Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Nope. Throw it in the river.

make sure u hold it under water first so the tubes fill up and it doesnt float

speed holes will help with that.

I need to know if I got a defective jar of dicks.
would you mind eating one to tell me whether good or not?

Pretty simple:

A) Is the drive side chainstay crimped? Then it’s been non-defectivized.
B) Is the drive side chainstay intact, limiting your crank options? Solution: Put a dent in it, then refer to scenario A.

Never mind. Please delete this post.

What was this?

Dude wanted to know to tell if his Fuji Track Pro was a crimped or uncrimped version.

loooool

Speed holes!

Actually I think the thread works better in its new form