TDF 2012 caption contest (w/ spoilers, duh)

“What the fuck is that Heaven’s Gate member doing back there? I thought they all killed themselves! Those aren’t even Nikes!”

“These austere photo shoots along the TDF are getting better but the talent for this years Cycle Passion calendar leaves something to be desired.”

Ouch…

At least I don’t have to go in front of the world and tell them that one of the most recognizable faces / stories in all of sports is a cheater.

I guess 700g isn’t all it’s cracked up to be

Wocka wocka wocka

[quote=crabbi]

I guess 700g isn’t all it’s cracked up to be[/quote]
TC: Took me 30 seconds to realize this wasn’t a full suspension rig.

I thought it was a Brompton

I thought it was a bag of milk

wtf is a bag of milk? like a tittie?

fucking canadians.

[quote=MoonCat][quote=crabbi]

I guess 700g isn’t all it’s cracked up to be[/quote]
TC: Took me 30 seconds to realize this wasn’t a full suspension rig.[/quote]

I like how it’s being held together with a bottle cage.

It’s big, It’s black. I think you are going to need a wheelchair.

Shit that’s right I forgot you guys don’t do that.

We had milk-in-a-bag with the county lunch program in middle school. I have no idea what that has to do with a broken cervelo, though.

[quote=littletinyfish][quote=MoonCat][quote=crabbi]

I guess 700g isn’t all it’s cracked up to be[/quote]
TC: Took me 30 seconds to realize this wasn’t a full suspension rig.[/quote]

I like how it’s being held together with a bottle cage.[/quote]

arundel mandible, the best crabon cage atmo

I think the milk reference is in response to a video cervelo put out in which Thor Hushovd says that he wants his new frame to be lighter than some milk he recently bought. It was first referenced in this BSNYC post. The link to the video is broken now, but the “lighter than milk” meme has continued to be a bikesnob mainstay.

oh he’s still doing that blog?
thats cool

whatever. I think it’s funny. not gonna pay for his books though