# The New New Guy Thread. Your first post goes here. Seriously. **URL:** \ **Category:** Bikes\ **Created:** [June 19, 2014, 9:03pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685 "2014-06-19T21:03:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![scrub](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/scrub/32/842_2.png) [@scrub](https://tarck.cc/u/scrub)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2014, 12:46pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/181 "2014-09-29T12:46:21Z")
[quote=Bahamontes]You Me Cole JP Lucky BC Todd Ray kind of (53 top tubes)[/quote] 5’ 6 1/2" checking in. ---
**Author:** ![randsome\_beast](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/a5b964/32.png) [@randsome\_beast](https://tarck.cc/u/randsome_beast)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2014, 2:11pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/182 "2014-09-29T14:11:20Z")
New guy, dgaf if you are vertically challenged. Are you challenged by getting vertically rad in either direction? Short hazing people you already look down at was almost making me want to shoot Coleman a link. His answer could have been hilarious for the rest of us. ---
**Author:** ![blackholelectron](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/blackholelectron/32/4360_2.png) [@blackholelectron](https://tarck.cc/u/blackholelectron)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2014, 2:29pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/183 "2014-09-29T14:29:49Z")
That IS a lot of short people but considering you can fit twice as many of us into small spaces, I think tarck will be ok > [@](#): > > New guy, dgaf if you are vertically challenged. Are you challenged by getting vertically rad in either direction? my radness is both vertically and horizontally compliant ---
**Author:** ![panda\_heavy\_metal](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/panda_heavy_metal/32/37770_2.png) [@panda\_heavy\_metal](https://tarck.cc/u/panda_heavy_metal)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2014, 10:38pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/184 "2014-09-29T22:38:46Z")
Sub-5’6" crue checking in. ---
**Author:** ![amy](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/amy/32/37766_2.png) [@amy](https://tarck.cc/u/amy)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 4:14am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/185 "2014-09-30T04:14:13Z")
[quote=Bahamontes]You Me Cole JP Lucky BC Todd Ray kind of (53 top tubes)[/quote] i’ll keep this as my list of tarckers to give awkward boob height hugs to whenever there is a tarck up (actually pretty sure you gotta be cole size to get the full on boob hug) ---
**Author:** ![halbritt](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/h/f17d59/32.png) [@halbritt](https://tarck.cc/u/halbritt)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 5:32am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/186 "2014-09-30T05:32:10Z")
So mad right now. ---
**Author:** ![catdrew\_f](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@catdrew\_f](https://tarck.cc/u/catdrew_f)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 5:32am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/187 "2014-09-30T05:32:44Z")
it’s alright u short too bruh ---
**Author:** ![catdrew\_f](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@catdrew\_f](https://tarck.cc/u/catdrew_f)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 5:32am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/188 "2014-09-30T05:32:57Z")
y’all short where my sol at ---
**Author:** ![Bahamontes](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/bahamontes/32/179_2.png) [@Bahamontes](https://tarck.cc/u/Bahamontes)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 5:34am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/189 "2014-09-30T05:34:28Z")
> [@halbritt](#): > > So mad right now. I bet. ---
**Author:** ![Petr5](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/petr5/32/51786_2.png) [@Petr5](https://tarck.cc/u/Petr5)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 5:56am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/190 "2014-09-30T05:56:44Z")
Heath, insist on hugs from your knees. ---
**Author:** ![cheese](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/cheese/32/182_2.png) [@cheese](https://tarck.cc/u/cheese)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:04am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/191 "2014-09-30T09:04:01Z")
5’ 7" here, but 52-53 TT crue. Too tall for boob height hugs even with 6’ sup girls. ---
**Author:** ![viggen](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/viggen/32/711_2.png) [@viggen](https://tarck.cc/u/viggen)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:10am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/192 "2014-09-30T09:10:49Z")
[quote=catdrew f]y’all short where my sol at[/quote] 6’ 1" crue checking in. ---
**Author:** ![NOVELTYNAME](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@NOVELTYNAME](https://tarck.cc/u/NOVELTYNAME)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 5:43pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/193 "2014-09-30T17:43:03Z")
![](http://i.imgur.com/ATc0Mxz.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Shiny\_squid\_green](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/shiny_squid_green/32/1981_2.png) [@Shiny\_squid\_green](https://tarck.cc/u/Shiny_squid_green)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:01pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/194 "2014-09-30T21:01:06Z")
lollin’ Did new guy thread just become post your height thread? ---
**Author:** ![Andrew\_Andeson](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/andrew_andeson/32/144359_2.png) [@Andrew\_Andeson](https://tarck.cc/u/Andrew_Andeson)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 10:39pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/195 "2014-09-30T22:39:08Z")
6’2" crue No boobz for me ---
**Author:** ![Roundalab\_yellow](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/roundalab_yellow/32/1126_2.png) [@Roundalab\_yellow](https://tarck.cc/u/Roundalab_yellow)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 10:55pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/196 "2014-09-30T22:55:40Z")
6 two crü. I feel like Tarck’s got a lot on either end of the height bell curve, but averages out to something fairly standard. ---
**Author:** ![DDYTDY](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/ddytdy/32/67_2.png) [@DDYTDY](https://tarck.cc/u/DDYTDY)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 11:21pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/197 "2014-09-30T23:21:07Z")
[quote=aerobear][quote=Bahamontes]You Me Cole JP Lucky BC Todd Ray kind of (53 top tubes) 5’ 7.5" [/quote] i’ll keep this as my list of tarckers to give awkward boob height hugs to whenever there is a tarck up (actually pretty sure you gotta be cole size to get the full on boob hug)[/quote] 🐻 ---
**Author:** ![dfl](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/dfl/32/662_2.png) [@dfl](https://tarck.cc/u/dfl)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 12:57am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/198 "2014-10-01T00:57:50Z")
[quote=ShinyTravisto]lollin’ Did new guy thread just become post your height thread?[/quote] I think we’ve gone from driving away new dudes with hostility to just boring them to death with inanity. ---
**Author:** ![buffoon](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/ce7236/32.png) [@buffoon](https://tarck.cc/u/buffoon)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 2:09am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/199 "2014-10-01T02:09:38Z")
That’s slightly less scary. I think I’m 5’7…[quote=deadforkinglast][quote=ShinyTravisto]lollin’ Did new guy thread just become post your height thread?[/quote] I think we’ve gone from driving away new dudes with hostility to just boring them to death with inanity.[/quote] ---
**Author:** ![O.R.L\_Dingleberry](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/o/a88e57/32.png) [@O.R.L\_Dingleberry](https://tarck.cc/u/O.R.L_Dingleberry)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 4:01am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/200 "2014-10-01T04:01:16Z")
Man the fucking new guys are almost as bad as the old guys up in here. [Previous page](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685.md?page=9) [Next page](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685.md?page=11)