# The New New Guy Thread. Your first post goes here. Seriously.

**URL:** <https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685>\
**Category:** Bikes\
**Created:** [June 19, 2014, 9:03pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685 "2014-06-19T21:03:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![anon3547885](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/ecccb3/32.png) [@anon3547885](https://tarck.cc/u/anon3547885)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 3:44pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/241 "2014-10-03T15:44:15Z")

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For the record, I was asking about that Ferrari because I thought it was cool, not because I am planning a sports car purchase. Although I wouldn’t turn down an early 70s 911.

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**Author:** ![O.R.L\_Dingleberry](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/o/a88e57/32.png) [@O.R.L\_Dingleberry](https://tarck.cc/u/O.R.L_Dingleberry)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 3:56pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/242 "2014-10-03T15:56:40Z")

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> [@Ferg](#):
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> For the record, I was asking about that Ferrari because I thought it was cool, not because I am planning a sports car purchase. Although I wouldn’t turn down an early 70s 911.

Banned.

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**Author:** ![joyofvaping](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/joyofvaping/32/37814_2.png) [@joyofvaping](https://tarck.cc/u/joyofvaping)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 4:05pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/243 "2014-10-03T16:05:54Z")

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![](http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee19/whitejeep1989/Porsche/Porsche911BikeRack.jpg)  
Like this?

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**Author:** ![rancid\_burple](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/rancid_burple/32/3104_2.png) [@rancid\_burple](https://tarck.cc/u/rancid_burple)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 4:37pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/244 "2014-10-03T16:37:05Z")

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189cm/6’2"

IME doing sales and fitting at a bike shop, most people are terrible at guessing or remembering their own height. Maybe it’s because the majority of people are close to average, but it seems like the most common culprits are are dudes that are like 5’10" to 6’0 and are convinced that they are 6’2 and need a 58cm frame. Then I have to make something up about differences in brand sizing or special snowflake proportions to convince them they really need a 56cm without harming their egos.

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**Author:** ![NOVELTYNAME](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@NOVELTYNAME](https://tarck.cc/u/NOVELTYNAME)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 5:15pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/245 "2014-10-03T17:15:41Z")

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i am 6’.5", 6’1" with shoes on. i guess my size is a 56.5.

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**Author:** ![naterod](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/n/d6d6ee/32.png) [@naterod](https://tarck.cc/u/naterod)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 6:47pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/246 "2014-10-03T18:47:00Z")

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> [@deadforkinglast](#):
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> Yeah, during my annual checkups, my measured height has fluctuated from 5’4" to 5’7", somehow.

how the hell does this happen?

I’ve always (after a certain age) measured as 5’9" (or 5’10" with shoes). My driver’s license still says 5’8", because every time I renew, they keep copying the information from my original license, which I got when I was 16.

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**Author:** ![timberland\_boots](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/timberland_boots/32/659_2.png) [@timberland\_boots](https://tarck.cc/u/timberland_boots)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 6:53pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/247 "2014-10-03T18:53:21Z")

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5,11

If I found some super tall chick that could still give me boob hugs at my height, I’d be super into that.

31 year old/Toronto/Looking For woman over 7 feet tall  
Hit me up, internet

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**Author:** ![dorth](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/9f8e36/32.png) [@dorth](https://tarck.cc/u/dorth)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 6:56pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/248 "2014-10-03T18:56:57Z")

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i remember being told in school that you can be an inch or two taller in the Am when you’re spine and such has had the night in bed to decompress vs your height in the evening when you’ve been walking/standing/sitting all day.

average as fuck 5’10/5’11 cru checking in

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**Author:** ![circuithero](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@circuithero](https://tarck.cc/u/circuithero)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 6:58pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/249 "2014-10-03T18:58:17Z")

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> [@BabbyMatt](#):
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> average as fuck cru checking in

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**Author:** ![naterod](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/n/d6d6ee/32.png) [@naterod](https://tarck.cc/u/naterod)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 7:37pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/250 "2014-10-03T19:37:40Z")

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> [@circuithero](#):
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> [quote=BabbyMatt]average as fuck cru checking in[/quote]

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**Author:** ![dfl](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/dfl/32/662_2.png) [@dfl](https://tarck.cc/u/dfl)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 8:26pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/251 "2014-10-03T20:26:06Z")

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> [@naterod](#):
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> [quote=deadforkinglast]Yeah, during my annual checkups, my measured height has fluctuated from 5’4" to 5’7", somehow.

how the hell does this happen?  
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Well, I’ve been 5’5" since I was about 12, so I don’t really know. I think the taller measurements were just nurses not giving a fuck and measuring sloppy, seeing that I was taller than I used to be (which made sense up until I was 17 or 18) and didn’t think anything of it. Over the last ten years, though, I have no idea.

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**Author:** ![The\_RTS](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/the_rts/32/3639_2.png) [@The\_RTS](https://tarck.cc/u/The_RTS)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 10:07pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/252 "2014-10-03T22:07:55Z")

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6’0" - appropriate that I ride size 60cm

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**Author:** ![goose\_value\_69](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/goose_value_69/32/169983_2.png) [@goose\_value\_69](https://tarck.cc/u/goose_value_69)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 10:39pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/253 "2014-10-03T22:39:04Z")

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wow. maybe I’m doing it all wrong. 6’ and usually 55/56.

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**Author:** ![johnasavoia](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/johnasavoia/32/206_2.png) [@johnasavoia](https://tarck.cc/u/johnasavoia)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 10:46pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/254 "2014-10-03T22:46:53Z")

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6’ and 58’s checking in.

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**Author:** ![GrandmaJordan](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/g/67e7ee/32.png) [@GrandmaJordan](https://tarck.cc/u/GrandmaJordan)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 10:49pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/255 "2014-10-03T22:49:02Z")

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Doug is 6’3, and I think his bike is a 56.

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**Author:** ![Orc](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/orc/32/2244_2.png) [@Orc](https://tarck.cc/u/Orc)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 11:14pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/256 "2014-10-03T23:14:54Z")

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6’1" and 54, thanks to the family trait of a long torso and short stubby legs.

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**Author:** ![Dickason\_Daniel](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/dickason_daniel/32/13099_2.png) [@Dickason\_Daniel](https://tarck.cc/u/Dickason_Daniel)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 12:20am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/257 "2014-10-04T00:20:38Z")

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6’2"-6’3" ish 58/60ish

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**Author:** ![cookietruck](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/cookietruck/32/93416_2.png) [@cookietruck](https://tarck.cc/u/cookietruck)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 12:32am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/258 "2014-10-04T00:32:19Z")

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gdmmt we’re still talking about height  
and now what frame sizes correlate to given heights  
go read sheldon brown you noobs

i’m gonna make a fake acct just to post a shitty bike in the regular pyb thread so someone will tell me to post in here so all this nonsense will stop already

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**Author:** ![O.R.L\_Dingleberry](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/o/a88e57/32.png) [@O.R.L\_Dingleberry](https://tarck.cc/u/O.R.L_Dingleberry)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 1:10am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/259 "2014-10-04T01:10:27Z")

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Tarck had gotten so old and boring it is indistinguishable from pantsforums.

I’d have at least expected people to be comparing turd length/volume.

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**Author:** ![DDYTDY](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/ddytdy/32/67_2.png) [@DDYTDY](https://tarck.cc/u/DDYTDY)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 1:18am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/260 "2014-10-04T01:18:50Z")

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> [@GrandmaJordan](#):
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> Doug is 6’3, and I think his bike is a 56.

He rides a 56 so he can slam that 140 stem

amirite?

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