# The New New Guy Thread. Your first post goes here. Seriously. **URL:** \ **Category:** Bikes\ **Created:** [June 19, 2014, 9:03pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685 "2014-06-19T21:03:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![halbritt](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/h/f17d59/32.png) [@halbritt](https://tarck.cc/u/halbritt)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 11:19pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/161 "2014-09-27T23:19:27Z")
You’re a tiny fucker. ---
**Author:** ![dfl](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/dfl/32/662_2.png) [@dfl](https://tarck.cc/u/dfl)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 11:56pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/162 "2014-09-27T23:56:46Z")
Your tiny bike is a lot more solid than my tiny bike. Ban. ---
**Author:** ![NOVELTYNAME](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@NOVELTYNAME](https://tarck.cc/u/NOVELTYNAME)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 12:07am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/163 "2014-09-28T00:07:49Z")
Wth you post your bike without matchy batrape? Gtfo ---
**Author:** ![NOVELTYNAME](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@NOVELTYNAME](https://tarck.cc/u/NOVELTYNAME)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 12:08am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/164 "2014-09-28T00:08:13Z")
I sneezed looking at that bike I’m allergic ---
**Author:** ![amy](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/amy/32/37766_2.png) [@amy](https://tarck.cc/u/amy)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 12:11am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/165 "2014-09-28T00:11:44Z")
wtf what’s with all the short dudes? can we not get that you must be this tall to tarck thing installed? ---
**Author:** ![halbritt](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/h/f17d59/32.png) [@halbritt](https://tarck.cc/u/halbritt)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 12:14am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/166 "2014-09-28T00:14:57Z")
Working on it. ---
**Author:** ![dfl](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/dfl/32/662_2.png) [@dfl](https://tarck.cc/u/dfl)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 12:37am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/167 "2014-09-28T00:37:02Z")
Yeah, I thought we were already at our short dude quota…? GTFO new guy. ---
**Author:** ![scrub](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/scrub/32/842_2.png) [@scrub](https://tarck.cc/u/scrub)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 3:28am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/168 "2014-09-28T03:28:50Z")
That GF would fit me. ---
**Author:** ![Tail\_Hook\_Lengthener](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/85e7bf/32.png) [@Tail\_Hook\_Lengthener](https://tarck.cc/u/Tail_Hook_Lengthener)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 3:50am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/169 "2014-09-28T03:50:45Z")
::colbert:: ---
**Author:** ![Crustradamus](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/crustradamus/32/7841_2.png) [@Crustradamus](https://tarck.cc/u/Crustradamus)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 4:11am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/170 "2014-09-28T04:11:03Z")
bars not round enough those gf frames were nice ---
**Author:** ![catdrew\_f](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@catdrew\_f](https://tarck.cc/u/catdrew_f)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 6:20am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/171 "2014-09-28T06:20:09Z")
i hve the same cable kit on my noni ---
**Author:** ![frank\_doktor](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/frank_doktor/32/12_2.png) [@frank\_doktor](https://tarck.cc/u/frank_doktor)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 12:26pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/172 "2014-09-28T12:26:54Z")
The bike isn’t pretty enough to warrant a pic that big. Resize for the love of humanity. ---
**Author:** ![blackholelectron](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/blackholelectron/32/4360_2.png) [@blackholelectron](https://tarck.cc/u/blackholelectron)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 1:28pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/173 "2014-09-28T13:28:08Z")
holy hell you right, resized I come here for some high quality bike hazing and I just get some short person grief :colbert: where’s all the “unused canti hangers are the tiny, sad, flaccid penises of the bike world” ---
**Author:** ![Petr5](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/petr5/32/51786_2.png) [@Petr5](https://tarck.cc/u/Petr5)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 2:02pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/174 "2014-09-28T14:02:15Z")
We hit you where you least expect it. You come looking for penis jokes, we poke you in the butthole. ---
**Author:** ![Lucky\_if\_thats\_possible](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/lucky_if_thats_possible/32/19211_2.png) [@Lucky\_if\_thats\_possible](https://tarck.cc/u/Lucky_if_thats_possible)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 6:06pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/175 "2014-09-28T18:06:26Z")
[quote=aerobear]wtf what’s with all the short dudes? can we not get that you must be this tall to tarck thing installed?[/quote] :colbert: ---
**Author:** ![dfl](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/dfl/32/662_2.png) [@dfl](https://tarck.cc/u/dfl)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 6:40pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/176 "2014-09-28T18:40:32Z")
Wait, who else on Tarck is a short dude? I need to keep track of whose buy/sell threads to follow. ---
**Author:** ![JUGE\_FREDD](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/juge_fredd/32/34623_2.png) [@JUGE\_FREDD](https://tarck.cc/u/JUGE_FREDD)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 7:48pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/177 "2014-09-28T19:48:18Z")
> [@Petr5](#): > > We hit you where you least expect it. You come looking for penis jokes, we poke you in the butthole. ---
**Author:** ![Bahamontes](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/bahamontes/32/179_2.png) [@Bahamontes](https://tarck.cc/u/Bahamontes)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 7:51pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/178 "2014-09-28T19:51:26Z")
You Me Cole JP Lucky BC Todd Ray kind of (53 top tubes) ---
**Author:** ![blackholelectron](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/blackholelectron/32/4360_2.png) [@blackholelectron](https://tarck.cc/u/blackholelectron)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 8:46pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/179 "2014-09-28T20:46:03Z")
> [@JUGE FREDD](#): > > [quote=Petr5]We hit you where you least expect it. You come looking for penis jokes, we poke you in the butthole. [/quote] omg I was trying to remember what the hell that game was called ---
**Author:** ![ergott](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/ergott/32/41_2.png) [@ergott](https://tarck.cc/u/ergott)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 10:28pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/the-new-new-guy-thread-your-first-post-goes-here-seriously/20685/180 "2014-09-28T22:28:07Z")
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