cc/u/Tail_Hook_Lengthener)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2009, 12:19pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/im-obsessed-with-this-ultimate-jackass-bike/12294/4 "2009-01-23T12:19:38Z")
I’m sorry that you didn’t get enough attention the first time you posted this bike, but there’s already a thread for this subject.
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### Author:  [@Getfucked](https://tarck.cc/u/Getfucked)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2009, 1:26pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/im-obsessed-with-this-ultimate-jackass-bike/12294/5 "2009-01-23T13:26:24Z")
not exactly the most terrible thing i have ever seen? looks like a winter bike that some one put there no snow wheelset on for a decent day?
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### Author:  [@Dickason\_Daniel](https://tarck.cc/u/Dickason_Daniel)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2009, 2:21pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/im-obsessed-with-this-ultimate-jackass-bike/12294/6 "2009-01-23T14:21:21Z")
Kowloon doesn’t get out much?
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### Author:  [@ArtBlur](https://tarck.cc/u/ArtBlur)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2009, 2:29pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/im-obsessed-with-this-ultimate-jackass-bike/12294/7 "2009-01-23T14:29:33Z")
> [@bonechilling](#):
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> I’m sorry that you didn’t get enough attention the first time you posted this bike, but there’s already a thread for this subject.
bwahahahaha
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### Author:  [@system](https://tarck.cc/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2009, 2:38pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/im-obsessed-with-this-ultimate-jackass-bike/12294/8 "2009-01-23T14:38:41Z")
> [@artblur](#):
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> [quote=“bonechilling”]I’m sorry that you didn’t get enough attention the first time you posted this bike, but there’s already a thread for this subject.
bwahahahaha[/quote]
this bonechilling guy has a spectacular sense of whit and sarcasm.
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### Author:  [@Tail\_Hook\_Lengthener](https://tarck.cc/u/Tail_Hook_Lengthener)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2009, 2:46pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/im-obsessed-with-this-ultimate-jackass-bike/12294/9 "2009-01-23T14:46:27Z")
This bonemarrow guy has a spectacular lack of understanding of what “whit” and “sarcasm” are.
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### Author:  [@system](https://tarck.cc/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2009, 2:48pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/im-obsessed-with-this-ultimate-jackass-bike/12294/10 "2009-01-23T14:48:55Z")
> [@bonechilling](#):
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> This bonemarrow guy has a spectacular lack of understanding of what “whit” and “sarcasm” are.
it was supposed to be a compliment
☹
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### Author:  [@zombie](https://tarck.cc/u/zombie)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2009, 2:49pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/im-obsessed-with-this-ultimate-jackass-bike/12294/11 "2009-01-23T14:49:21Z")
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### Author:  [@boneless](https://tarck.cc/u/boneless)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2009, 2:50pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/im-obsessed-with-this-ultimate-jackass-bike/12294/12 "2009-01-23T14:50:15Z")
hey look three usernames with “bone” in them, and all in a row! It’s a San Bonesho!
edit:awww fuck almost
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### Author:  [@system](https://tarck.cc/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2009, 2:50pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/im-obsessed-with-this-ultimate-jackass-bike/12294/13 "2009-01-23T14:50:47Z")
> [@zombie](#):
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> 
walt’s cool
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### Author:  [@Tail\_Hook\_Lengthener](https://tarck.cc/u/Tail_Hook_Lengthener)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2009, 2:51pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/im-obsessed-with-this-ultimate-jackass-bike/12294/14 "2009-01-23T14:51:11Z")
Zombie ruined our bone parade.
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### Author:  [@Captain\_Gnarlock](https://tarck.cc/u/Captain_Gnarlock)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2009, 3:11pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/im-obsessed-with-this-ultimate-jackass-bike/12294/15 "2009-01-23T15:11:19Z")
> [@Getfucked](#):
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> not exactly the most terrible thing i have ever seen? looks like a winter bike that some one put there no snow wheelset on for a decent day?
not in the Bay Area, no.
also, it’s “their.”
also, how is he supposed to stop?
Also, fuck you.
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### Author:  [@imoscardotcom](https://tarck.cc/u/imoscardotcom)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2009, 3:44pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/im-obsessed-with-this-ultimate-jackass-bike/12294/16 "2009-01-23T15:44:30Z")
> [@bonemarrow](#):
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> [quote=“zombie”] 
walt’s cool[/quote]
dude, i gave bone marrow, and I got $400 for it. horrific pain \< 400 bones
> [@kowloon](#):
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> blah blah blah
Nothing wrong with an inexpensive Alex rim.
Nothing wrong with a kickstand
Nothing wrong with a beat seat.
Nothing wrong with using a spare skewer
I agree its mega unsafe and a hazard to others, but who died and made you king of bikes? get over yourself
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### Author:  [@hambeki](https://tarck.cc/u/hambeki)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2009, 3:53pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/im-obsessed-with-this-ultimate-jackass-bike/12294/17 "2009-01-23T15:53:35Z")
I thought this entire forum was about being the king of bikes.
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### Author:  [@grantrules](https://tarck.cc/u/grantrules)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2009, 4:04pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/im-obsessed-with-this-ultimate-jackass-bike/12294/18 "2009-01-23T16:04:21Z")
Anyone know where I can find a carbon fiber kickstand? Trying to drop a few grams…
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### Author:  [@hambeki](https://tarck.cc/u/hambeki)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2009, 4:05pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/im-obsessed-with-this-ultimate-jackass-bike/12294/19 "2009-01-23T16:05:19Z")
Easton makes one and it costs $750.
It pops up on chainlove for $39.95 from time to time.
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### Author:  [@Captain\_Gnarlock](https://tarck.cc/u/Captain_Gnarlock)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2009, 4:10pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/im-obsessed-with-this-ultimate-jackass-bike/12294/20 "2009-01-23T16:10:31Z")
[quote=“imoscardotcom”]
I agree its mega unsafe and a hazard to others, but who died and made you king of bikes?[/quote]
Sheldon Brown. :colbert:
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