New to Tarck? Post your bike here.

shhh…Lilian might hear

[quote=pliny the grinder]it’s no fun when you start the list yourself, new guy. eat dicks.

also, if you know this shit, why have you not fixed it? eat dicks.[/quote]

I just wanna go out and ride, so I used spare stuff I had in the garage

shhh…Lilian might hear

[/quote]

Don’t even try to pretend to insinuate that you’re even hinting at making some traditionalist retro bike when you’ve got an upside down shifter pod on there.

Hi I’m new guy

Cant upload pictures on dumb smratfone so neener

I live in Eugene and dont ride my bike anymore cause depressed. Cheer me up with jars of dicks

i’m uninspired to harass this new guy

lets just ban him

Hi,

Eat my poop and Hi

Sincerely,
Hi there hello how ar you

Bro posting a picture from a smart phone ain’t rocket science. Get an imgur app and bend over.

i smell a troll

I smell a ban

Welcome to android 2.1

I will edit this with flickr soon /notroll

JA bar/angle and ok with me.
Commuter bike goes up tomorrow when Im off work and not drunk

[quote=oogenssssss]i’m uninspired to harass this new guy

lets just ban him[/quote]

[quote=vorsprung]

Let me get you started…
[list]
[]drops are not parallel to the ground
[
]brake cable routing on left and right is not even
[]bar tape colour does not match saddle and is not black or white
[
]bar tape around gear shifter is a mess
[]there is an electrical wire messily cable tied to the top tube and the rear rack
[
]seat post weld is ugly
[/list][/quote]

can I give him shit for having brooks saddles on every bike or is that null because he’s British?
Take all your bikes to the tarck shop and have them re-worked by the team of mechanics. THEN you might be fine.
for now, GTFO.

been a while since I weighed in here.

[quote=derrayyyvid]Welcome to android 2.1

I will edit this with flickr soon /notroll

JA bar/angle and ok with me.
Commuter bike goes up tomorrow when Im off work and not drunk[/quote]

No way man, your bikes are legit. Don’t let bros here punk you into doing yourself. Take your lumps here, eat your dicks, and then pretend like it never happened and start commenting in threads.

Welcome to Tarck! Your bikes are awesome. Thanks for coming!

[quote=vorsprung]

Let me get you started…
[list]
[]drops are not parallel to the ground
[
]brake cable routing on left and right is not even
[]bar tape colour does not match saddle and is not black or white
[
]bar tape around gear shifter is a mess
[]there is an electrical wire messily cable tied to the top tube and the rear rack
[
]seat post weld is ugly
[/list][/quote]

Totally dope bike man! Don’t let these bros take you down. Just ignore em and start posting in other threads. You’re doing it right. Thanks for finding Tarck!

Scott, I know you’re a little newer around here so maybe you haven’t quite figured out how things work yet. Or maybe your tenderhole’s a little sore from your own welcome. You’re not allowed to say nice things in this thread unless a bike is legitimately amazing. Even if they’re your bros.

Rolf’s make me sad.

I always get a little prevomit in my mouth when I say the word Rolf.

brohugs, EJ

Lollin. And yeah the cockpit and wheels on that Serotta blow. wtf were you thinking new guy

[quote=derrayyyvid]Welcome to android 2.1

I will edit this with flickr soon /notroll

JA bar/angle and ok with me.
Commuter bike goes up tomorrow when Im off work and not drunk[/quote]

i bet that was awkward
filing a police report coz someone stole half the spokes out yr wheels