# The New New Guy Thread. Your first post goes here. Seriously. **URL:** https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685 **Category:** Bikes **Created:** [June 19, 2014, 9:03pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685 "2014-06-19T21:03:48Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![dfl](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/dfl/32/662_2.png) [@dfl](https://tarck.cc/u/dfl) #### Post date: [June 19, 2014, 9:03pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/1 "2014-06-19T21:03:48Z")
Because new guys continue to fuck up PYB. Post your combo-breaker here. ---
### Author: ![b-roll](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/b-roll/32/88147_2.png) [@b-roll](https://tarck.cc/u/b-roll) #### Post date: [June 20, 2014, 3:18am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/2 "2014-06-20T03:18:42Z")
jingle jingle… seed change ---
### Author: ![Dr\_Jart\_Attack\_PhD](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/dr_jart_attack_phd/32/16324_2.png) [@Dr\_Jart\_Attack\_PhD](https://tarck.cc/u/Dr_Jart_Attack_PhD) #### Post date: [June 20, 2014, 3:23am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/3 "2014-06-20T03:23:46Z")
Am I still a new guy? ---
### Author: ![halbritt](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/h/f17d59/32.png) [@halbritt](https://tarck.cc/u/halbritt) #### Post date: [June 20, 2014, 5:40am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/4 "2014-06-20T05:40:10Z")
I’d sticky this, but I don’t know how. ---
### Author: ![Larry\_Winget](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@Larry\_Winget](https://tarck.cc/u/Larry_Winget) #### Post date: [June 20, 2014, 5:42am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/5 "2014-06-20T05:42:19Z")
Lulz. I will send you a bill later. ---
### Author: ![halbritt](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/h/f17d59/32.png) [@halbritt](https://tarck.cc/u/halbritt) #### Post date: [June 20, 2014, 6:09am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/6 "2014-06-20T06:09:36Z")
I’ll have my accounting folks take a look at it. ---
### Author: ![russ](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/russ/32/127_2.png) [@russ](https://tarck.cc/u/russ) #### Post date: [June 20, 2014, 3:36pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/7 "2014-06-20T15:36:56Z")
New new guy here. This is my bike on last weekend’s camping trip. Will post proper pic for proper ridicule this evening. [![](http://i.imgur.com/BJMtGT8.jpg)](http://imgur.com/BJMtGT8) ---
### Author: ![jimmythefly](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/jimmythefly/32/36079_2.png) [@jimmythefly](https://tarck.cc/u/jimmythefly) #### Post date: [June 20, 2014, 3:54pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/8 "2014-06-20T15:54:16Z")
That looks reasonable in every way. ---
### Author: ![naterod](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/n/d6d6ee/32.png) [@naterod](https://tarck.cc/u/naterod) #### Post date: [June 20, 2014, 4:02pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/9 "2014-06-20T16:02:49Z")
Hey new guy, Here you go: [quote=Lowrey’sOrgan]New new guy here. This is my bike on last weekend’s camping trip. Will post proper pic for proper ridicule this evening. ![](http://i.imgur.com/BJMtGT8.jpg)[/quote] Make sure you post this other “proper pic” properly next time. And I ain’t mad at that Trek ---
### Author: ![Orc](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/orc/32/2244_2.png) [@Orc](https://tarck.cc/u/Orc) #### Post date: [June 20, 2014, 4:20pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/10 "2014-06-20T16:20:24Z")
Is that an old military tool chest? Damn, you don’t do half-measures on your camping trips. ---
### Author: ![cookietruck](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/cookietruck/32/93416_2.png) [@cookietruck](https://tarck.cc/u/cookietruck) #### Post date: [June 20, 2014, 6:43pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/11 "2014-06-20T18:43:25Z")
that chest better be full of whisky fireworks hatchets and axes and maybe a thing or two from the sex dungeon ---
### Author: ![euflavine](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/e/65b543/32.png) [@euflavine](https://tarck.cc/u/euflavine) #### Post date: [June 20, 2014, 6:54pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/12 "2014-06-20T18:54:30Z")
People gettin’ all stressed comparing soft frame bags to rack and panniers, and this dude comes in with a fucking wooden crate. ---
### Author: ![Emor\_please](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/emor_please/32/89_2.png) [@Emor\_please](https://tarck.cc/u/Emor_please) #### Post date: [June 20, 2014, 7:04pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/13 "2014-06-20T19:04:18Z")
I lol’d when I saw that. Gotta say, I would really hate using that to go bike camping. The whole setup weighs what, 30 pounds just by itself? ---
### Author: ![Orc](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/orc/32/2244_2.png) [@Orc](https://tarck.cc/u/Orc) #### Post date: [June 20, 2014, 7:18pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/14 "2014-06-20T19:18:25Z")
The tool chest weighs 30 pounds by itself. ---
### Author: ![NoahGenda](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/n/3bc359/32.png) [@NoahGenda](https://tarck.cc/u/NoahGenda) #### Post date: [June 20, 2014, 7:31pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/15 "2014-06-20T19:31:27Z")
Hence being on the biggest back cog, next to a lake in Wisconsin ---
### Author: ![Orc](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/orc/32/2244_2.png) [@Orc](https://tarck.cc/u/Orc) #### Post date: [June 20, 2014, 8:59pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/16 "2014-06-20T20:59:10Z")
The route from Madison to Devils Lake is not exactly what I’d call flat, and the climb out from the Wisconsin River gets kind of steep. ---
### Author: ![Dr\_Jart\_Attack\_PhD](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/dr_jart_attack_phd/32/16324_2.png) [@Dr\_Jart\_Attack\_PhD](https://tarck.cc/u/Dr_Jart_Attack_PhD) #### Post date: [June 20, 2014, 8:01pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/17 "2014-06-20T20:01:35Z")
On that note, I think it’s worth noting that he’s hauling that with a 1x set-up and no granny. I think I’d be walking anything over a 2% grade. ---
### Author: ![halbritt](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/h/f17d59/32.png) [@halbritt](https://tarck.cc/u/halbritt) #### Post date: [June 20, 2014, 8:52pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/18 "2014-06-20T20:52:48Z")
Unf. ---
### Author: ![russ](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/russ/32/127_2.png) [@russ](https://tarck.cc/u/russ) #### Post date: [June 21, 2014, 12:37am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/19 "2014-06-21T00:37:00Z")
[quote=cookietruck]that chest better be full of whisky fireworks hatchets and axes and maybe a thing or two from the sex dungeon[/quote] Sex dungeon tents, food, and limoncello mostly. Whiskey and _ahem_ firestarters were on other bikes. Forgot the hatchet at home. > [@emor](#): > > The whole setup weighs what, 30 pounds just by itself? Yeah about 30 pounds for chest + trailer, 65 with gear and food, 80 with firewood. Needed the extra space for friends’ stuff. They haven’t been able to ride much this year, so NBD if the trailer slows me down a bit anyway. > [@ShartAttack](#): > > On that note, I think it’s worth noting that he’s hauling that with a 1x set-up and no granny. I think I’d be walking anything over a 2% grade. 42x32 ain’t bad road mode (no embedded link this time) ---
### Author: ![Andrew\_Andeson](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/andrew_andeson/32/144359_2.png) [@Andrew\_Andeson](https://tarck.cc/u/Andrew_Andeson) #### Post date: [June 21, 2014, 6:52am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/20 "2014-06-21T06:52:17Z")
A new guy that doesn’t suck too bad gets a polite reception on tarck… What is the world coming to [Next page](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685.md?page=2)