A non verbal option could have been:
i was seriously considering this but they were outside before i was
Kicking over even 1 bike is a total dick move and also maybe fully deserved.
Love this thank you for your service
So there is this guy that I check in on on ig every once in a while, I think he got put in my feed because of motorcycle shit, and he’s a fuckin Ohio Iron Horseman 1%er scumbag with a rap sheet and all
but sort of hilariously he’s got a bunch of tattoos and a chopper and posts nothing but chopper hype stuff so he’s like a low-level influencer lol just like what year is it man. It’s like Sonny Barger’s life’s work come to fruition
sadly that is not the guy but i love that you are even loosely aware of this bike gang that i had no idea existed until today
I don’t care for those guys at all.
Nope. Not one bit.
I mean, yeah, what do you say to someone that is proud of being ignorant as fuck. I think you did well!
Saw a guy t-bone a cab that was doing something dumb this morning. To be fair, the bike guy was doing about 20-25 in what passes for a bike lane on 1st ave in nyc and did not have the skillz to pay the bills, so to speak (I was doing 20-25 in the middle of the Avenue with all the other traffic going that speed, not over by the left hand curb).
It was sad to see but the guy scrubbed a ton of speed and kind of just slowly flopped onto the cab’s hood for a soft landing.
This oblivious dufus can’t hear shit. Not my bell, my voice or my loud ass disk brake. Dual AirPods ofc.
Cute dog though.
That person gets a hand on the shoulder or a pat on the head
Eew. I’m not touching strangers if I can help it.
These days I’d honestly just not even say anything and wait for them to get out from under the overpass
Off-leash dog (?) is another story entirely tho
The dog was on leash. I just slow rolled behind them.
Your feelings are valid tho
Lol ok I’ve been riding around the city for less than an hour total today so far and have seen two people going the wrong way down one way streets. One was a cop taking a shortcut to precinct.
I get big and post up on the curb - they don’t usually like having to pass on the car side.
Oh I’m talking about cars
i hit about 50 people with the tandem at the Ballard Locks over the weekend. there’s only one way across, and it’s wide enough for people to walk each way, but when there are a ton of tourists standing where they aren’t supposed to be standing, i ended up clipping a lot of love handles with the handle bars


