# You're gunna hurt yourself: Carry Shit Olympics (aka the Cargo Bike thread) **URL:** \ **Category:** Bikes\ **Created:** [August 8, 2018, 6:14pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665 "2018-08-08T18:14:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 152
**Author:** ![Rusty\_Piton](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/rusty_piton/32/579_2.png) [@Rusty\_Piton](https://tarck.cc/u/Rusty_Piton)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 12:08pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3028 "2022-06-10T12:08:12Z")
Which one did you get? ---
**Author:** ![oogens](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/oogens/32/83087_2.png) [@oogens](https://tarck.cc/u/oogens)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 3:05pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3029 "2022-06-10T15:05:56Z")
Went for the cargo v3 in blurple ---
**Author:** ![Rusty\_Piton](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/rusty_piton/32/579_2.png) [@Rusty\_Piton](https://tarck.cc/u/Rusty_Piton)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 3:20pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3030 "2022-06-10T15:20:33Z")
Nice. I hope it’s your favorite bike ever. Cargo bikes are the best! ---
**Author:** ![Shiny\_squid\_green](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/shiny_squid_green/32/1981_2.png) [@Shiny\_squid\_green](https://tarck.cc/u/Shiny_squid_green)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 3:43pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3031 "2022-06-10T15:43:50Z")
![image](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/b/c/bc04ec297d62af6e25f8ced3d0ee918d4fca6278.png) Good name for my sex tape ---
**Author:** ![joyofvaping](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/joyofvaping/32/37814_2.png) [@joyofvaping](https://tarck.cc/u/joyofvaping)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 5:26pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3032 "2022-06-10T17:26:49Z")
> [@Rusty\_Piton](#): > > Lol look at this crazy ass homer car! > > Is it still a bicycle if it has four wheels with four motors? Looks like the cargo bike/car Ben diagram is beginning to overlap. it leans??!?!? I would very much like to take this on some descents ---
**Author:** ![iwillbe](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/iwillbe/32/1896_2.png) [@iwillbe](https://tarck.cc/u/iwillbe)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 5:41pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3033 "2022-06-10T17:41:15Z")
[![](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/0/d/0dc5826880c4a11e9180f63b0d5b57324e4face9.jpeg "Coffin Dance Remix Bass Boost Song With Original Video") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl9xKw_xEas) ---
**Author:** ![spaghetti](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/spaghetti/32/37773_2.png) [@spaghetti](https://tarck.cc/u/spaghetti)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 8:53pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3034 "2022-06-10T20:53:16Z")
> [@Rusty\_Piton](#): > > Ben diagram i’ve been searching for a band name for awhile and here it is! ---
**Author:** ![karl\_dandleton](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/karl_dandleton/32/177_2.png) [@karl\_dandleton](https://tarck.cc/u/karl_dandleton)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 9:08pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3035 "2022-06-10T21:08:27Z")
YO. i didn’t even notice that. fantastic. if i ever learn to make electronic music my plan is “urethra franklin” ---
**Author:** ![Rusty\_Piton](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/rusty_piton/32/579_2.png) [@Rusty\_Piton](https://tarck.cc/u/Rusty_Piton)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 10:57pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3036 "2022-06-10T22:57:54Z")
When I was in high school there was a local hardcore band that played all the time called Urethra Franklin and the Ghetto Children. Edit: here they are at the fireside bowl! There’s like a 60% chance that I was at this show. [![](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/3/1/31f1d0244c39327e82b4dccea997058b2a59df41.jpeg "Urethra Franklin and the Ghetto Children @ Fireside Bowl 10-29-99") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWjR8QlHujk) ---
**Author:** ![frank\_doktor](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/frank_doktor/32/12_2.png) [@frank\_doktor](https://tarck.cc/u/frank_doktor)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 11:06pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3037 "2022-06-10T23:06:10Z")
Never saw them, but fuck I loved that venue. ---
**Author:** ![Rusty\_Piton](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/rusty_piton/32/579_2.png) [@Rusty\_Piton](https://tarck.cc/u/Rusty_Piton)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 11:23pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3038 "2022-06-10T23:23:19Z")
They ruled. I saw them a lot. Probably have a couple 7”s squirreled away somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Face](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/face/32/77523_2.png) [@Face](https://tarck.cc/u/Face)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 11:51pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3039 "2022-06-10T23:51:09Z")
> [@Rusty\_Piton](#): > > …I saw at least four Clydesdale equipped bikes today. And like five or six other cargo bikes of varying shape. I love it. As someone who’s been a cargo bike evangelist for fifteen years, I feel very vindicated seeing so many people taking to it in recent years. I wonder how long until somebody knocks off the crust fork. I get asked about that thing all the time. You seen the dude in our hood on the Clyde fixie with swept bars that just cruises super slow and relaxed AF? ---
**Author:** ![karl\_dandleton](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/karl_dandleton/32/177_2.png) [@karl\_dandleton](https://tarck.cc/u/karl_dandleton)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 11:57pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3040 "2022-06-10T23:57:09Z")
> [@Rusty\_Piton](#): > > …When I was in high school there was a local hardcore band that played all the time called Urethra Franklin and the Ghetto Children.Edit: here they are at the fireside bowl! There’s like a 60% chance that I was at this show. damn. i didn’t find anything on the internet after coming up with that one. maybe i didn’t try too hard, so as to protect myself. back to the drawing board. ---
**Author:** ![Rusty\_Piton](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/rusty_piton/32/579_2.png) [@Rusty\_Piton](https://tarck.cc/u/Rusty_Piton)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 12:04am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3041 "2022-06-11T00:04:09Z")
Are the frame and fork both painted olive green? I’ve seen that one locked up but not being ridden. ---
**Author:** ![Face](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/face/32/77523_2.png) [@Face](https://tarck.cc/u/Face)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 3:24am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3042 "2022-06-11T03:24:22Z")
I dunno. ---
**Author:** ![Shiny\_squid\_green](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/shiny_squid_green/32/1981_2.png) [@Shiny\_squid\_green](https://tarck.cc/u/Shiny_squid_green)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2022, 4:32pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3043 "2022-06-15T16:32:09Z")
Someone PLEASE get one of these to replace the box on their cargo bike ![image](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/4/b/4be6d6e9609886b1c3073fd767bd1c74b5e0ecd5.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![viggen](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/viggen/32/711_2.png) [@viggen](https://tarck.cc/u/viggen)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2022, 4:57pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3044 "2022-06-15T16:57:00Z")
As found on [Antifascist\_logo\_archive](https://www.instagram.com/antifascist_logo_archive/): ![antifascist_logo_archive_245200298_1056414195108826_3546183753566590104_n](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/2/a/2ab16df9ab58cd5d266d301738d70b66fd0fc674.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Davidk](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/davidk/32/190_2.png) [@Davidk](https://tarck.cc/u/Davidk)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2022, 5:07pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3045 "2022-06-15T17:07:29Z")
that pressure way too high ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Stabby](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/master_stabby/32/39791_2.png) [@Master\_Stabby](https://tarck.cc/u/Master_Stabby)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2022, 1:50pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3046 "2022-06-17T13:50:54Z")
But Germany. ---
**Author:** ![panda\_heavy\_metal](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/panda_heavy_metal/32/37770_2.png) [@panda\_heavy\_metal](https://tarck.cc/u/panda_heavy_metal)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 4:35am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3047 "2022-06-19T04:35:22Z")
![20220619_141021](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/a/a/aa0d6490a021207d8c4ffd646658abd8a1e4686b.jpeg) Carting hard rubbish for kerb collection. Worked a treat and I didn’t kill anyone. [Previous page](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665.md?page=151) [Next page](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665.md?page=153)