# You're gunna hurt yourself: Carry Shit Olympics (aka the Cargo Bike thread)

**URL:** <https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665>\
**Category:** Bikes\
**Created:** [August 8, 2018, 6:14pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665 "2018-08-08T18:14:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![Bootus](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/bootus/32/110971_2.png) [@Bootus](https://tarck.cc/u/Bootus)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 1:44am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3168 "2022-09-21T01:44:41Z")

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We’re Big Tech now

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Tarck: 99% shitposting 1% unique, valuable information you’ll have a hard time finding anywhere else.

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**Author:** ![Davidk](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/davidk/32/190_2.png) [@Davidk](https://tarck.cc/u/Davidk)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 3:29am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3170 "2022-09-21T03:29:12Z")

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It was as I who obtained the bullitt box from the german bike shop.

It is good, but there is an equivalent box of that type that splendid sells now

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**Author:** ![VT\_regularbike](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/vt_regularbike/32/153_2.png) [@VT\_regularbike](https://tarck.cc/u/VT_regularbike)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 5:20am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3171 "2022-09-21T05:20:21Z")

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> [@Jacobell](#):
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> I can do this as well, just was hoping for something more immediate and also like $30. Eventually I’ll be building a nice plywood box with a door for the doggo.

The base from a wheel barrow and a stretchy net over top?

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**Author:** ![dotMR](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/dotmr/32/640_2.png) [@dotMR](https://tarck.cc/u/dotMR)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 8:59am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3172 "2022-09-21T08:59:23Z")

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> [@Davidk](#):
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> It was as I who obtained the bullitt box from the german bike shop.
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> It is good, but there is an equivalent box of that type that splendid sells no

This one?

> **[KidsBox für BULLITT](https://www.rad3.de/kidsbox)**
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> English text below Verbesserte KidsBox für Ihre zwei Kleinen und Liebsten, bequeme Breite der Sitzfläche, gut behütet, Box-Seiten steckbar und damit trotzdem schnell zum reinen Transportrad umgebaut. Inspiriert von einem innovativen Hersteller...

We test rode one one of these ^^^ and found the wood rattled around quite a bit no matter how tight the straps were.

We got this one and it’s been great

> **[EVO Box - convoy-products](https://www.convoy-products.de/produkt/evo-box-konfigurator/)**
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> Die EVO Box ist eine universelle Transportlösung für das BULLITT Cargobike von Larry vs Harry. In der Version EVO Box Kids ist sie für den sicheren Transport von ein oder zwei Kindern konzipiert. Die EVO Box ist auch als EVO Box Cargo ohne...

But shipping would probably be a nightmare. I imagine you could show those pictures to most sheet metal shops and they could come up with something similar.

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**Author:** ![Rusty\_Piton](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/rusty_piton/32/579_2.png) [@Rusty\_Piton](https://tarck.cc/u/Rusty_Piton)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 2:37pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3173 "2022-09-21T14:37:28Z")

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That thing looks amazing.  
Shipping from portland for the badger box was like $90 iirc. Not too cray for such a huge package.

I added a hand grenade pouch for snacks and stuff. It’s a hit! I think I’ll mount a loony bin or something for his bevies.

 ![image](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/8/f/8f1431b10658c16b9a3facd9e2f00349bae23c5b.jpeg)  
Also, the dynamo is intriguing and is the reason he always shows up to school with filthy hands.  
 ![image](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/4/2/427d6af8d8f6f9cd836027fe6d82a48769abf5b4.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Davidk](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/davidk/32/190_2.png) [@Davidk](https://tarck.cc/u/Davidk)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 4:54pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3174 "2022-09-21T16:54:51Z")

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Yes , it’s a but squeaky and creaky, and actually doesn’t fit together quite right. I think they did a second version that is a bit better tolerances.

Main reason for going this route was to be able to take the sides off to haul bulky things.

They shipped it packed flat so the charges weren’t terrible, it ended up being comparably priced to one of the other boxes that Splendid could supply.

May have to take sides off on a regular basis so my children can have some more leg room

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**Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 5:26pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3175 "2022-09-21T17:26:38Z")

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So y’all keep posting boxes but the thing I’m thinking of wasn’t something you could buy, exactly. It was an open source set of specs that were supposed to download and use on a local laser cutter.

No real need to get to the bottom of this, I’m just mad because I thought it was cool and I have no idea how to relocate it (and also concerned this is a Mandela effect thing lol)

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**Author:** ![Rusty\_Piton](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/rusty_piton/32/579_2.png) [@Rusty\_Piton](https://tarck.cc/u/Rusty_Piton)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 5:58pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3176 "2022-09-21T17:58:36Z")

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I remember it being plans to cut out your own ratchet strap box.

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**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 6:52am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3177 "2022-10-04T06:52:42Z")

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> [@Jacobell](#):
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 ![image](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/9/a/9a58626f6593d779c0a8d0d2a15f8b10536775e9.jpeg)

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**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 6:59am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3178 "2022-10-04T06:59:06Z")

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did you have a flag bike preceding you?

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**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 2:52pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3179 "2022-10-04T14:52:45Z")

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This guy is bonkos

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**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 3:12pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3180 "2022-10-04T15:12:43Z")

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Did you file a flight plan?

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Good to see that I’m not the only person weird and stubborn enough the haul lumber on a Bullitt!

 ![IMG-5232](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/3/8/38cd074b70ee8852266b6881a9289133e756de23.jpeg)  
 ![IMG-5253](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/a/f/af75b54e7091e1145e68db61f7bba677a0f479a9.jpeg)

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**Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 6:07pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3182 "2022-10-05T18:07:59Z")

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I am betting you get plenty of room from cars

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**Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 6:32pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3183 "2022-10-05T18:32:02Z")

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in this club too

 ![IMG_20200530_152202](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/2/3/236e035208a910096c63c754ed7ec9d7315193f1.jpeg)

 ![IMG_20191227_193534](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/8/7/8742b18b7ecfe37632d30de819cba766b93a2da6.jpeg)

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**Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 6:54pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3184 "2022-10-05T18:54:04Z")

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Found some more dumb cargo bike shit looking for lumber pictures

All the random stuff left over in the old apartment

 ![PXL_20220817_145833743](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/d/6/d6e982ae101db14791d52547a6131d9b7c77a243.jpeg)

2 bikes, spare wheel, and diapers apparently

 ![PXL_20210726_191340064](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/d/b/db8413a84bbe0069e1b47bf7dc115b213913999f.jpeg)

3 bikes

 ![MVIMG_20190518_161341](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/d/d/dd1ca12f748319373d83d817bed938e67cb06cd3.jpeg)

Ikea trips

 ![IMG_20160312_164252](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/6/7/672d8bd9f89f004ca103cd6b8bc383c44d995db9.jpeg)  
 ![IMG_20160213_194336](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/2/a/2ab1f37413ab6318dffd1634dbadc16474745fb3.jpeg)

Boxes for some reason

 ![EFFECTS](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/e/c/eccfba251a332d07ceb899bc67565dbabe4b18ea.jpeg)  
 ![IMG_20190126_133809](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/e/a/ea0f155130ec8f6d9f0f7bdd31aeb51550a9724c.jpeg)

And some small stuff too

 ![PXL_20220917_072921967](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/b/4/b425290893fa53f74ea389706dbc375bc71a901f.jpeg)  
 ![PXL_20220601_094301725](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/7/c/7c610c01298491fd1c2c90e6d18e40fb2aee9e91.jpeg)

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**Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 9:19pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3185 "2022-10-05T21:19:28Z")

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> [@VT\_regularbike](#):
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> I don’t remember and there was no load in it when I rode it

I’ve ridden one and yes, they ride like absolute shit.

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**Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 12:29am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3186 "2022-10-06T00:29:57Z")

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![20220619_141021](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/2/8/28f248e50f8752c453103fe44de2fa398f8fb048.jpeg)  
Also have carried dumb shit.

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**Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 1:12am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/3187 "2022-10-06T01:12:04Z")

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![IMG_20160322_170405](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/e/a/ea00e859eea0ea689eb5627f48c16ff649242628.jpeg)  
stupidest thing I ever did on this bike, barely made it the half mile I needed to go.

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