# The New New Guy Thread. Your first post goes here. Seriously.

**URL:** https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685
**Category:** Bikes
**Created:** [June 19, 2014, 9:03pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685 "2014-06-19T21:03:48Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![imoscardotcom](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/imoscardotcom/32/47313_2.png) [@imoscardotcom](https://tarck.cc/u/imoscardotcom)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2014, 3:50pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/61 "2014-06-26T15:50:15Z")

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“If you plan on doing any skidding at all, go for a 28c Rando and ignore the recommended 85 psi. I keep mine inflated to 115 and it’s awesome.”

sounds good, lol

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### Author: ![ergott](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/ergott/32/41_2.png) [@ergott](https://tarck.cc/u/ergott)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2014, 4:33pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/62 "2014-06-26T16:33:43Z")

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Thanks Grumps, actual lulz

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### Author: ![timberland\_boots](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/timberland_boots/32/659_2.png) [@timberland\_boots](https://tarck.cc/u/timberland_boots)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2014, 5:17pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/63 "2014-06-26T17:17:55Z")

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lol, what’s actually pretty awesome is that the 49cm Pake already has a 75.3 Seat Tube Angle stock, and the idiotic shorter fork scenario will bring it to a 76.3 STA and 74.5 HA.

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### Author: ![Endpoint](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/e/e19b73/32.png) [@Endpoint](https://tarck.cc/u/Endpoint)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2014, 7:12pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/64 "2014-06-26T19:12:38Z")

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Ok… I looked. 350 pages of that? Amazing.

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### Author: ![dfl](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/dfl/32/662_2.png) [@dfl](https://tarck.cc/u/dfl)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2014, 7:40pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/65 "2014-06-26T19:40:55Z")

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Wow.

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### Author: ![cookietruck](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/cookietruck/32/93416_2.png) [@cookietruck](https://tarck.cc/u/cookietruck)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2014, 8:01pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/66 "2014-06-26T20:01:32Z")

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lololol

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### Author: ![Endpoint](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/e/e19b73/32.png) [@Endpoint](https://tarck.cc/u/Endpoint)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2014, 8:25pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/67 "2014-06-26T20:25:49Z")

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For a second I wanted to suggest tarck revive their bf accounts to troll with obviously idiotic questions like will a 1" soma fork fit on my cinelli mash histogram or what does 27.2 or 31.6 mean when talking about a seat post but I don’t think questions could actually get any dumber.

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### Author: ![halbritt](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/h/f17d59/32.png) [@halbritt](https://tarck.cc/u/halbritt)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2014, 9:06pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/68 "2014-06-26T21:06:19Z")

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Cinelli Mash Histogram?

What the what?

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### Author: ![ergott](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/ergott/32/41_2.png) [@ergott](https://tarck.cc/u/ergott)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2014, 9:25pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/69 "2014-06-26T21:25:53Z")

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looks like you need a new johnson rod.

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### Author: ![russ](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/russ/32/127_2.png) [@russ](https://tarck.cc/u/russ)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2014, 9:28pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/70 "2014-06-26T21:28:53Z")

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> [@Endpoint](#):
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> what does 27.2 or 31.6 mean when talking about a seat post

that’s how many bearings it takes duh

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### Author: ![BEEutiful\_Wednesday\_DDS](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/beeutiful_wednesday_dds/32/40914_2.png) [@BEEutiful\_Wednesday\_DDS](https://tarck.cc/u/BEEutiful_Wednesday_DDS)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2014, 9:33pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/71 "2014-06-26T21:33:55Z")

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the guy who was worried about the scratch on his cinelli mash histogram was pretty priceless. touch up paint? lulz.

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### Author: ![asterisk](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/asterisk/32/84135_2.png) [@asterisk](https://tarck.cc/u/asterisk)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2014, 11:02pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/72 "2014-06-26T23:02:06Z")

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Fuck. I could have gone a long time without knowing what a Cinelli Pepper was and that it is a thing that is actually sold.

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### Author: ![NOVELTYNAME](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@NOVELTYNAME](https://tarck.cc/u/NOVELTYNAME)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2014, 11:09pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/73 "2014-06-26T23:09:41Z")

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italian spice made in china?

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### Author: ![cheese](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/cheese/32/182_2.png) [@cheese](https://tarck.cc/u/cheese)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2014, 11:18pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/74 "2014-06-26T23:18:58Z")

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Saw a dude at a recent street fair with a Histogram frame, obv it was built up period-correct to 2008 but it’s a nice looking paint scheme if you’re into that.

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### Author: ![Endpoint](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/e/e19b73/32.png) [@Endpoint](https://tarck.cc/u/Endpoint)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2014, 12:05am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/75 "2014-06-27T00:05:28Z")

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> [@cheese](#):
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> it’s a nice looking paint scheme if you’re into that.

This. For all their shenanigans the graphic department at Cinelli usually does a better job than most.

This looks rad in person ![](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/8/4/84ec1ea3efb15cfec2743db7234d77addc8bd863.jpeg)

Details details…

 ![](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/c/4/c4b10e2ec796efbd409618def7a5785fd1425ce0.jpeg)

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### Author: ![hamb3ik](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/h/a8b319/32.png) [@hamb3ik](https://tarck.cc/u/hamb3ik)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2014, 12:38am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/76 "2014-06-27T00:38:16Z")

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> [@Endpoint](#):
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> ![](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/8/4/84ec1ea3efb15cfec2743db7234d77addc8bd863.jpeg)

That shit makes my eyes hurt.

> [@Endpoint](#):
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> ![](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/c/4/c4b10e2ec796efbd409618def7a5785fd1425ce0.jpeg)

Is this where my Di2 plugs in?

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### Author: ![JUGE\_FREDD](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/juge_fredd/32/34623_2.png) [@JUGE\_FREDD](https://tarck.cc/u/JUGE_FREDD)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2014, 12:45am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/77 "2014-06-27T00:45:06Z")

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those dudes gramming their artisanal posters being in the air at two corners by fey hands and/or clothespins

it hits them right in the feels

#justdesignerbrothings

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### Author: ![b-roll](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/b-roll/32/88147_2.png) [@b-roll](https://tarck.cc/u/b-roll)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2014, 1:14am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/78 "2014-06-27T01:14:26Z")

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> [@Lowrey'sOrgan](#):
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> though if any of you raced cx in Madison late last fall, I probably gave you a beer handup.

If you were handing beers up, I’m sure I grabbed one. So, thanks for that.

–insert currently appropriate hazing comment here–

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### Author: ![Larry\_Winget](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@Larry\_Winget](https://tarck.cc/u/Larry_Winget)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2014, 2:18am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/79 "2014-06-27T02:18:12Z")

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> [@Endpoint](#):
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> For all their shenanigans the graphic department at Cinelli usually does a better job than most.

This. I have been casually browsing for a new road frame and stumbled on the XCr.

Then I saw the price and almost fell out of my chair laughing.

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### Author: ![Dickason\_Daniel](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/dickason_daniel/32/13099_2.png) [@Dickason\_Daniel](https://tarck.cc/u/Dickason_Daniel)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2014, 2:40am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/80 "2014-06-27T02:40:14Z")

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Cinelli Hysterectomy

#nonmisogynisticallism

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