the. tarckest. bike. possible.

Tarckives Bikes
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ok

here’s what we’re going to do, we’re going to make a list of EVERYTHING that a bike would have to have to be the tarckest bike of all time. Then we’re going to draw/bikecad/put together IRL this bicycle.

GO!

·top tube pad
·risers
·oury grips
·no braeks!!
·spokecards
·aerospoke
·white tires
·white turbo (THERE IS NO SADDLE MORE TARCK THAN A TURBO)
·deepV
·anodized hubs (here’s a relatively new staple IMO)
·neon pink on one side, neon green on the other (fade)
…

we could add some new school tarckness like trispokes, track grips on risers, BMX pedals (jackass though), or maybe even a 1x9 drivetrain with a downtube shifter…idk, as long as it can be a single bike, we’re good.

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·pursuit frame

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top tube pads aren’t tarck anymore

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frame standers.

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pegz

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but I love top tube pads! :frowning:

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Nitto racks front and rear.
650b wheels.
Bertoud bags.
Shellac’ed cork tape.
Panaracer Paselas

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Negative rise stem.

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Risers need to be cut uber short.

Bandanna around the frame.

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[quote=“crushkilldestroy”]Nitto racks front and rear.
650b wheels.
Bertoud bags.
Shellac’ed cork tape.
Panaracer Paselas[/quote]

tarck not touring

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Touring is the new tarck.

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touring’s the new tarck.

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tarckouring is the new touarck

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ok touring is no longer tarck.

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drops with set of ourys on top for mad streamlining, and a set of ourys in the drops for mad aero.

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spoke cards
bandana
saddle ornament
frame standers
bmx stem (am I starting to mix tarck and jackass?)

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Is there really even a difference.

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damnit i guess i am just following the trend

reading about cycling across canada is making me want to do it

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Some nuts hanging from yo seat!

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pegz[/quote]

Have I started something?