Jackass eBay/Craigslist Turn Sandwich of the day

Could very well still be a rich asshole, but definitely an industrybro who cobbled together a bike out of demos/team issue/castoffs to flip with dumbass copy.

Does kind of make me wonder if any of those parts “fell off a truck” though.

God dammit, what an asshole. That bothered me more than it should.

Yeah he’s a Shimmy rep. Not a bad guy, and I don’t think those parts fell off a truck, they’re legit. He’s always at bike swap with a bunch of demo/cheap-but-recent-era shit. IIRC as reps they have to buy the latest-and-greatest (at steep discount, but using their own money) every year. So they end up with lots of stuff to sell, and they need to sell it to get some money back and keep their house from fillin gup with bike shit.

Probably some warranty-but-still-ok parts floating around too. I bet those brifters are shot/warrantied in some way that only makes them useful as brake levers. Wouldn’t surprise me if those cranks can’t fit any other rings because of stripped threads or something.

I don’t like the “bro” tone of the ad either, but it beats ALL CAPS.

He is definitely not rich.

Ah. Thanks for filling in the gaps, Jimmy.

He. This bike has been in this thread several times in the past coupla years. I wonder if it’s actually ever changed owners.[/quote]

Nope, that shop selling it is the same shop I remember seeing it at literally 5-6 years ago when I was still racing alleycats on my sweet fixie.

It’s pretty fucking underwhelming in person.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/bik/4332938525.html

So many idiots around here.

[quote=tarckeemoon]http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/bik/4332938525.html

So many idiots around here.[/quote]

there is no way that thing is anywhere near 15 lbs

Seriously.

A strand of hair weighs like 5lbs right?

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/bik/4332569697.html

nope

so much lol on this page

[quote=tarckeemoon]In results Heathing “Merican Radness Hodala” (no quotes) I found this.

Then I searched and found this:

Raced singlespeed in 2009 and listed Shimano as a sponsor, but only three races.

Then I searched for “Alex Gardner Shimano”

Case closed.

He is or was a Shimano rep. Here is his phone number.

http://www.modussportgroup.com/contact.php[/quote]

Dude is awesome and super chill. His copy is stupid but that bike was put together for less than the cost of a Surly.

Also, everyone at Shimano is a bro. It’s some kind of requirement.

Did he mess in the 90’s?

Anybody need some bar tape?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/FIZIK-WHITE-PERFORATED-LEATHER-LIKE-BAR-WRAP-HANDLE-BAR-TAPE-WITH-PLUGS-/281238603196?pt=US_Handlebars&hash=item417b2085bc

woah http://stores.ebay.com/Time-Behind-Bars?_trksid=p2047675.l2563

so much grody used shit

being offered at new prices

some of it’s over MSRP!

loooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[quote=Rusty Piton]loooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll


seriously
1 already sold?
to who? i wanna meet this guy

Wonder if the buyer is similar to one of those guys who buy women’s dirty underwear on craigslist?
Just sniffs dem used handlebar gel pads all night long

lolol