# Tarck Vans?

**URL:** <https://tarck.cc/t/tarck-vans/9172>\
**Category:** Bikes\
**Created:** [August 5, 2008, 10:15pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/tarck-vans/9172 "2008-08-05T22:15:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Patch](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/patch/32/12713_2.png) [@Patch](https://tarck.cc/u/Patch)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 11:50pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/tarck-vans/9172/41 "2008-08-07T23:50:48Z")

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You are stepping into an argument far larger than enough to be dealt with by a paragraph or two. The forum isn’t completely making fun of tarck, simply talking about its existence in both positive and negative lights. You have to respect other peoples’ rights to ride how they want. You can offer advice, but you can’t just call all of them dumbasses outright (except for tarckstar). There are certainly several strong riders on these boards that also happen to ride brakeless and know nothing of jackassery. There are also plenty of brake’d riders here who are jackass riders, I’m sure. For almost every member of this board, though, separating life from being “in bicycling” simply does not happen because they are inseparable. You have to recognize, though, that people have lives outside of cycling, if you are going somewhere, you may want to have different shoes. Maybe you don’t want to bring a pair of SiDi dominators to the beach along with another pair of shoes more suitable for the terrain, simply because your pack is full, maybe you want to ride 6 blocks on your LEADER to the coffee shop and wouldn’t want shoe wear or getting your laces caught on the way. Long story short: not everyone lives and rides like you, give us a fucking break if you think there was just one solution.

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**Author:** ![zombie](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/z/6bbea6/32.png) [@zombie](https://tarck.cc/u/zombie)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 11:52pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/tarck-vans/9172/42 "2008-08-07T23:52:37Z")

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My pedals always go in a circle no matter what shoes I’m wearing.

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**Author:** ![blatch](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/bc79bd/32.png) [@blatch](https://tarck.cc/u/blatch)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 12:01am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/tarck-vans/9172/43 "2008-08-08T00:01:09Z")

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> [@zombie](#):
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> [quote=“blatch”]It seems like some of you guys are becoming the very thing you jest about. Those of you riding brakeless on anything but a velodrome or salt flats are mentally handicapped. Also, flat-footed shoes promote a terrible pedaling geometry and will strain many of the tendons on the underside of your foot. In bicycling, function trumps fashion and form always. All the rest is tarck.

So enlightening.[/quote]  
Your rapier-like wit is astounding.

(this is gonna be awesome)

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**Author:** ![deathhare](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/c77e96/32.png) [@deathhare](https://tarck.cc/u/deathhare)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 12:05am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/tarck-vans/9172/44 "2008-08-08T00:05:58Z")

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blatch, you’re about 3 years too late to start all those arguments.

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**Author:** ![blatch](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/bc79bd/32.png) [@blatch](https://tarck.cc/u/blatch)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 1:20am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/tarck-vans/9172/45 "2008-08-08T01:20:49Z")

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I didn’t start anything, I’m just adding to the fuzz.

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**Author:** ![blatch](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/bc79bd/32.png) [@blatch](https://tarck.cc/u/blatch)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 1:29am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/tarck-vans/9172/46 "2008-08-08T01:29:21Z")

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> [@bold](#):
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> You are stepping into an argument far larger than enough to be dealt with by a paragraph or two. The forum isn’t completely making fun of tarck, simply talking about its existence in both positive and negative lights. You have to respect other peoples’ rights to ride how they want. You can offer advice, but you can’t just call all of them dumbasses outright (except for tarckstar). There are certainly several strong riders on these boards that also happen to ride brakeless and know nothing of jackassery. There are also plenty of brake’d riders here who are jackass riders, I’m sure. For almost every member of this board, though, separating life from being “in bicycling” simply does not happen because they are inseparable. You have to recognize, though, that people have lives outside of cycling, if you are going somewhere, you may want to have different shoes. Maybe you don’t want to bring a pair of SiDi dominators to the beach along with another pair of shoes more suitable for the terrain, simply because your pack is full, maybe you want to ride 6 blocks on your LEADER to the coffee shop and wouldn’t want shoe wear or getting your laces caught on the way. Long story short: not everyone lives and rides like you, give us a fucking break if you think there was just one solution.

I suppose my comments rest on the assumption that to be registered and to post on a message board requires a significant emotional investment in the hobby. Maybe I’m wrong. And hey, if you can stop a brakeless bike from 20mph to 0 in 10-12 yards, more power to you. Most of my rage toward fixed gear riders comes from seeing them prance past stop signs where that kind of thing is illegal and unsafe. I ride fixed a lot, and I stop at all the signs. But your notion of the multifaceted nature of bicycle riders is noted.

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**Author:** ![deathhare](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/c77e96/32.png) [@deathhare](https://tarck.cc/u/deathhare)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 1:31am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/tarck-vans/9172/47 "2008-08-08T01:31:44Z")

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[quote=“blatch”]  
I ride fixed a lot, and I stop at all the signs. [/quote]  
No one cares if you stop or not.  
Its ok.

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**Author:** ![monkeyking](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/m/cdc98d/32.png) [@monkeyking](https://tarck.cc/u/monkeyking)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 4:56am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/tarck-vans/9172/48 "2008-08-08T04:56:03Z")

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> [@blatch](#):
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> [I suppose my comments rest on the assumption that to be registered and to post on a message board requires a significant emotional investment in the hobby. Maybe I’m wrong. And hey, if you can stop a brakeless bike from 20mph to 0 in 10-12 yards, more power to you. Most of my rage toward fixed gear riders comes from seeing them prance past stop signs where that kind of thing is illegal and unsafe. I ride fixed a lot, and I stop at all the signs. But your notion of the multifaceted nature of bicycle riders is noted.

Questions…

1. You have “rage toward fixed gear riders”, yet you ride fixed alot? Are you full of self loathing?
2. Are you seeing alot of Reindeer riding fixed? Because Reindeer “prance”, most cyclists I know roll.
3. Stopping at all the signs must be very time consuming, why not just stop at the ones that say “STOP”?

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**Author:** ![zombie](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/z/6bbea6/32.png) [@zombie](https://tarck.cc/u/zombie)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 5:05am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/tarck-vans/9172/49 "2008-08-08T05:05:56Z")

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Haha, I see that I was right to add this chump to my ignore list after his 2nd post. Now please never quote him again.

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**Author:** ![sammie](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@sammie](https://tarck.cc/u/sammie)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 1:33pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/tarck-vans/9172/50 "2008-08-08T13:33:22Z")

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[quote=“monkeyking”]  
3. Stopping at all the signs must be very time consuming, why not just stop at the ones that say “STOP”?[/quote]

You’re funny 🙂

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**Author:** ![tya](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@tya](https://tarck.cc/u/tya)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 3:53pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/tarck-vans/9172/51 "2008-08-13T15:53:40Z")

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> [@blatch](#):
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> Most of my rage toward fixed gear riders comes from seeing them prance past stop signs where that kind of thing is illegal and unsafe. I ride fixed a lot, and I stop at all the signs. But your notion of the multifaceted nature of bicycle riders is noted.

Rolling through stop signs because you can’t stop your brakeless bike is jackass. Rolling through stop signs because you’ve checked that no-one’s coming within a mile and you’re willing to break a law for not having to stop and accelerate at every street corner is regular cyclist wisdom. Regardless if you have brakes or not.

Riding Vans even though you prefer SPD’s just because someone rides Vans on Youtube is jackass. Riding Vans because you don’t wanna wear your Sidi Dominators at a nightclub downtown is regular cyclist wisdom. Regardless if you prefer SPD’s or Vans.

Not everyone is in cycling just for the sport bit of it. I also wanna go places.

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**Author:** ![Oh\_No](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@Oh\_No](https://tarck.cc/u/Oh_No)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 4:26pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/tarck-vans/9172/52 "2008-08-13T16:26:27Z")

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i scored two pairs of vans for 20 bucks yesterday

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**Author:** ![Oh\_No](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@Oh\_No](https://tarck.cc/u/Oh_No)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 4:29pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/tarck-vans/9172/53 "2008-08-13T16:29:58Z")

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also suck a dick blatch

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**Author:** ![Patch](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/patch/32/12713_2.png) [@Patch](https://tarck.cc/u/Patch)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 4:31pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/tarck-vans/9172/54 "2008-08-13T16:31:49Z")

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What about if you luck out and some lady sees your SiDis and jumps on your knob?  
It’s worth the risk for me. SiDis are amazing on the dance floor. :colbert:

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**Author:** ![Rusty\_Piton](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/rusty_piton/32/579_2.png) [@Rusty\_Piton](https://tarck.cc/u/Rusty_Piton)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 4:37pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/tarck-vans/9172/55 "2008-08-13T16:37:30Z")

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The other day I rode my xtra (which has spd’s) to the grocery store in regular shoes (though not vans).  
I was also drunk at the time, so I guess the whole thing was pretty jackass.

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**Author:** ![Patch](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/patch/32/12713_2.png) [@Patch](https://tarck.cc/u/Patch)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 4:38pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/tarck-vans/9172/56 "2008-08-13T16:38:31Z")

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As long as it’s not a fixed gear bikecycle with spd then you’re fine.

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**Author:** ![Rusty\_Piton](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/rusty_piton/32/579_2.png) [@Rusty\_Piton](https://tarck.cc/u/Rusty_Piton)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 4:40pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/tarck-vans/9172/57 "2008-08-13T16:40:18Z")

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My xtracycle is DEFINITLY not a fixie.

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**Author:** ![Patch](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/patch/32/12713_2.png) [@Patch](https://tarck.cc/u/Patch)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 4:43pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/tarck-vans/9172/58 "2008-08-13T16:43:09Z")

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[http://fixedgeargallery.com/2008/july/1/Rt.htm](http://fixedgeargallery.com/2008/july/1/Rt.htm)

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**Author:** ![tx\_what\_it\_do](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/a88e4f/32.png) [@tx\_what\_it\_do](https://tarck.cc/u/tx_what_it_do)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/tarck-vans/9172/59 "2008-08-13T17:18:28Z")

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vaaaaaaaaaaans in my head  
and vaaaaaaaaaaaaaans on my feet  
my soul is on the ground while i’m walking down the street  
two three four…

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**Author:** ![nullassult](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/n/9de053/32.png) [@nullassult](https://tarck.cc/u/nullassult)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 5:42pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/tarck-vans/9172/60 "2008-08-13T17:42:45Z")

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wow. i’m gonna go commit suicide machines now.

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