This may very well be the greatest thread ever.
ugh now i have a potential beater to dream about (that or the scrambler).
Ah yes,Im waiting for UPS to drop my 55cm kilo frame off right now,bastards keep driving by my house but not stopping.Why is my shit always deliverd last.
sex with you sounds hell of boring.
again, blechhhh…yeh, well, my philosophy is to not ask someone to participate in something i wouldn’t do. seeing as i have no intention of taking it up the ass i can’t see why she would.[/quote]
Would you be willing to take it in the pussy instead?
As a heterosexual man my sex-life would be pretty boring if I stuck to the golden rule in bed.
FUCK NO! I wouldn’t let a man grope my titties, no way in hell I’m doing that to you!
again, blechhhh…yeh, well, my philosophy is to not ask someone to participate in something i wouldn’t do. seeing as i have no intention of taking it up the ass i can’t see why she would.[/quote]
edit you beat me to the punch
I’ve known a few girls that wanted it in the butt more. I think I like me some good old fashion vag more, but you know, you got to do what you’ve got to do.
[quote=“Jabba Degrassi”]Would you be willing to take it in the pussy instead?
As a heterosexual man my sex-life would be pretty boring if I stuck to the golden rule in bed.
FUCK NO! I wouldn’t let a man grope my titties, no way in hell I’m doing that to you![/quote]
wait, so, you’re a hermaphrodite? interesting…
seeing as i lack a vagina, this would be an amazingly difficult task. and if what i said was so confusing, let me explain: i would never ask a girl to take it in the ass because i would not want to. thus clearly saving me from the embarassing predicament of her procuring a strap on and asking me to bend over and accept every inch of her love…
congrats! got mine a few weeks ago…
sex with you sounds hell of boring.[/quote]
that’s not what your mom said…
p.s. i apologize in advance if your mother is no longer with us.
no disrespect was meant.
dude, you biffed it.
I don’t enjoy them. I think I got over them when I found sodomy. I’m way more into fucking the ass.[/quote]
oh man how does your ass feel?
i keed i keed
[quote=“this1time”][quote=“Jabba Degrassi”]Would you be willing to take it in the pussy instead?
As a heterosexual man my sex-life would be pretty boring if I stuck to the golden rule in bed.
FUCK NO! I wouldn’t let a man grope my titties, no way in hell I’m doing that to you![/quote]
wait, so, you’re a hermaphrodite? interesting…
seeing as i lack a vagina, this would be an amazingly difficult task. and if what i said was so confusing, let me explain: i would never ask a girl to take it in the ass because i would not want to. thus clearly saving me from the embarassing predicament of her procuring a strap on and asking me to bend over and accept every inch of her love…[/quote]
sigh That’s my whole point. You do not have a vagina, I do not have a vagina, therefore to ask a girl to allow you to put your penis in her vagina, you would be breaking your own rule because you yourself would likely be unwilling to do the same, seeing as how you are physically incapable of doing so.
ALL heterosexual sex involves doing things to the other party that one would not have done to oneself, bi/pansexuals, hermaphrodites, and transvestites notwithstanding.
no, but we (male/female) both have assholes…get it!?! i could find a picture to proudly display this but i’m still not sure my point would come across.
You suck, new guy. Lighten up.
now i’m as kinky as they come, but this doesn’t sound like something i’d like to subject my wife to.
no girl ever pisses herself because she can’t hold it in due to the amount of intercourse she has.
but lots of anal queen porn starlets report that they have trouble shitting, due to the amount of anal sex they’ve had.
Your “philosophy” to not ask someone to participate in something i wouldn’t do is still so full of holes I wanna use it so strain mah spaghetti.
How about this: Would you suck a dick? Kinda unfair to ask your girlfriend to if you wouldn’t…
woah, man. seriously?
i was just commenting on my lack of love for anal and was put on the defensive. i think i offered up quite a bit of humor before the point was lost examing the philosophical/physical limitations of our sexuality…
sorry for the wet blanket.
woah, man. seriously?
i was just commenting on my lack of love for anal and was put on the defensive. i think i offered up quite a bit of humor before the point was lost examing the philosophical/physical limitations of our sexuality…
sorry for the wet blanket.[/quote]
Fair enough. Proceed.
Your “philosophy” to not ask someone to participate in something i wouldn’t do is still so full of holes I wanna use it so strain mah spaghetti.
How about this: Would you suck a dick? Kinda unfair to ask your girlfriend to if you wouldn’t…[/quote]
no, but i would gladly go down on her. and in case you didn’t notice we were speaking on a heterosexual, not homosexual, level. sorry if i didn’t clarify.
Your “philosophy” to not ask someone to participate in something i wouldn’t do is still so full of holes I wanna use it so strain mah spaghetti.
How about this: Would you suck a dick? Kinda unfair to ask your girlfriend to if you wouldn’t…[/quote]
no, but i would gladly go down on her. and in case you didn’t notice we were speaking on a heterosexual, not homosexual, level. sorry if i didn’t clarify.[/quote]
That’s not the same thing. Pussies are delicious and nutritious. Dicks are smelly and usually lean to the left.