It’s about that time again for me to get some ribs. I’m in the market right now to spend around $100-150. Do you make your own sauce? …
Oh wait, I have not seen parody threads here. Sorry! 
2nd
Now you’ve done it. Soon enough sol wil be in here lolling this thread to death.
I tried to resist… but I couldn’t 
doesn’t look like anyone’s really helped you out yet, so:
for what it’s worth, i like cannondale ribs. their sauce is thick but not too thick.
(the sauce, of course representing the chamois.)
(sauce can also be used to describe alcohol, which is what i am drinking.)
(wheeee!)
real cyclists love the sauce
real cyclists luv parroty treads