really wanna leave work early.

couse gf just sent text taht says my bike is here.

serotta nova special x, lavender purple fade to white. shit. i’m ready to go rub my junk all over it.

Watch out for this guy

haha

[quote=“johnnyraja”]Watch out for this guy

[/quote]
Where’d you get a pic of my boss?

Look under your chair I’m in your cubicle

You’re a phantom johnny!
It was amazing how you stole my crosscheck out from under my ass!

Like I said, dark Pharaonic arts. Those mummies know all kinds of shit.

my boss on the golf forums at work while i’m on the tarck forms.

Fire your boss, sell all your things (except your new tarck bike) and travel america by freight dispensing the wisdom of :bear: to those who will listen.

Thats a stupid idea rusty, someone in my family will shoot you.

lmfao. We should combine forces, some of those golf getups are tarck as fuck, and you know they have the kneehigh socks for chains.
also:
-argyle
-spd saddle shoes
-they can probably help rusty with his balls
-CF clubs are the shit?
-aerosp0kes on a golf cart?
-their mascot is a tiger, ours a bear.
pretty sure we can all get along here.

Yeah but then he’d be a marter and that would only serve to further the cause of :bear:

Yeah but then he’d be a marter and that would only serve to further the cause of :bear:[/quote]

You can’t spell at all. Its martyr, and noone will ever know he was a martyr, he will just ‘disappear’.

No, Rusty would be the martyr. The cuz would have martyred him.

This coming from the guy who uses ITS instead of IT’S and THEN instead of THAN?
Don’t make fun of my handicap!

[quote=“Rusty Piton”]This coming from the guy who uses ITS instead of IT’S and THEN instead of THAN?
Don’t make fun of my handicap![/quote]

I can only spot it because I have it too.

why can’t you just summon a hurricane to cancel work for the rest of the weekend like me, bandit, and hanjin?

I’m workin on a jihad.
Hoping that can soon become my day job.

even though it’s now 5, tell your boss you’re scared for your life. cuz i’m coming to cut your throat and take your new bike.

Yeah, this actually worked out surprisingly well. My office is shut down tomorrow.