New Guy Here, here is my bike Flame away…
I think new guy will find a good home here. Who wants to adopt him?
lmao if u wuztn a phat puzy ud hav dat biga$$ tir on ur bik
lmoa crnak broz
dangus, you have gone significantly far down the road of matchy match on your blinged out drop bar rigid SS 29er. this is terrible.
Initial reaction was to hate.
But then I saw that saddlebag and chuckled.
I like that thing a bunch.
Oh fuck
I hate it so much I can’t even talk about it
It would be not so bad if you just changed every single thing about it
Actually, the brake calipers are passable. Use that as your foundation to build a new bike
That’s hardly a mountain bike.
You silly guys with your springy bikes.
I’ll take a fully rigid 29’er and a tall can any day.
Hell, I’m just now starting to accept the fact that I might be able to like disc brakes.
I feel like tarck and I are going separate ways more and more often.
Fuck you guys, rigid 29er rules.
The only reason you hate is you’ve forgotten your origins. You think you can forget your Tarck pasts. Fucking colored deep v no batrape flop and chops no brakes NJS.
Dude has an awesome bike from a respected niche brand put together perfectly. If a regular posted it you’d be choking yourself on his dick.
New guy, gobble your fair share of dicks and don’t be a jackhole and maybe you’ll be fine.
I’m seein a lot of guys espousing the virtues of single speed mountain biking, who’ve never ridden a single speed mountain bike.
Unless you’re racing a single speed event, it’s fucking terrible. Go back to your NAHBS galleries with that bullshit
Words like “terrible” and “fun” are just, like, your opinion man.
I don’t even own a mountain bike. I get rad on a Cross Check and then I put on a bowling shirt and drink all of the beers and smoke a bunch of weed and play some fucking tetherball.
But the cleanliness thing is a good point.
every time i see a highzoot purty steel rigid drop bar 29er on the internet (happens all the fucking time), i chuckle and think how much better an eight year old, completely stock, mid level, thousand-dollar XC bike from trek or giant or whatever would be for almost every single application
Nah.
Fuck you guys, new guys bike is pretty sweet. Er, I mean fucking dicks new guy. Slurp em.
You are right Roxy those other bikes would be perfect if I wanted to ride like a soul less moron. I would rather gobble dicks and ride my bike than be a soul less moron.
You realize the soul is within you and not the bike. So you are still a soulless moron.
And there it is.
The best thing about spending tons of money on a bike with less capability is that it’s got zen soul.