# You're gunna hurt yourself: Carry Shit Olympics (aka the Cargo Bike thread)

**URL:** https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665
**Category:** Bikes
**Created:** [August 8, 2018, 6:14pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665 "2018-08-08T18:14:41Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![jame5on](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/jame5on/32/81952_2.png) [@jame5on](https://tarck.cc/u/jame5on)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2024, 5:15pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/4449 "2024-11-26T17:15:46Z")

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Furthering the deliverista tape convo, this another ubiquitous mod

 ![image](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/d/d/dd547b7936f0064a95f6a8cf1ceb35ff423a94c2.jpeg)

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### Author: ![Smitty2k1](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/smitty2k1/32/113893_2.png) [@Smitty2k1](https://tarck.cc/u/Smitty2k1)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2024, 5:34pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/4450 "2024-11-26T17:34:19Z")

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My 4yo manages to pass out on the longtail and not fall out. It’s impressive.

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### Author: ![Crustradamus](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/crustradamus/32/7841_2.png) [@Crustradamus](https://tarck.cc/u/Crustradamus)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2024, 8:13pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/4451 "2024-11-26T20:13:43Z")

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some shibari shit

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### Author: ![jame5on](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/jame5on/32/81952_2.png) [@jame5on](https://tarck.cc/u/jame5on)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2024, 8:14pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/4452 "2024-11-26T20:14:58Z")

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I don’t know what that is.

the bolt is there to hold the handles of shopping bags.

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### Author: ![Crustradamus](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/crustradamus/32/7841_2.png) [@Crustradamus](https://tarck.cc/u/Crustradamus)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2024, 11:18pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/4453 "2024-11-26T23:18:46Z")

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I thought the boss underneath the tube was held there by the wrap and that’s what we were marveling at. That’s actually probably not the case.

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### Author: ![Dr\_Jart\_Attack\_PhD](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/dr_jart_attack_phd/32/16324_2.png) [@Dr\_Jart\_Attack\_PhD](https://tarck.cc/u/Dr_Jart_Attack_PhD)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2024, 5:01pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/4454 "2024-11-27T17:01:05Z")

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I feel like the tape is probably to protect the paint or anonymize the bike but I imagine there’s all kinds of awful moisture and rust that gets trapped under there

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### Author: ![jame5on](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/jame5on/32/81952_2.png) [@jame5on](https://tarck.cc/u/jame5on)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2024, 5:06pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/4455 "2024-11-27T17:06:15Z")

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tape is to keep it from getting scratched up on the sign posts and flair

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### Author: ![paris](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/paris/32/37759_2.png) [@paris](https://tarck.cc/u/paris)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2024, 5:58pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/4456 "2024-11-27T17:58:46Z")

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> [@jame5on](#):
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> tape is to keep it from getting scratched up on the sign posts and flair

And national pride (but not on the bike in the photo above). We discussed deliverista bike wrap back when @drwelby visited NYC.

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### Author: ![drwelby](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/drwelby/32/142_2.png) [@drwelby](https://tarck.cc/u/drwelby)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2024, 6:16pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/4457 "2024-11-27T18:16:53Z")

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I took pictures of the mystery bolt and it seemed like all the bikes had them and I assumed it was some wacky oem thing. One thing I noticed is that the bolt seemed to be off-center to the right consistently. I ran out of time to investigate further.

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### Author: ![jame5on](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/jame5on/32/81952_2.png) [@jame5on](https://tarck.cc/u/jame5on)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2024, 7:24pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/4458 "2024-11-27T19:24:18Z")

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it’s hand drilled and usually bent to the right because if there is only one bag it ends up on the right hand side most of the time

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### Author: ![Shamp](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/shamp/32/162757_2.png) [@Shamp](https://tarck.cc/u/Shamp)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2024, 7:43pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/4459 "2024-11-27T19:43:42Z")

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> [@jame5on](#):
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> usually bent to the right

Mine does the same

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### Author: ![jame5on](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/jame5on/32/81952_2.png) [@jame5on](https://tarck.cc/u/jame5on)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2024, 8:11pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/4460 "2024-11-27T20:11:24Z")

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Cause most people are right handed

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### Author: ![drwelby](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/drwelby/32/142_2.png) [@drwelby](https://tarck.cc/u/drwelby)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2024, 2:30am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/4461 "2024-11-28T02:30:08Z")

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![IMG_7094](https://cdn.tarck.cc/original/3X/2/0/2044376cee82dde693bbd3d7dcee9305162d3a00.jpeg)

Here’s an unwrapped one. It looks brazed and painted stock

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### Author: ![jame5on](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/jame5on/32/81952_2.png) [@jame5on](https://tarck.cc/u/jame5on)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2024, 9:21am UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/4462 "2024-11-28T09:21:32Z")

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Your gonna force me to go to the fly e bike store to find out about the festival scrambler aren’t you?

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### Author: ![Smitty2k1](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/smitty2k1/32/113893_2.png) [@Smitty2k1](https://tarck.cc/u/Smitty2k1)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2024, 3:04pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/4463 "2024-11-28T15:04:40Z")

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There is one just a couple blocks from my house in DC. Don’t think I’ve ever seen an ebike go in or out of there. 100% gas powered mopeds

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### Author: ![jame5on](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/jame5on/32/81952_2.png) [@jame5on](https://tarck.cc/u/jame5on)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2024, 3:30pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/4464 "2024-11-28T15:30:53Z")

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We’re getting more and more of that. It’s a real missed opportunity to me that the city hasn’t leaned into a legal environment for a transition from car use and instead they’re just illegally menacing the bike lanes

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### Author: ![Smitty2k1](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/smitty2k1/32/113893_2.png) [@Smitty2k1](https://tarck.cc/u/Smitty2k1)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2024, 8:39pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/4465 "2024-11-28T20:39:45Z")

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Yeah the delivery mopeds are unfortunate. I don’t have the answer but they are incentivized to break the law and drive as aggressively as possible to maximize profits so well, that’s bad for road users of all kinds.

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### Author: ![Crustradamus](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/crustradamus/32/7841_2.png) [@Crustradamus](https://tarck.cc/u/Crustradamus)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2024, 4:11pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/4466 "2024-11-29T16:11:26Z")

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> [@jame5on](#):
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> tape is to keep it from getting scratched up on the sign posts and flair

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### Author: ![drwelby](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/drwelby/32/142_2.png) [@drwelby](https://tarck.cc/u/drwelby)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2024, 5:24pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/4467 "2024-11-29T17:24:37Z")

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sekrit cinta season

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### Author: ![jame5on](https://static.tarck.cc/user_avatar/tarck.cc/jame5on/32/81952_2.png) [@jame5on](https://tarck.cc/u/jame5on)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2024, 6:36pm UTC](https://tarck.cc/t/youre-gunna-hurt-yourself-carry-shit-olympics-aka-the-cargo-bike-thread/21665/4468 "2024-11-29T18:36:51Z")

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The lingering question is what is it really for. It’s weird and I’ve never seen it anywhere else

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