Nah Bicycle still has better ratio of bike to Spok.
Twice the Spok but only about 40% more steel.
I bet that thing looks sweet sitting in your moms basement. Post more pictures of your shitty gaspipe rat ride, preferably more with you trackstanding like a pro because yes, you look so pro and not like another hipster dickbag that’s come and gone a couple hundred times already. You also need to put some bullhorns on that cause let’s be real, your bike sucks and you’re not fooling anybody with your crappy track drops. Did you pull those off a Schwinn World Tour destined for the tallbike farm?
TC: just realized he has a 3rd aerospoke hanging around his neck. I could barely see it for the fucking ALBATROSS that is this dudes lifespan on a bike, hanging there.
Seriously bro, get a car or invest in a bus pass cause this… thing… this little look you have going on here is just going to get you murdered for being a stupid idiot. Your mom will thank you. Until then, go eat spotted dick, and all 3 of your fugly aerospokes, and come back when you know what a real bike is.
Also, George Washington is my favorite British subject
score:
tehschkott: 1
n00b: 0
i think this new bro might be onto something
it seems the crotch in his shorts might be deep enough that he can lean back
and lock up his legs using the crotch of his pants tnagled in his seat
then he just thrusts his groin forward to unlock the crotch tangle when his skid is done
hey newb
just watch out for the testicular torsion
it can be pretty rough
bro
they call the vagina “fanny”
and the fanny, fuck i don’t even know what they call that
not vagina though
Canada is Americas Hat…
Nah America is Canada’s shorts.
I can see that, as Canadian’s have no Balls so they rely on our package…
Florida is the package… so its kinda full of erectile disfunction
well you got me there…
Florida = long balls
Pip pip and all that, smashing comeback if I say so, sir.
We only tease the British because in the great lottery of “who’s country ends up with what”, you guys got all the good teeth and beautiful women.
Oh wait…
lol that’s a misconception and I can prove it with one person.
Exception proves the rule.
A British 10 is an American 7.
I’m guessing from the URL (picture didn’t load) that your “proof” is Emma Watson, who was born in Paris, where she lived until she was five… I know you probably think she’s English, but you also thought all the whales were English too, so there’s your level of credibility right there.
Back to your dicks, new guy
[quote=MoonCat]Exception proves the rule.
A British 10 is an American 7.[/quote]
whaowhoahwoahwhoa dudes wut about the spice girls
Lucy Pinder FTW
sportster spice
dat girl so fiiiiiiine