Second[/quote]
ftfy also third
joins obscure bike forum to stealth brag on how over 30 years old, doesnt work and goes to school + jet lag combo
THATS NOT A ROCK
[quote=Smitty]Sweet cock lobster.
While youâre taking some time out from the jet setting lifestyle of international layabout, maybe you could make some space in your tummy for some artisanal smoked dicks from Malawi. They go really nice sliced over fresh pasta with a bechamel sauce.
Mods please be changing cock lobsterâs screen name to âcock lobsterâ[/quote]
Wow. One post and you just imagined a whole hateable lifestyle.
High school teacher. Small town. Rides bike. Thatâs about it.
[quote=NoahGenda]joins obscure bike forum to stealth brag on how over 30 years old, doesnt work and goes to school + jet lag combo
THATS NOT A ROCK[/quote]
Joins obscure bike forum because likes the sarcasm and snark.
Comments on what there is to comment on from last month.
You guys are assuming a lot.
Duh
Welcome to Tarck. Eat dicks or gtfo
[quote=Cock Lobster][quote=Smitty]Sweet cock lobster.
While youâre taking some time out from the jet setting lifestyle of international layabout, maybe you could make some space in your tummy for some artisanal smoked dicks from Malawi. They go really nice sliced over fresh pasta with a bechamel sauce.
Mods please be changing cock lobsterâs screen name to âcock lobsterâ[/quote]
Wow. One post and you just imagined a whole hateable lifestyle.
High school teacher. Small town. Rides bike. Thatâs about it.[/quote]
Lives at the bottom of ocean. Scavenges for cocks. Has bike named after himself. Thatâs about it.
[quote=Jeremiahâs Johnson]Duh
Welcome to Tarck. Eat dicks or gtfo[/quote]
Thanks. It was a total dickeat post, in retrospect.
sorry newguy, you get a new username. the tarckgods have spoken.
like your bike, trade seat posts w/ me since I need to go total idiot and put some 0setback on my CX?
[/URL][/img] My early 90s GT Outback project.
I love this place.
You have no idea how big of a sigh of relief I had when I posted my first ride and you all liked it.
careful or u gonna get renamed to retroactive dickjar enthusiast
akasnowbaaaaalling enthusiast
TC: my new 29er isnât hitting Tarck till my steerer gets cut cus shopbros wouldnât listen to me an slapped 4 spacers on it instead of one 
[quote=MoonCat]sorry newguy, you get a new username. the tarckgods have spoken.
like your bike, trade seat posts w/ me since I need to go total idiot and put some 0setback on my CX?[/quote]
Lollin so hard.
Ilu America-me
[quote=CockLobster][quote=NoahGenda]joins obscure bike forum to stealth brag on how over 30 years old, doesnt work and goes to school + jet lag combo
THATS NOT A ROCK[/quote]
Joins obscure bike forum because likes the sarcasm and snark.
Comments on what there is to comment on from last month.
You guys are assuming a lot.[/quote]
Pick a different username and find some other threads to post in. Contribute or get the fuck out.
[quote=MoonCat]sorry newguy, you get a new username. the tarckgods have spoken.
like your bike, trade seat posts w/ me since I need to go total idiot and put some 0setback on my CX?[/quote]
Bro, see the trade thread.
Whoâs dick do I gotta suck to post a picture of my ride?!!!
Down, down, down down
he goes by the name of dirtysanchez
Oh god. Sanchez fight.
UNBUSRIDE