A safe space to complain about jackass humans

You’d also have to be a carbrained fucking moron to send your kid to Loyola University yoked with a car.
There’s like three L stops and ten bus lines a few minutes walk from campus and an inter campus bus that takes students from the north campus to the downtown campus for free!

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but they need a car so they can drive home on the weekends so mom can do their laundry

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Another expert parking job!

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Thank you for this opportunity for another tarckshoup!

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I can’t believe photoshoup is a category on this site. Love yall.

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In about 6 blocks today:

  • A stanced Passat with a driver wearing a fighter pilot helmet, complete with visor and oxygen mask
  • A d-bag crossing 4 lanes of traffic to beat me to a red light
  • A dude pinning it on one of those fat tired scooters (Vespa, not Razr)
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kinda into this though

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Yeah, kinda reminded me of this classic

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Ha! First thing I thought of was this:
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this idiot pulled into the angled parking space properly, then attempted to turn around and back in the wrong way at theeeee slowest speed to be considered motion, ironic because this appears to be some kind of Shelby mustang. this was the resultant parking job

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Looks like a job for the bumper sticker bandit!

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Not bike related but may set a scary precedent

Defense lawyer Zak Goldstein said he had not yet seen the criminal complaint or any reports on the crash, and called the deaths a tragedy. However, he noted that, broadly speaking, Pennsylvania law on DUI-related homicides requires “that the DUI caused the homicide.”

“If in fact it’s a failure in a self-driving or a driving system, that may not be a homicide by DUI even if the driver is intoxicated,” he said, adding that he has not seen any case law on the issue in Pennsylvania.

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Doesn’t DUI usually have language about “operating a vehicle…”? Putting it into self driving mode should qualify I hope.

Back in GA I was drinking some beers next to a parked car when a cop pulled up. He told us that they’re allowed to arrest folks for DUI if the key is in the ignition while folks are drinking, even if the car isn’t running. Maybe that was a bluff though.

in Washington if you have the keys in your possession while in the car drunk they can bust you because you could drive.

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don’t worry, mayo Pete (who has done literally zero things to regulate Tesla) will surely fix this

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The Catholic Church can fuckin burn for myriad reasons and now we can add this atrocity to the list of hideous crimes.

Also, this bastard. What the hell are you doing bro? Are you confused?


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Everywhere I go today there are pickup trucks where there shouldn’t be any pickup trucks.
I guess these bros just couldn’t walk their soccer field striping machines the 30 feet from the parking lot to the field before walking them thousands of feet around the soccer field.


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everyone who drives a pickup truck is a piece of shit.

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This was a good one from yesterday. To the right of the frame was a guy and an assistant (his daughter?) doing a big ass project in the adjacent backyard. This guy was going to park there all damn day! I was not sneaky about taking the picture and reporting to 311. It had moved by the time I circled back 15 minutes later, and today the project was still going but he wasn’t parked in the fuckin cycle track!

I’m glad he moved but it’s like, how on god’s green earth did you think this was a place that you park??? He drove right over the fucking yellow flex post!!

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they need to fill ~50% of flex posts with concrete and rebar imo

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