Jackass eBay/Craigslist Turn Sandwich of the day

http://richmond.craigslist.org/bik/989577639.html

^^^ I think the high asking price reflects the gallons of bike lust used for the photos.

we’ll fill this thread if we post all the polished turds that guy tries to sell

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/bik/988888359.html

this guy’s on a roll

I would consider buying that and making it my beater if it were half the price.

That fork looks bent. Which is funny because the fork that it replaced was probably also bent.

‘‘empire guy’’, the ‘‘turd polishing back yard guy’’, and ‘‘off white cum stained sheets draping from the walls for the photo background guy’’ all make up that which is douche on the Richmond craigslist bike section. Them and the occasional moron that just doesnt have enough sense to know that asking 250 for a barbie Magna is wrong.

Where the fuck is Bartlett?

speak of the devil

http://richmond.craigslist.org/bik/989145592.html

straws theres a 150 dollar complete 80s/90s cannondale someone intelligent should buy it

other faves

http://richmond.craigslist.org/bik/988262682.html http://richmond.craigslist.org/bik/984098048.html

this started at a grand and has slowly worked its way down http://richmond.craigslist.org/bik/982996253.html

http://richmond.craigslist.org/bik/981244080.html http://richmond.craigslist.org/bik/978688009.html

I think it’s out by Elgin.

It seems like lots of jackass bikes come out of Bartlett.

Also, the location of this lovely item dosn’t surprise me in the least.

the bmx/apehanger bar conversion might be the biggest facepalm in bieks.

http://cgi.ebay.com/OLD-ITALIAN-BIKE-FI ... 240%3A1318


Totally worth $700.00!

how do you even crack a lug like that? it looks like it continues on the other side of the cutout as well.

front end collision.
Hence the carbon fork.

Yeah, your right. But all the headon’s i’ve seen have resulted in a crumpled tube right behind the lugs. That must have been a hell of a crash.

Looks like there was an impact right in that area. The headset has been abraded a bit presumably by whatever broke that lug.

jackass paint job

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/bik/993311388.html

carbon fiber perhaps?