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wordsmith

4662

You know it, new guy.

Now eat dicks, and gtfo with your stupid fixay and that fugly crankset

4663

[quote=naterod]You know it, new guy.

Now eat dicks, and gtfo with your stupid fixay and that fugly crankset[/quote]

I like you the most. Can we date?

4664

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4665

Seriously, it’s cute you led off with your worst bike. Whats the rest of your stable look like?

4666

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4667

Yeah cmon new guy, its 2014 no one actually has only one bike and its that one.

Especially a guy who claims “bikes are my business”

Do they have Jimmy johns or Pita Pit in Glasgow?

4668

Is that a wingnut on the front axle?

4669

[quote=NoahGenda]
Do they have Jimmy johns or Pita Pit in Glasgow?[/quote]
OHHHH SHIT
maybe he’s a haggisenger?

4670

zing!

4671

damnit, now I want Pita Pit.

but srsly, those cranks are heinous

4672

Just go pour some salt on a ham sandwich, stuff into a pita and you’re most of the way there.

4673

This is way too entertaining. I hope he sticks around.

4674

haven’t posted updated bikes in a while. here are some updates

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bianchi volpe commuter/fun gravel bike. fenders are there more to save the drivetrain from dirt than the WET CALIFORNIA WINTER. plan on doing at least one sw8 tour with it this summer

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purlpe splatter race bike. ksyriums will be replaced real soon with archetype or pacenti sl23 wheelbuild. stem has been lowered for optimal swag

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just copped this rad graftek. little mileage due to being owned by a guy with ~10 other bikes just like this. gonna swap the saddle out for a white flite. does this count as a historical reenactment bike yet??

4675

So tell us Alv, what did you need to have done to these bikes before you posted them? For the time being we’ll ignore the low quality undersized pictures.

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4677

^ban

get a sliver headset/spaces for purp bike

4678

I feel like I want to disapprove of any stable > 2 that doesn’t include something with a tire size that starts with 2.

4679

Kinda with you on this.

4680

I’m sort of with you. I didn’t have a MTB until this year, but I had about 5 other bikes and I rode the cross bikes on trails. Getting a MTB was a matter of money. All of the other bikes were either needed for racing or I could ride them (for their intended purpose) without driving anywhere. The MTB is rad and I never want to be without one again, but it is the least practical and lowest priority for someone who lives 20 miles from the closest trails.