New to Tarck? Post your bike here.

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But seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you. What are those? Rapid fire mountain shifters on fucking bullhorns? Was Costco having a bike sale and you’re like, fuggit I’ll take two! You wandered over to Tarck and said to yourself ā€œSELF! These look like like-minded individuals who I can identify with!ā€. I realize you were born in a barn and raised by Luddites, but you have effectively trotted out the ankle length calico dress’s of bike builds. I think you should just stop, turn around, and go back to your little Amish farm, harvest some dicks, leave those bikes out to get stolen by crackheads who will cut them up and rebuild them probably do a better job than you have, buy them back from crackheads, and then come back.

Welcome to Tarck[/quote]

Thanks for this. I couldn’t do it. Just looking at his bikes makes me lose all enthusiasm for cycling and I just want to give up rather than give a shit.

Glad someone is still fighting the good fight

If this is a sock puppet, I’m going to be mad.

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But seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you. What are those? Rapid fire mountain shifters on fucking bullhorns? Was Costco having a bike sale and you’re like, fuggit I’ll take two! You wandered over to Tarck and said to yourself ā€œSELF! These look like like-minded individuals who I can identify with!ā€. I realize you were born in a barn and raised by Luddites, but you have effectively trotted out the ankle length calico dress’s of bike builds. I think you should just stop, turn around, and go back to your little Amish farm, harvest some dicks, leave those bikes out to get stolen by crackheads who will cut them up and rebuild them probably do a better job than you have, buy them back from crackheads, and then come back.

Welcome to Tarck[/quote]

Wow dood, I appreciate your hostility. I admit i am kinda new to this and do have aspirations to change out my shifters. Im on a tight budget and havent gotten that far yet. Well actually im totally content with the rapid fire shifter on the Moto but definitely need to swap out the left one for a plan brake lever considering i dont use a front derailleur. As far as the GT goes the only reason the shifter is on there is to keep it rideable while i collect the parts to rebuild it. Im thinking ill go with either a Paul thumbie or a stem shifter. Stay agro, man!

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There we go. Its a work in progress.[/quote]

Sweet spoke braking bro.

is ā€œprogressā€ gonna be a front brake?

BAN

KIDS THESE DAYS

seriously, i’d rather have some little shit post his sw8 fixie conversion.

Brakes, stem, wheels, shifter, paint, 46t chainring, ect. Just getting started really.

[quote=Smitty][quote=tehschkott][quote=filthysanchez]


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But seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you. What are those? Rapid fire mountain shifters on fucking bullhorns? Was Costco having a bike sale and you’re like, fuggit I’ll take two! You wandered over to Tarck and said to yourself ā€œSELF! These look like like-minded individuals who I can identify with!ā€. I realize you were born in a barn and raised by Luddites, but you have effectively trotted out the ankle length calico dress’s of bike builds. I think you should just stop, turn around, and go back to your little Amish farm, harvest some dicks, leave those bikes out to get stolen by crackheads who will cut them up and rebuild them probably do a better job than you have, buy them back from crackheads, and then come back.

Welcome to Tarck[/quote]

Thanks for this. I couldn’t do it. Just looking at his bikes makes me lose all enthusiasm for cycling and I just want to give up rather than give a shit.

Glad someone is still fighting the good fight[/quote]
Eat a dick Smitty. Ya pussy

I put the new guy on par with sol. He’ll be stupid, then offensive, then stupid again. Then he’ll apologize and some people will buy it and say they like his irreverent nature. Then he’ll do it again and again until even those originally on his side will turn.

Can we please skip the intermediate steps and get rid of him now? I’m not looking forward to having the rest of the site fucked up for the three months it’ll take to get tired of him.

[quote=filthysanchez][quote=Smitty][quote=tehschkott][quote=filthysanchez]


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But seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you. What are those? Rapid fire mountain shifters on fucking bullhorns? Was Costco having a bike sale and you’re like, fuggit I’ll take two! You wandered over to Tarck and said to yourself ā€œSELF! These look like like-minded individuals who I can identify with!ā€. I realize you were born in a barn and raised by Luddites, but you have effectively trotted out the ankle length calico dress’s of bike builds. I think you should just stop, turn around, and go back to your little Amish farm, harvest some dicks, leave those bikes out to get stolen by crackheads who will cut them up and rebuild them probably do a better job than you have, buy them back from crackheads, and then come back.

Welcome to Tarck[/quote]

Thanks for this. I couldn’t do it. Just looking at his bikes makes me lose all enthusiasm for cycling and I just want to give up rather than give a shit.

Glad someone is still fighting the good fight[/quote]
Eat a dick Smitty. Ya pussy[/quote]

Oi! Don’t get nasty brother. :colbert:

[quote=TimArchyLime]I put the new guy on par with sol. He’ll be stupid, then offensive, then stupid again. Then he’ll apologize and some people will buy it and say they like his irreverent nature. Then he’ll do it again and again until even those originally on his side will turn.

Can we please skip the intermediate steps and get rid of him now? I’m not looking forward to having the rest of the site fucked up for the three months it’ll take to get tired of him.[/quote]
I’m running for the hills with my tail between my legs at this point. All I wanted to do was enjoy peoples bikes and witty comments and get some advice on mine. But instead i put a huge target on my ass with a big blue dildo aimed at it. My pride has been stripped and self confidence demolished. I will continue to build my bike but probably no ride during the day in fear being laughed at. Don’t worry about banning because I tapping out in order to prevent more self doubt and mental anguish. Peace

I can’t be fucked looking. Did he say he was Amish? Tarck needs an Amish guy. Eat dicks, but try and stick around. Unless you’re fakin, then fuck you.

Lol what? Really?

You missed nothing.
I hate when dudes can’t take some light jabs. HTFU

We don’t do the ā€˜sexism is funny’ thing here.
Being a pussy is not an insult, because being a woman is not an insult.

The way you reply to this one will be very revealing, I’m sure.

Well that got un fun fast.

Moving on

We’re tough on newbs around here. I wouldn’t hang around if that was the welcome I was given. But I also wouldn’t come in sounding like a misogynistic ass-hat, so I wouldn’t have been given such a welcome in the first place.