Jackass eBay/Craigslist Turn Sandwich of the day

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/bik/4661296438.html

[quote=seller]Here’s how you can make yourself look like an idiot. George from London wanted me to ship him this and wanted to pay $700. So, I was supposed to do more work but get less money. Here’s that idiot’s email:

“hi, lovely bike! i’m based in London, UK, is there any chance you’d ship it to me if i paid all of the shipping costs? And would accept $700 + shipping? Or if you’d sell the frame +forks separately i’d pay $300 + shipping. let me know, thanks! george”[/quote]

…and that’s how you can make yourself look like a dickhead.

“Williamsburg” combined with the location on the map is kind of funny too but probably just laziness.

To be fair, a seller dealing in USD has absolutely no reason to accept a lowball offer from someone dealing in GBP. Especially considering it’s craigslist.

That seller is being a turd about it though.

Read that as “Hi Lovelybike,”

[quote=Straws]To be fair, a seller dealing in USD has absolutely no reason to accept a lowball offer from someone dealing in GBP. Especially considering it’s craigslist.

That seller is being a turd about it though.[/quote]
This. Buyer is an idiot. Seller is being a total cunt about it.

i think someone welded rebar to this frame?

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/bik/4679367284.html

IMO for $40 not jackass, would ride to bar.

“BAR” bike! Har!

Not jackass, really. There’s a place for stupid ideas and freak bikes.

This can’t be good for the spokes

[quote=Straws][quote=Bonechilling]
[/quote]
That’s a new one for me, somehow. God damn, that’s brilliant.

hey, it makes wrapping bars pretty easy.[/quote]
Yet they still fucked it up.

Not really jackass, just puzzling.

So fucking stolen.

FFFFUCKKKK
http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/bik/4645593212.html

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The perspective on the first picture is blowing my mind.

Yeah but does the light work

front load

Wheelbarrando.

Blue-collar porteur?

redneck porteur