NYPD STEALING BIKES BRO

[halbritt]

'sup NYPD:

Ex-Officer Guilty in Critical Mass Confrontation

Apparently, the cyclist smoked a lot of reefer and once killed a man.

[turpencat]

doesn’t change the fact the officer was a douche.

[halbritt]

@turpencat

doesn’t change the fact the officer was a criminal.

FTFY

I can’t believe the assault charge got dropped.

[Cy_Trivialities]

[frank_doktor]

I know they are going for as douchey as possible, but some bolt cutters would work a lot better for most of those cheap locks.

[Dickason_Daniel]

DID THEY CATCH THESE GUYS YET??

[blickblocks]

Mr. Long showed up in court wearing a baby-blue shirt and thick red suspenders that held the waistline of his gray slacks at about belly-button level. Mr. Long delivered a mix of punchy one-liners (“It’s not very convenient,” he said, referring to his marriage) and drawn-out, faux intellectual rejoinders. (“He managed to halt my inertia and change my vector,” he said, referring to his collision with Mr. Pogan.)

…the guy who was shoved off his bike at Critical Mass last year.

http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/04/20/cyclist-in-ex-officers-trial-admits-to-poor-driving-history/

[Cadence]

@blickblocks

[quote]Mr. Long showed up in court wearing a baby-blue shirt and thick red suspenders that held the waistline of his gray slacks at about belly-button level. Mr. Long delivered a mix of punchy one-liners (“It’s not very convenient,” he said, referring to his marriage) and drawn-out, faux intellectual rejoinders. (“He managed to halt my inertia and change my vector,” he said, referring to his collision with Mr. Pogan.)

…the guy who was shoved off his bike at Critical Mass last year.

http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/04/20/cyclist-in-ex-officers-trial-admits-to-poor-driving-history/[/quote]
This guy. New hero.

[dfl]

@NYTimes

Mr. London also got Mr. Long to admit that he was arrested in December after he got stoned and drunk on Scotch and kicked the side-view mirror from a 2000 Honda with a woman sitting in it.

DICKIW