Bike blerg thread

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like this? i’m pretty sure it says blue lives matter

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:blush: TYVM

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Or a vaguely ghost rider skull character bursting out of the shirt or something.

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And it’s pointing two guns at the viewer yeah

That’s messed up eh? I am amazed pprolly printed their 4000 word press release.

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I also wanna say, tanglewood make Analog Cycles look like a reasonable guy offering practical well thought out products.

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he’s always been thirsty for other word salad artists to write authentic internet gibberish for his web blog

that’s like passive income bro

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I stand corrected

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I tried to buy a black Nitto seat post from them. Website did not function optimally and I guess it was sold out.

I bet these frames will be big with Blue Luggers looking for a more obscure Crust.

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Yeah, it is actually just James and Candice!

Lmaoing at the last few dozen posts, but it sent me into a radavist hole and now I really want this bike…


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If you click through to distributors or whatever they call it, analog is listed as well as OUTPOST RICHMOND.

Also could’ve sworn Adam Adeane posted here but maybe Instagram rotted my brain too much.

@blackholelectron lol I recognized the writing style

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What good is authenticity if you have to figure it out yourself? Also it has to be expensive and weird so people know you are on the inside. Why is your stem so short? Well, something something the wright brothers. Why does it cost 3k? Something something I’m not poor.
Oh well. Hobo chic is nothing new I guess.

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When will they sell me a custom painted cast iron shifting stick?

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oooh. ductile iron downtube shifters. gotta season them occasionally.

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You could start with this

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The greengrocer’s apostrophe and the misspelling really are the clown hat on the curly red wig of hilarity that is that image.

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love, love, LOVE it

Fun fact: German slang for breasts is also the same word as “front porch” and can also mean “stem.”

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Next step is offering a $3000 parts bin build option. "Inspired by bikes built from the actual parts bins of real mechanics, our Workman builds have bona fide punch-the-clock vibes and pay homage to those who party in the dirt. 105 where it counts, XTR where it doesn’t. "

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