# The New New Guy Thread. Your first post goes here. Seriously. **URL:** \ **Category:** Bikes\ **Created:** [June 19, 2014, 9:03pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685 "2014-06-19T21:03:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Shiny\_squid\_green](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/shiny_squid_green/32/1981_2.png) [@Shiny\_squid\_green](https://tarck.cc/u/Shiny_squid_green)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 4:13am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/201 "2014-10-01T04:13:08Z")
6’2" check in ---
**Author:** ![Petr5](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/petr5/32/51786_2.png) [@Petr5](https://tarck.cc/u/Petr5)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 6:39am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/202 "2014-10-01T06:39:27Z")
Why aren’t our heights weights genders sex appeals posted under our pictures anymore? 6’4+" and looking to mingle. ---
**Author:** ![rabbi](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/rabbi/32/573_2.png) [@rabbi](https://tarck.cc/u/rabbi)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 3:34pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/203 "2014-10-01T15:34:52Z")
ASLH? ---
**Author:** ![NOVELTYNAME](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@NOVELTYNAME](https://tarck.cc/u/NOVELTYNAME)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 4:30pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/204 "2014-10-01T16:30:24Z")
ASLMNOP ---
**Author:** ![naterod](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/n/d6d6ee/32.png) [@naterod](https://tarck.cc/u/naterod)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 6:56pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/205 "2014-10-01T18:56:59Z")
> [@cheese](#): > > 5’ 9" here, but 52-53 TT crue. Too tall for boob height hugs, but I won’t turn down a boob-to-moob hug ---
**Author:** ![GrandmaJordan](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/g/67e7ee/32.png) [@GrandmaJordan](https://tarck.cc/u/GrandmaJordan)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 9:07pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/206 "2014-10-01T21:07:31Z")
[quote=Bahamontes]You Me Cole JP Lucky BC Todd Ray kind of (53 top tubes)[/quote] You know I’m not a dude, right? ---
**Author:** ![frank\_doktor](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/frank_doktor/32/12_2.png) [@frank\_doktor](https://tarck.cc/u/frank_doktor)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 9:10pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/207 "2014-10-01T21:10:13Z")
But you are not tall, right? ---
**Author:** ![GrandmaJordan](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/g/67e7ee/32.png) [@GrandmaJordan](https://tarck.cc/u/GrandmaJordan)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 9:13pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/208 "2014-10-01T21:13:52Z")
Not by dude standards, no. Mostly just jokingly :colbert:ing at DFL’s question about who the short dudes are (Bahamontes’ post being a reply). ---
**Author:** ![mr\_fop](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/m/e68b1a/32.png) [@mr\_fop](https://tarck.cc/u/mr_fop)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 9:26pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/209 "2014-10-01T21:26:13Z")
You’re probably tall by little kid standards. ---
**Author:** ![O.R.L\_Dingleberry](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/o/a88e57/32.png) [@O.R.L\_Dingleberry](https://tarck.cc/u/O.R.L_Dingleberry)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 10:55pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/210 "2014-10-01T22:55:43Z")
Probably enjoys a good boob hug too so I think she should stay on the list. ---
**Author:** ![Bahamontes](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/bahamontes/32/179_2.png) [@Bahamontes](https://tarck.cc/u/Bahamontes)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 3:16am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/211 "2014-10-02T03:16:25Z")
Amy, please do not give Jordan any boobhugs. ---
**Author:** ![amy](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/amy/32/37766_2.png) [@amy](https://tarck.cc/u/amy)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 5:25am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/212 "2014-10-02T05:25:57Z")
Pretty sure Jordan is like 5’6 or so which is very average height for a lady I am taller than average at 5’10. But would be very average height for a dude. I would say sub 5’6 is what makes a short dude. 5’7 is too close to average. ---
**Author:** ![VT\_regularbike](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/vt_regularbike/32/153_2.png) [@VT\_regularbike](https://tarck.cc/u/VT_regularbike)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 5:37am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/213 "2014-10-02T05:37:24Z")
> [@aerobear](#): > > I would say sub 5’6 is what makes a short dude. 5’7 is too close to average. this. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Jart\_Attack\_PhD](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/dr_jart_attack_phd/32/16324_2.png) [@Dr\_Jart\_Attack\_PhD](https://tarck.cc/u/Dr_Jart_Attack_PhD)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 2:11pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/214 "2014-10-02T14:11:44Z")
So would 5’11" make a guy tall? Because I definitely don’t feel tall. ---
**Author:** ![blackholelectron](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/blackholelectron/32/4360_2.png) [@blackholelectron](https://tarck.cc/u/blackholelectron)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 2:18pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/215 "2014-10-02T14:18:55Z")
AFAIK that’s solidly in the “average” part of the bell curve, even though it is technically taller than average ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Jart\_Attack\_PhD](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/dr_jart_attack_phd/32/16324_2.png) [@Dr\_Jart\_Attack\_PhD](https://tarck.cc/u/Dr_Jart_Attack_PhD)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 2:21pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/216 "2014-10-02T14:21:33Z")
Yeah that’s sorta what I thought. ---
**Author:** ![buffoon](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/ce7236/32.png) [@buffoon](https://tarck.cc/u/buffoon)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 2:21pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/217 "2014-10-02T14:21:52Z")
I don’t feel short in life, but I do when I hunt for cool euro frames. ---
**Author:** ![amy](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/amy/32/37766_2.png) [@amy](https://tarck.cc/u/amy)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 2:37pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/218 "2014-10-02T14:37:47Z")
i like where this is going with the boring talk average height for a male is 5’9 female 5’4 so i would say anywhere within 2 inches of average is pretty damn average. ---
**Author:** ![cookietruck](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/cookietruck/32/93416_2.png) [@cookietruck](https://tarck.cc/u/cookietruck)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 2:39pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/219 "2014-10-02T14:39:04Z")
Can get back to talking about boob hugs? ---
**Author:** ![rabbi](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/rabbi/32/573_2.png) [@rabbi](https://tarck.cc/u/rabbi)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 4:02pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/220 "2014-10-02T16:02:44Z")
6’ is short on the mom’s side of the family. 6’ and I’m the shortest. DAMN YOU EASTERN EURO JEW GENES. [Previous page](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685.md?page=10) [Next page](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685.md?page=12)