The Tarck as Fuck Bikes Thread

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I’ve always been curious if Fatty is a strong rider or if he’s one of those gym rats that can’t even jog around the block.

This is what I’ve always thought. The world may never know.

He’s certainly no skeletor.
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this bike is stupid.

I’m agreeing with Zombie more and more. WTF is happening to me?

i have a friend that works out way too much…
he said he’s been upping his cardio lately… to 10 minutes of walking on the treadmill at 4mph.

Woah. This may make him feel good in the moment, but the longterm effects of such stress can reek havoc on the joints in the long run.

Had brunch with my aspiring yuppie friends a little while back and they had “free trial periods” going on at like three different health clubs, talking about all the fabulous contraptions they have and stuff. It made me a little depressed that they saw no other way to be physically active, then glad that I get some sort of exercise just goin’ where I’m goin’.

I hate health clubs. They make me depressed. I feel sorry for all the poor saps running in place every time I ride by.

Climbing gym?

That’s different.
I can’t go climbing on real rock in chicago, so I use simulated rock to train and keep myself in climbing shape.
I can, however, go for a run or a ride and thus have no reason to use a treadmill of stationary bike
Fuck the bullshit.

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a true classic

Risers on the track? Tarck on the track? Tarcktrack? I’m confused.

They are hanging up since they can’t ride bastard tarck bikes on teh drome.