# Whoa.
**URL:** https://tarck.cc/t/whoa/14901
**Category:** Bikes
**Created:** [September 3, 2009, 1:43pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/whoa/14901 "2009-09-03T13:43:38Z")
**Posts on this page:** 17
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@ONEEIGHTYONE](https://tarck.cc/u/ONEEIGHTYONE)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2009, 10:14pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/whoa/14901/21 "2009-09-03T22:14:17Z")
ahhhaha i saw that this morning.
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### Author:  [@blickblocks](https://tarck.cc/u/blickblocks)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2009, 2:28am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/whoa/14901/22 "2009-09-04T02:28:25Z")
> [@trackatino](#):
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> [quote=blickblocks]The irony is that the top cyclists don’t have enough body fat to safely smoke.
Uhh, what?[/quote]
Ah, I thought THC metabolizes in body fat, people had told me athletes can’t smoke because they have so little. I did my research, never mind.
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### Author:  [@Larry\_Winget](https://tarck.cc/u/Larry_Winget)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2009, 2:32am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/whoa/14901/23 "2009-09-04T02:32:47Z")
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### Author:  [@Tail\_Hook\_Lengthener](https://tarck.cc/u/Tail_Hook_Lengthener)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2009, 2:51am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/whoa/14901/24 "2009-09-04T02:51:58Z")
> [@tarckeemoon](#):
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### Author:  [@surfcat](https://tarck.cc/u/surfcat)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2009, 3:26am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/whoa/14901/25 "2009-09-04T03:26:30Z")
Would totally rock that wheel. Suggest moving this to the Tarck As Fuck thread.
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### Author:  [@Tail\_Hook\_Lengthener](https://tarck.cc/u/Tail_Hook_Lengthener)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2009, 3:45am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/whoa/14901/26 "2009-09-04T03:45:50Z")
[Believe.](http://cgi.ebay.com/AeroXL-700c-Rear-Track-Disc-Wheel_W0QQitemZ300344544870QQcmdZViewItemQQptZCycling_Parts_Accessories?hash=item45edee0e66&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14)
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### Author:  [@1percenttruck](https://tarck.cc/u/1percenttruck)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2009, 3:55am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/whoa/14901/27 "2009-09-04T03:55:19Z")
…and under the weed cover lies Alex to Quando.
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### Author:  [@RJ1](https://tarck.cc/u/RJ1)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2009, 5:19am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/whoa/14901/28 "2009-09-04T05:19:02Z")
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### Author:  [@Cliffbear](https://tarck.cc/u/Cliffbear)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2009, 5:42am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/whoa/14901/29 "2009-09-04T05:42:06Z")
> [@tarckeemoon](#):
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swimmers tend to have much more body fat than other athletes.
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### Author:  [@Patch](https://tarck.cc/u/Patch)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2009, 5:51am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/whoa/14901/30 "2009-09-04T05:51:21Z")
Makes sense. Whales, manatees etc. Buoancy at play here? The resistance isn’t as gravitational, more frictional? Washboard abs aren’t as aero as some chub?
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### Author:  [@1percenttruck](https://tarck.cc/u/1percenttruck)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2009, 5:52am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/whoa/14901/31 "2009-09-04T05:52:09Z")
Phelps is 8% according to this: [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7562840.stm](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7562840.stm)
Dude eats like a fucking stoner, that’s for sure.
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### Author:  [@kaido\_k](https://tarck.cc/u/kaido_k)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2009, 2:15pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/whoa/14901/32 "2009-09-04T14:15:27Z")
> [@bold](#):
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> Alright my yout, mi and dis fine gyal decide we waan fi go park, we went pon swing, pon slide, and even have good time a bounce pon teeter-totter. Buoy, it fun mi tell yuh. Been long since we frolic ina park. We sit dung a ground fi have lunch, afta lunch she waan fi go home, so we went to her house fi watch movie and sinting. Mi tell you, the gyal mus be one freak, cause she jump pon my lap and start suck out mi face. After 5 minute the blood clot phone ring and mi answer. One rated man come yell ina mi ear, man was livid! Him say sumthing like ‘YO STAR, A WEH YOU A DO WIT MI PICKEY?’ Mi just give one sour look pon my girl face and ask a wuh dis man business? Gyal tell me her dad ded, him ina ground, ded, ded, ded. A WHO DI BUMBACLOT DEH PON MY PHONE?
Better watchout for the patois spelling nazis…
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### Author:  [@tjayk](https://tarck.cc/u/tjayk)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2009, 9:51pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/whoa/14901/33 "2009-09-04T21:51:09Z")
> [@blickblocks](#):
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> [quote=trackatino][quote=blickblocks]The irony is that the top cyclists don’t have enough body fat to safely smoke.
Uhh, what?[/quote]
Ah, I thought THC metabolizes in body fat, people had told me athletes can’t smoke because they have so little. I did my research, never mind.[/quote]
if thc metabolized in fat then people with really low body fat would just stay high a lot longer. that would be pretty sweet for myself and maybe get some fat people off the couch.
also, i was gonna mention michael phelps…
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### Author:  [@1percenttruck](https://tarck.cc/u/1percenttruck)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2009, 10:12pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/whoa/14901/34 "2009-09-04T22:12:34Z")
> [@tjayk](#):
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> [quote=blickblocks][quote=trackatino][quote=blickblocks]The irony is that the top cyclists don’t have enough body fat to safely smoke.
Uhh, what?[/quote]
Ah, I thought THC metabolizes in body fat, people had told me athletes can’t smoke because they have so little. I did my research, never mind.[/quote]
if thc metabolized in fat then people with really low body fat would just stay high a lot longer. that would be pretty sweet for myself and maybe get some fat people off the couch.
also, i was gonna mention michael phelps…[/quote]
THC indeed does form metabolites in fat. This is why THC can be cooked down into butter, and it’s also why you don’t lose it all when you smoke through a bong. However, your proposition does not follow logically.
The real point is, even the leanest athletes in the world have body fat. Fatty acids are necessary in basic processes necessarily to life. A fat person may store THC metabolites in their system longer than a skinnier one (and as a penalty, have a longer period where they can’t produce “clean” urine), but it’s not going to make a difference in how high they get.
Another point is Blicks said “smoke safely”. Now, I don’t think weed is as bad as a lot of people make it out to be, and even partake once every blue moon, but inhaling burning matter from any plant is never going to be safe. There’s always damage incurred.
Point is, buy a vaporizer.
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### Author:  [@surfcat](https://tarck.cc/u/surfcat)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2009, 6:17am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/whoa/14901/35 "2009-09-05T06:17:00Z")
> [@trackatino](#):
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> Point is, buy a vaporizer.
QFT
THC has to get into your bloodstream before it can get into your fat tissues. Once it’s in your blood, it gets in your brain and that’s when the fun begins. I don’t see how fat tissues could/would have anything to do with it.
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### Author:  [@1percenttruck](https://tarck.cc/u/1percenttruck)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2009, 7:08am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/whoa/14901/36 "2009-09-05T07:08:13Z")
Body breaks down THC into 11-hydroxy-THC which crosses the blood-brain barrier. Other THC metabolites are stored in your fatty tissue and eliminated slowly.
Actually, I guess in theory you could smoke with zero body fat % and still get high.
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### Author:  [@Cliffbear](https://tarck.cc/u/Cliffbear)
#### Post date: [September 11, 2009, 2:42am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/whoa/14901/37 "2009-09-11T02:42:46Z")
It’s about storin that shit though to save 4 latr
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