The Tarck as Fuck Bikes Thread

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^^^That’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

[Dickason_Daniel]

I absolutely hate it when they spend $130 on rimz, but don’t drop the $20 for a Kalloy in 26.2, or whatever their steel-post-having obsolete-ass size is.

I have developed an acronym fer yellin’ at jackasses: GARSP!

G et
A
R eal
S eat
P ost
!

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@bward1028

actually, to be really tarck, it needs that union jack rolls someone’s selling on here. tarck isn’t about nationality, it’s about matchey matchey

I get what you are saying color wise, but Union Jack does not matchy-matchy US Air Force.

[ArtBlur]

@volthause

[quote=“bward1028”]actually, to be really tarck, it needs that union jack rolls someone’s selling on here. tarck isn’t about nationality, it’s about matchey matchey

I get what you are saying color wise, but Union Jack does not matchy-matchy US Air Force.[/quote]

viewtopic.php?f=5&t=4274

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@artblur

[quote=“volthause”][quote=“bward1028”]actually, to be really tarck, it needs that union jack rolls someone’s selling on here. tarck isn’t about nationality, it’s about matchey matchey

I get what you are saying color wise, but Union Jack does not matchy-matchy US Air Force.[/quote]
viewtopic.php?f=5&t=4274[/quote]

Again, I get what you are saying. However…

Great Britain RAF = Union Jack
US Air Force = American Flag, AKA stars and stripes.

I do believe in my heart of hearts that putting an English flag on that bike would be in bad taste.

[ArtBlur]

[quote=“volthause”]

Again, I get what you are saying. However…

Great Britain RAF = Union Jack
US Air Force = American Flag, AKA stars and stripes.

I do believe in my heart of hearts that putting an English flag on that bike would be in bad taste.[/quote]
hey, i’m trying to sell a saddle to an imaginary bike owner here. shhhhh.

[Rusty_Piton]

stars and stripes rolls would be pretty boss if you ask me!

[asterisk]

I’d roll with one of those:

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[quote=“asterisk”]I’d roll with one of those:
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You should definitely whore your bike pictures more.

[ArtBlur]

[Elderbear]

I think that one’s even tarcker w/ white veeps n’ orange tires

[Face]

[quote=“Elderberry”]I think that one’s even tarcker w/ white veeps n’ orange tires

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matchy match

[sMull]

I’d ride that.

[SUPERVEEPS]

@sMull

Not a fan of tarck but i’d ride that.

Ok now you really have to leave.

[SUPERVEEPS]

Good save but not quick enough!

[Cult_Classic]

[Cult_Classic]

[Elderbear]

Those are three of the ugliest abominations I have ever seen… defnitely tarck, though.

[Cult_Classic]

[sMull]

@SuperVillain

[quote=“sMull”]Not a fan of tarck but i’d ride that.

Ok now you really have to leave.[/quote]
Damn you’re fast, you people are really onto me.