# Your bike is dead. Don't cry or yell at me

**URL:** https://tarck.cc/t/your-bike-is-dead-dont-cry-or-yell-at-me/22159
**Category:** Bikes
**Created:** [November 7, 2018, 6:44am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/your-bike-is-dead-dont-cry-or-yell-at-me/22159 "2018-11-07T06:44:37Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![russ](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/russ/32/127_2.png) [@russ](https://tarck.cc/u/russ)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2018, 4:56am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/your-bike-is-dead-dont-cry-or-yell-at-me/22159/101 "2018-12-07T04:56:09Z")

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> [@theKearney](#):
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> t was a 9spd chain. He was replacing it with an 11spd bracelet

Did u tell him about 12 speed tho

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### Author: ![theKearney](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/thekearney/32/25428_2.png) [@theKearney](https://tarck.cc/u/theKearney)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2018, 5:46am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/your-bike-is-dead-dont-cry-or-yell-at-me/22159/102 "2018-12-07T05:46:50Z")

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Maybe I’ll see him again in a year!

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### Author: ![theKearney](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/thekearney/32/25428_2.png) [@theKearney](https://tarck.cc/u/theKearney)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2018, 5:55am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/your-bike-is-dead-dont-cry-or-yell-at-me/22159/103 "2018-12-07T05:55:40Z")

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" I’ve run out of barrel adjuster and my brakes still dont work well"

 ![20181206_170203](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/2X/4/48aa7f3a4a47367342c9519fae1239547477bc61.jpeg)

 ![20181206_170327](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/2X/0/04cc1dc819c1813504dec77b6d1553401364c21c.jpeg)

Poor guy, his particular calipers with his frame just wont sit right on the rotor. He’s going to upgrade soon so instead of doing some weird filing or grinding we just replaced the pads.

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### Author: ![motorbacon](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@motorbacon](https://tarck.cc/u/motorbacon)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2018, 6:35am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/your-bike-is-dead-dont-cry-or-yell-at-me/22159/104 "2018-12-07T06:35:15Z")

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Walked into my old shop and instantly recognized this wheel. Old coworker built this wheel for a customer we’ve both had for about 8 years. It’s as bomb proof as you can get, and today, it’s a potato chip. He claims the wheel folded while replacing a tube…

Wheel is two years old. Probably has 10,000 miles on it.

 ![2183](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/2X/9/915f6cc00cc474d8c95163d3c603c45d75022c94.jpeg)

I guess Cannondale really wants to protect those spokes.

 ![2184](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/2X/b/b057c3d9347b32c22a45d65dd5b06ea219052ad8.jpeg)

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### Author: ![joyofvaping](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/joyofvaping/32/37814_2.png) [@joyofvaping](https://tarck.cc/u/joyofvaping)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2018, 6:54am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/your-bike-is-dead-dont-cry-or-yell-at-me/22159/105 "2018-12-07T06:54:49Z")

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> [@theKearney](#):
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> it was a 9spd chain. He was replacing it with an 11spd bracelet.

this is just hilarious to me

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### Author: ![BEEutiful\_Wednesday\_DDS](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/beeutiful_wednesday_dds/32/40914_2.png) [@BEEutiful\_Wednesday\_DDS](https://tarck.cc/u/BEEutiful_Wednesday_DDS)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2018, 2:40pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/your-bike-is-dead-dont-cry-or-yell-at-me/22159/106 "2018-12-07T14:40:15Z")

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well he doesn’t want to be in the nine-speed deadhander’s crew

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### Author: ![Shamp](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/shamp/32/162757_2.png) [@Shamp](https://tarck.cc/u/Shamp)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2018, 3:26pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/your-bike-is-dead-dont-cry-or-yell-at-me/22159/107 "2018-12-07T15:26:53Z")

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> [@motorbacon](#):
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> He claims the wheel folded while replacing a tube

 ![3oEoirF](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/2X/f/f3474caf56c2829645a9047566f8e4073796139d.png)

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### Author: ![Crustradamus](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/crustradamus/32/7841_2.png) [@Crustradamus](https://tarck.cc/u/Crustradamus)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2018, 3:44pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/your-bike-is-dead-dont-cry-or-yell-at-me/22159/108 "2018-12-07T15:44:58Z")

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maybe he was using a dump truck to seat the tire

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### Author: ![Straws](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/straws/32/147_2.png) [@Straws](https://tarck.cc/u/Straws)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2018, 5:12pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/your-bike-is-dead-dont-cry-or-yell-at-me/22159/109 "2018-12-07T17:12:55Z")

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for the record, a much better bike nerd bracelet is a spoke bent into a bracelet. If I can remember when I get home I’ll take a photo of one I have. I never wear it but it’s a decent idea.

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### Author: ![Andrew\_Squirrel](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/andrew_squirrel/32/57_2.png) [@Andrew\_Squirrel](https://tarck.cc/u/Andrew_Squirrel)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2018, 5:27pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/your-bike-is-dead-dont-cry-or-yell-at-me/22159/110 "2018-12-07T17:27:40Z")

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So baffled by that spoke guard. Whyyy?

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### Author: ![iwillbe](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/iwillbe/32/1896_2.png) [@iwillbe](https://tarck.cc/u/iwillbe)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2018, 5:37pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/your-bike-is-dead-dont-cry-or-yell-at-me/22159/111 "2018-12-07T17:37:36Z")

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half to keep the spokes in, half to keep the rotor out. Just like the moat around the lion pen at the zoo

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### Author: ![motorbacon](https://static.tarck.cc/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@motorbacon](https://tarck.cc/u/motorbacon)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2018, 5:41pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/your-bike-is-dead-dont-cry-or-yell-at-me/22159/112 "2018-12-07T17:41:05Z")

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Came out of the box that way, apparently

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### Author: ![turpentine](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/turpentine/32/51348_2.png) [@turpentine](https://tarck.cc/u/turpentine)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2018, 6:12pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/your-bike-is-dead-dont-cry-or-yell-at-me/22159/113 "2018-12-07T18:12:28Z")

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I’m going to guess China just slapping those dork discs on everything these days

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### Author: ![capn\_FANCYpants](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/capn_fancypants/32/27037_2.png) [@capn\_FANCYpants](https://tarck.cc/u/capn_FANCYpants)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2018, 7:10pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/your-bike-is-dead-dont-cry-or-yell-at-me/22159/114 "2018-12-07T19:10:20Z")

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> [@Straws](#):
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> for the record, a much better bike nerd bracelet is a spoke bent into a bracelet. If I can remember when I get home I’ll take a photo of one I have. I never wear it but it’s a decent idea.

There’s a rad woman in Vermont who makes them, with the proceeds going to cool advocacy projects. [https://tenderwarriorco.com/](https://tenderwarriorco.com/)

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### Author: ![Straws](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/straws/32/147_2.png) [@Straws](https://tarck.cc/u/Straws)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2018, 7:13pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/your-bike-is-dead-dont-cry-or-yell-at-me/22159/115 "2018-12-07T19:13:12Z")

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That’s exactly what I’m thinking of but I got one from a dude I know in rva

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### Author: ![Bootus](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/bootus/32/110971_2.png) [@Bootus](https://tarck.cc/u/Bootus)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2018, 7:52pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/your-bike-is-dead-dont-cry-or-yell-at-me/22159/116 "2018-12-07T19:52:30Z")

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Be glad it was only on his wrist?

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### Author: ![theKearney](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/thekearney/32/25428_2.png) [@theKearney](https://tarck.cc/u/theKearney)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2018, 8:03pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/your-bike-is-dead-dont-cry-or-yell-at-me/22159/117 "2018-12-07T20:03:26Z")

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Well, now that image is in my head lol

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### Author: ![drwelby](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/drwelby/32/142_2.png) [@drwelby](https://tarck.cc/u/drwelby)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2018, 8:13pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/your-bike-is-dead-dont-cry-or-yell-at-me/22159/118 "2018-12-07T20:13:14Z")

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_oh, that’s what you meant by “stiff link”_

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### Author: ![Bootus](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/bootus/32/110971_2.png) [@Bootus](https://tarck.cc/u/Bootus)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2018, 8:24pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/your-bike-is-dead-dont-cry-or-yell-at-me/22159/119 "2018-12-07T20:24:54Z")

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lol

Sorry

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### Author: ![igor](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/igor/32/21023_2.png) [@igor](https://tarck.cc/u/igor)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2018, 11:15pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/your-bike-is-dead-dont-cry-or-yell-at-me/22159/120 "2018-12-07T23:15:54Z")

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Dork in the front, dork in the back. Double dork. Dork on both ends.

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